Barack Obama, our next President

[THE DEBIL]

DEBIL STINK OF ALCOHOL AN' CAROL RECOIL FROM HIS FETID BREATH AN' SLACK RED LIPS BUT SHE KNOW IN HER HEART THAT SHE GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO AS LONG AS DEBIL FASCINATED BY HER SO, RESIGNEDLY, SHE HITCH UP HER DRAWERS AN' LET DEBIL HAVE HIS DRUNKEN WAY WITH HER...
UHHHHHH.... UHHHHHH... UHHHHH... UHHHHHH... UHHHHH.... UHHHHH... UHHHHHH.... UHHHH... UHHHHH.... UHHHHH.... UHHHHHH.... UHHHHHHHHH... UHHHHHHHHH.... UHHHHHHHHH.... UHHHHHHHHH... UHHHHHHHH... UHHHHHH... UHHHHHHH.. UHHHHHHHH... UHHHHHH... SAY SUMTHIN' DIRTY... UHHHHHH UHHHHHHH.. UHHHHHH... UHHHHHHH.... IN HER MIND SHE PRAY.. "JESUS, LORD, PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS EVIL, FILTHY MAN WHO USES ME SO UNFAIRLY... OH, AND PLEASE BRING BOBBY A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS, HE'S TRYING SO HA-RD...."

[carol]

Yeah wrote:

<quoted text>lol! Looking for more help from the feds son?
And here I thought cons were an independent bunch!

Providing assistance in natural disasters is one of the very few roles of the federal government.

We're so broke, the federal government can't even assist its own citizens properly after this kind of devastation.

And you're proud of that?

[THE DEBIL]

PASTOR BOB:(ON THE PHONE WITH CAROL) "NO, I DO NOT KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS, CAROL, BUT I KNOW HE'S EVIL AND YOU EITHER HAVE TO TAKE MY ADVICE AND NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN OR YOU'LL NEED TO GIRD YOU LOINS WITH THE LORD'S ARMOR AND WADE INTO THE BATTLE.... GOD WILL PROTECT YOU, CAROL, JUST LIKE HE PROTECTED JOAN OF ARC... WELL, THAT'S A BAD EXAMPLE ACTUALLY.. BUT IF YOUR HEART IS PURE, YOU WILL PREVAIL WITH GOD'S HELP.... ME? GOOD HEAVENS, CAROL, IN A CHATROOM? OH NO, I COULDN'T... YES, CAROL, I KNOW I'M YOUR PASTOR BUT THIS IS A THING THAT, IF YOU DO IT AT ALL, YOU MUST DO IT YOURSELF."

[THE DEBIL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Yeah]

carol wrote:

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My point is Saddam was killing more of his own people than we could ever imagine - much less do.
And Democrats were saying he had to go even before 9/11.
That's my point.

So is North Korea. Not so much Iran.

You know, the Axis of Evil bushie spoke about?

And you haven't dredged up the Bosnian event either!

[carol]

Well, enough trying to bring some common sense to the forefront another day. I'm trying to revive it as best I can but it's not easy when some keep trying to strangle it to death.

Night.

[THE DEBIL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[carol]

John Galt wrote:

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Believe me, anywhere outside your church the term "pro-life" is strong code language for the militant anti-abortion position.
Many conservative women would never consider (except under extreme circumstances) having an abortion, but nevertheless don't want some politician, particularly a man, telling them what to do.
In fact, most women don't want anyone telling them what to do about anything.
Besides, no politician can do a damn thing about abortion.
So, why shoot yourself in the ***** over an irrelevant issue.

When I'm being forced to pay for it, it becomes relevant.

[Yeah]

carol wrote:

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My point is Saddam was killing more of his own people than we could ever imagine - much less do.
And Democrats were saying he had to go even before 9/11.
That's my point.

lol! It doesn't matter what democrats said. bushie was give the "power" at his discretion.

That's all that really mattered. He should have acted like a CIC and not go traipsing into killing people for no reason at all. The only people who benefited was the war making machine.

[THE DEBIL]

DEBIL THROW UP ON CAROL, WHICH MAKE HER FEEL WORSE BUT MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER... KISS IT... G'HEAD... DO IT NOW!

[John Galt]

sonicfilter wrote:

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phfft! i don't care. you're buying.
stupid question.

Well, we all know that those who don't pay federal income taxes don't care how the money is spent.

