Barack Obama, our next President

Barack Obama, our next President

There are 1509132 comments on the Hampton Roads Daily Press story from Nov 5, 2008, titled Barack Obama, our next President. In it, Hampton Roads Daily Press reports that:

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810009 Nov 22, 2012
Alloramadai wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingr...
A lie. Continue
Ok, you're right. You got me. I'm busted. It doesn't say "There is no god but Allah". It simply says "No god but Allah".
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810010 Nov 22, 2012
TITUS WASHED ACROSS MANY MILES OF FLOODED WASTELAND PRAYING FOR... HIS SURVIVAL, TRUTH BE TOLD, AND TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF BUOYANCY. IN THIS HE WAS SOMEWHAT SUCCESSFUL AND WHEN DAWN FINALLY BROKE - SUCH AS IT WAS - HE FOUND HIMSELF ALONE BUT ALIVE IN A STRANGE AND FORBIDDING LANDSCAPE.

HUGE FLYING CREATURES SWARMED OVER THE DUNES PLUCKING THIS AND THAT FROM THE SODDEN DUNES AND YET TITUS SURVIVED. HE BEGAN TO THINK THAT MAYBE HIS ORIGINAL THESIS WAS CORRECT, PERHAPS ANTS WERE GODS AND WERE IMMUNE FROM THE VAGARIES OF LIFE - ALL NEW CONCEPTS TITUS HAD CONJURED UP IN FEAR - AND AS THE CLOUDS BROKE HE FOUND HIMSELF LAYING AMIDST A PILE OF LUMBER AND SHINGLES.
AS HE LOOKED AROUND HE THOUGHT: "I COULD BE HAPPY HERE... MAYBE THE GODS JUST WANTED ME TO MOVE?"

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#810011 Nov 22, 2012
Not Real Sure wrote:
<quoted text>It amazes me how some people are educated way beyond their intelligence !!!!!
To a Liberal, Education = Indoctrination. After paying astronomically high amounts of money to their buddies in academia, the kids gets their heads pried open and a pitcher full of Socialist Propaganda Kerrap and Feel Good is poured in. Go home.

Now you're educated. Next.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810012 Nov 22, 2012
Alloramadai wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingr...
A lie. Continue
You use Snopes to check facts? Damn, you're gullible. I bet you get your info from Wikipedia too. No wonder you voted for Obama. Do yourself a favor and do some real research before displaying your terminal ignorance.
dem

Chicago, IL

#810014 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, you're right. You got me. I'm busted. It doesn't say "There is no god but Allah". It simply says "No god but Allah".
Evening, ma'am.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810015 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH A... DEBIL JUS' SEE A NEW TOPIC ON TOPIX: "ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO BE A US MARINE." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... PRESUMABLY THAT MEANS: ARE YOU DUMB ENOUGH TO RELEASE 30,000 PAGES OF CLASSIFIED INFORMATION TO TWO FAT LEBANESE WHORES WITH MATCHING TITS AND MIPPLES WHO SEEK BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACTS FROM SOUTH KOREA FOR ACCESS TO THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX?
Nobody reads your mindless drivel.
brown eyes

