Gum Bandits Strike West Hartford

Gum Bandits Strike West Hartford

There are 29 comments on the Hartford Courant story from Jun 8, 2009, titled Gum Bandits Strike West Hartford. In it, Hartford Courant reports that:

Twice over the weekend, police arrested people accused of stealing large quantities of chewing gum from stores.

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Chris Dodd

Bolton, CT

#23 Jun 9, 2009
Needs vs Wants wrote:
My name is Chris Dodd, and I am outraged at the thought of these criminals stealing gum from law abiding citizens.
I will be proposing legislation to make gum theft a felony, punishable by up to 10 years in prison.
I promise you I will continue my fight to keep the citizens of CT and the middle class safe and secure.
"Dodd for Senate in 2010"
Easy there Mister...I am planning on wiping out all gum-holdups, and gum-related crimes in this state.

Remember people, gum-crimes are a gateway to more serious offenses, like spitting on the sidewalk, not tipping 20%, not wearing a condom because...well they just don't make them large enough for me honey!.

Let's clean up the street of CT, and end this gum nightmare!

Chris Dodd, Democrat, and Obama likes me! Drink up the Kool Aid everybody!
Needs vs Wants

Dallas, TX

#24 Jun 9, 2009
Chris Dodd wrote:
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Easy there Mister...I am planning on wiping out all gum-holdups, and gum-related crimes in this state.
Remember people, gum-crimes are a gateway to more serious offenses, like spitting on the sidewalk, not tipping 20%, not wearing a condom because...well they just don't make them large enough for me honey!.
Let's clean up the street of CT, and end this gum nightmare!
Chris Dodd, Democrat, and Obama likes me! Drink up the Kool Aid everybody!
Hey Chris....

I thought the second amendment protects our right to have gums.

You and your buddy, Barney, should stick to cleaning up the banking mess, and stay away from this.

Regards,
B. J. Clinton

P.S... Say "hey" to Jackie for me. She is one hot mama.
Chris Dodd

Bolton, CT

#25 Jun 10, 2009
Needs vs Wants wrote:
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Hey Chris....
I thought the second amendment protects our right to have gums.
You and your buddy, Barney, should stick to cleaning up the banking mess, and stay away from this.
Regards,
B. J. Clinton
P.S... Say "hey" to Jackie for me. She is one hot mama.
The second amendment does allow us the right to possess gum, I favor peppermint.

I will say hello to Bill the next time we are breaking in somr interns. Regarding my wife, while she's decades younger than me...a hot momma? Son, you need glasses, I only married her because she makes the big bucks for the family!
Needs vs Wants

Torrington, CT

#26 Jun 10, 2009
Chris Dodd wrote:
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The second amendment does allow us the right to possess gum, I favor peppermint.
I will say hello to Bill the next time we are breaking in somr interns. Regarding my wife, while she's decades younger than me...a hot momma? Son, you need glasses, I only married her because she makes the big bucks for the family!
Chris ....

A hot mama, definately. But, not quite as hot as Monica.

Do not forget who I am married to.

Your buddy,

BJ
Brubaker

Marion, CT

#27 Jun 10, 2009
Chris Dodd wrote:
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The second amendment does allow us the right to possess gum, I favor peppermint.
I will say hello to Bill the next time we are breaking in somr interns. Regarding my wife, while she's decades younger than me...a hot momma? Son, you need glasses, I only married her because she makes the big bucks for the family!
Hey Chris will the new healtcare you are proposing provide guys like you VIAGRA to service the bread winner in your family. Sorry I forgot you have the Senate Plan you little blue pill powered stud.
Chris Dodd

Bolton, CT

#28 Jun 10, 2009
Brubaker wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Chris will the new healtcare you are proposing provide guys like you VIAGRA to service the bread winner in your family. Sorry I forgot you have the Senate Plan you little blue pill powered stud.
I eat Viagra, same way children eat M&Ms! Jackie loves it when I eat the green M&Ms!
6079smithw

Reno, NV

#29 Jun 13, 2009
We need Mandatory GUM REGISTRATION, and we need it NOW!
Chris Dodd

Bolton, CT

#30 Jun 15, 2009
Sugar doesn't kill teeth...Gum does. Let's wipe out gum in our lifetime!
you go jodi

Manchester, CT

#31 Jun 16, 2009
ohh ..ohh i got it....they are going to hold up thier pants with gum???

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