Why should the taxpayers pay for damage to private property?

Why should the taxpayers fund rebuilding on barrier islands, which is where most of the damage was incurred?

Why should taxpayers fund the rebuilding of the boardwalk in Atlantic City?

It's not a stupid question.

[THE DEBIL]

carol wrote:

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When I'm being forced to pay for it, it becomes relevant.

SHIT, CAROL, YOU NOT BEIN' FORCED TO PAY FO' IT, DEBIL DOIN' ALL THIS FO' FREE!

[carol]

Yeah wrote:

<quoted text>So is North Korea. Not so much Iran.
You know, the Axis of Evil bushie spoke about?
And you haven't dredged up the Bosnian event either!

Has North Korea unleashed chemical weapons on its own people killing more than 5000, mostly women and children, lying dead in the streets where they once stood?

Do you have any concept how chemical and biological weapons could wipe out massive numbers of the population?

Saddam's WMDs are now in the hands of Syria. Where they've been all along. Obama is now beginning to sound very serious about another Iraq in Syria.

[John Galt]

carol wrote:

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It's not the ideal system but the best in the world so far.
We've just lost our grounding as decent human beings because of the spread of progressive secularism. It is making politics a blood sport. Win at any cost.

Using terms like "progressive secularism" also brands one as a religious fanatic and is unproductive.

Objecting to "progressive" politics is fine, but the "secular" part implies that you favor a theological government.

Believe it or not, religion is on the decline worldwide, and many Conservatives reject the mindless loyalty to religious yahoos.

[THE DEBIL]

carol wrote:

Well, enough trying to bring some common sense to the forefront another day. I'm trying to revive it as best I can but it's not easy when some keep trying to strangle it to death.
Night.

AW, BABY, DON' LEAVE ON MY ACCOUNT... DEBIL PROMISE TO TREAT YOU LIKE A REAL LADY FROM NOW ON. NOW, KISS IT...

[John Galt]

Yeah wrote:

<quoted text>And here I thought he was helping the people of the state that elected him.
If you like politics so much, you should insist that he and all other republican governors tell agencies like FEMA to take a hike. That'll really make him infamous!

No, they should demand that agencies like FEMA do their job, without ass-kissing.

And FEMA has clearly dropped the ball, even worse than in Katrina.

[THE DEBIL]

John Galt wrote:

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Using terms like "progressive secularism" also brands one as a religious fanatic and is unproductive.
Objecting to "progressive" politics is fine, but the "secular" part implies that you favor a theological government.
Believe it or not, religion is on the decline worldwide, and many Conservatives reject the mindless loyalty to religious yahoos.

OH, SHUT UP, JOHN. GO OUT TO THE BARN AN' WORK ON YOU STATIC ELECTRICITY MOTOR.

[John Galt]

carol wrote:

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Providing assistance in natural disasters is one of the very few roles of the federal government.

Actually not, unless the natural disaster presents a threat against national security.

What has FEMA done in NY/NJ except provide some homeless shelters and process loan applications?

[THE DEBIL]

carol wrote:

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Has North Korea unleashed chemical weapons on its own people killing more than 5000, mostly women and children, lying dead in the streets where they once stood?
Do you have any concept how chemical and biological weapons could wipe out massive numbers of the population?
Saddam's WMDs are now in the hands of Syria. Where they've been all along. Obama is now beginning to sound very serious about another Iraq in Syria.

OH, JESUS, SAVE ME! SAVE ME! THE WORLD IS AWASH IN EVIL AN' I AFRAID I GONNA RUN OUT OF DUCT TAPE! GO TO SLEEP YOU DUMB BITCH, NOT ONE THING YOU THINK, NOT ONE THING YOU DO WILL EVER MAKE THE SLIGHTEST DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD UNTIL YOU FINALLY DIE AND WE GET TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO A PROPER DATING SITE. ASK PASTOR BOB, HE'LL TELL YOU THE DEBIL TELLIN' YOU THE TRUTH... IF HE'S A MAN.

[John Galt]

carol wrote:

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When I'm being forced to pay for it, it becomes relevant.

Most would be willing to bet that your position on abortion would change if a family member became pregnant as the result of a rape, particularly by an "undesirable" person.

And very few people would carry through a pregnancy when it was known that the child would be seriously retarded and/or handicapped, resulting in a short life with huge expenses and mental torment.