Riner, VA

#810016 Nov 22, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
So what in the hell happened?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
This is almost as funny as Kevin Clash having his fist up Elmo's butt for 20 years while he entertained kids and fisted other kids off-air.
Who's laughing now?
Government can make you richer and smarter? OK, Cookie Monster:}
You could put your face in dough and make Gorilla Cookies.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810017 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
TITUS WASHED ACROSS MANY MILES OF FLOODED WASTELAND PRAYING FOR... HIS SURVIVAL, TRUTH BE TOLD, AND TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF BUOYANCY. IN THIS HE WAS SOMEWHAT SUCCESSFUL AND WHEN DAWN FINALLY BROKE - SUCH AS IT WAS - HE FOUND HIMSELF ALONE BUT ALIVE IN A STRANGE AND FORBIDDING LANDSCAPE.
HUGE FLYING CREATURES SWARMED OVER THE DUNES PLUCKING THIS AND THAT FROM THE SODDEN DUNES AND YET TITUS SURVIVED. HE BEGAN TO THINK THAT MAYBE HIS ORIGINAL THESIS WAS CORRECT, PERHAPS ANTS WERE GODS AND WERE IMMUNE FROM THE VAGARIES OF LIFE - ALL NEW CONCEPTS TITUS HAD CONJURED UP IN FEAR - AND AS THE CLOUDS BROKE HE FOUND HIMSELF LAYING AMIDST A PILE OF LUMBER AND SHINGLES.
AS HE LOOKED AROUND HE THOUGHT: "I COULD BE HAPPY HERE... MAYBE THE GODS JUST WANTED ME TO MOVE?"
Cut and paste.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810019 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
UMBEKNOWNST TO THE ANT COLONY, HURRICANE SANDY WAS ABOUT TO PRODUCE A STORM SURGE OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS. 12 FEET OF RAGING WATER SPREAD ACROSS THE SEAWALL AND THE FIELDS AND THE HIVE WAS SUDDENLY AWASH IN SALT WATER. THOSE IN THE DEEPEST CHAMBERS, EVEN THE QUEEN, WERE KILLED INSTANTLY, THOUGH HER BODY CONTINUED TO PRODUCE CHILDREN LONG AFTER SHE WAS ACTUALLY DEAD.
TITUS, HAVING BUILT HIS NEW CHAMBERS IN A SHALLOW FASHION WAS SWEPT UP IN THE TORRENT AND, AS HE GASPED AND SHED THE NEW PURPLE CLOAK HE HAD THE OTHER ANTS WEAVE FOR HIM OUT OF BUTTERFLY WINGS, HE PRAYED TO HIS GODS THAT HE HAD RECENTLY CREATED, "OH, GREAT ANT GODS! SPARE YOUR SERVANT (HE HAD ALSO DECIDED THAT HE MUST BE THE SERVANT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THAT WAS ALL AN ANT COULD IMAGINE GIVEN HIS LACK OF IMAGINATION OR HISTORY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN UNTHINKABLE TO IMAGINE THAT HIS NEWLY CREATED "GODS" ACTUALLY WORKED FOR HIM. THAT SLEIGHT OF HAND WOULD BE LEFT TO ANOTHER GENERATION OF ANTS.)
More cut and paste.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810020 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
THE DEBIL IS TELLING YOU A STORY, AND, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, HIS STORIES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. THEY ARE FASCINATING, WELL WRITTEN, MEANINGFUL, BUT, MOST OF ALL, THEY HAVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO READ THEM. UNLESS, OF COURSE YOU ARE TYPING WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED? THE MOST DANGEROUS PART OF THE DEBIL'S STORIES IS THAT HE ATTACHES NO MEANING TO THEM; YOU DO THAT... AND DO THAT YOU WILL.
More cut and paste.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810021 Nov 22, 2012
AT JUST THIS MOMENT THE WEAK SUNLIGHT WAS BLOTTED OUT BY A HUGE RED FORM AND AN ARMY ANT GRABBED TITUS BY HIS HEAD AND DRAGGED HIM FROM HIS SANCTUARY.

"OH, DEAR," THOUGHT TITUS, "THIS SAGA IS APPARENTLY NOT DONE YET!"

THE DUMB CREATURE DRAGGED TITUS BACK TO A HIVE TITUS HAD NOT KNOWN HAD EXISTED. THEN IT PULLED HIM DOWN INTO THE ENTRANCE, AROUND SEVERAL TWISTS AND TURNS AND DOWN INTO AN UNDERGROUND LARDER WHERE, TITUS REALIZED, THOUSANDS OF BLACK ANTS AND A FEW BEETLES WERE CEMENTED UPSIDE DOWN BY SPITTLE AND EXCREMENT TO THE WALLS OF THE CHAMBER. UNABLE TO MOVE BUT ONLY TO MOVE THEIR HEADS WEAKLY AND WIGGLE THEIR JAWS.

DOWN THE WAY TITUS SAW THE RED GUARDS INSERTING LONG PROBES INTO THE BLACK ANTS' ANUSES AND SUCKING THEIR LIFE JUICES OUT INTO A LONG TUNNEL CEMENTED TO THE DARK WET CHAMBER WALLS. HIS FELLOW ANTS DIDN'T SEEM TOO UPSET BY ANY OF THIS, THEY HUNG THERE AND LET IT HAPPEN. AS IF IT WERE THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS. SOMETHING IN TITUS' MIND SHOUTED, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO." BUT HE WASN'T SURE WHAT IT WAS YET?
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810022 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
OUTSIDE THE STORM RAGED AND THE WIND BLEW. RAINWATER POURED THROUGH THE ENTRANCE TO THE HIVE, FLOODING THE CHAMBERS THE ANTS HAD JUST BUILT THROUGH THEIR TIRELESS EFFORTS FOR THE USE OF THEIR NEW "KING."
DEEP IN THE HIVE, HOWEVER, THE LARVAE WERE ASLEEP IN THEIR CELLS OBLIVIOUS TO THE DANGER. THE BLOATED QUEEN CONTINUED HER EFFORTS TO SPILL OUT MORE EGGS, GRUNTING WITH EFFORT, BATHED IN SWEAT AND HER SIGHTLESS EYES FOCUSED ON NOTHING AS HER ATTENDANTS SHUTTLED THE LITTLE BODIES BACK AND FORTH TO THE NURSERIES AS THEY OOZED FROM HER DISTENDED UTERUS.
SOLDIERS POLICED THE MUDDY ENTRANCE, EVER ALERT TO DANGERS, REAL OR IMAGINED AS THE HEAVENS POURED DOWN ON THEM A FLOOD OF UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS. THE REST OF THE ANTS JUDGED NONE OF THIS, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE ANT FACTORY, BUT TITUS AURELIUS LAY IN HIS NEST AND NEW THOUGHTS POURED INTO HIS MIND.
"PERHAPS WE ARE NOT ANTS, BUT GODS!" HE THOUGHT. "PERHAPS THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND?" THE MORE THOUGHTS THAT APPEARED IN HIS TINY MIND'S EYE THE MORE THOUGHTS INTRUDED UPON THOSE THOUGHTS UNTIL, AT LAST, HIS MIND WAS A MAZE OF THOUGHTS. "WHAT IF WE HAVE... ENEMIES?" HE IMAGINED... "WHAT IF THEY WANT WHAT IS ALREADY MINE... MY POWER... MY.. PEOPLE?"
TITUS ROLLED OVER AND OVER IN HIS WOVEN BED AND WAS TORMENTED BY A SINGLE VISION. IN HIS DREAMS HE SAW ARMIES OF RED ANTS WITH HUGE HEADS AND GAPING JAWS RIPPING AND TEARING INTO HIS HIVE OF BLACK ANTS, KILLING, DESTROYING... HE SAW HIS OWN MOTHER IN THE JAWS OF A MASSIVE RED ANT, SCREAMING WITH PAIN AND TERROR... HE SCREAMED HIMSELF AWAKE IN TERROR AND LOOKED AROUND THE DARKENED CELL IN CONFUSION BUT THERE WAS ONLY MUD, AND EXCREMENT, AND BLACKENED EMPTINESS.
More cut and paste.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810023 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>More cut and paste.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810024 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Nobody reads your mindless drivel.
YOU DO. YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD. I'M THE CAT... YOU'RE THE MOUSE.
dem

Chicago, IL

#810025 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Nobody reads your mindless drivel.
Ironic huh, fktard?

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#810026 Nov 22, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>You could put your face in dough and make Gorilla Cookies.
You could put a toilet seat around your face and become another one of your family's portraits.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810027 Nov 22, 2012
Alloramadai wrote:
<quoted text>
Love the TV broadcast of the Pompous Palin pardoning the poultry, as other birds are being butchered in the background.
Ever tried to cook a live one, stupid?

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#810028 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
That's why you are always constipated.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810029 Nov 22, 2012
DEBIL TAKE A MOMENT AND GO BURN ONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA... WILLARD ROMNEY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU WANNA PLAY WITH ME, HONEY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA...
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810030 Nov 22, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>You were so ugly your momma had to borrow the neighbors baby to take to church. President Obama will go down in history as one of our greatest. Mitt Witt is eating crow instead of turkey this Thanksgiving.
Obama's having baked dog.

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