Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.

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Nov 28, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.
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Hey, I fart, but I never spit! That'd be uncivilized.
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Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

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Nov 28, 2012
 
news flash wrote:
Can you imagine this kid in Crook County jail letting one go in the cell with this big 350 lb. monster for an inmate, I guess he would learn the cure for this real fast.
I had to comment on your posting. I agree completely with you, and thank you for the laugh this morning.:)

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It's kinda like a period, don't wear white If ya have gas that bad.

Lol

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Da Man wrote:
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)
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What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)
We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!

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Da Man wrote:
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

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Nov 28, 2012
 
So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
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Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

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RACE wrote:
So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
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More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.

Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.
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Nov 28, 2012
 
youtube.com/watch...
Really what a Fart will do?
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Dec 1, 2012
 
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Thats a terrible product!
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I agree.....spolis the whole sharing thing....
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#5929
Dec 1, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!
4 years! Wow! Talk about lingering.....you gotta put up your chilli recipe again....that was good!
Mommy and Dave

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Saluki Rod wrote:
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More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.
Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.
I think it's more like....if one practices enough, they master the art. Take credit for your skill....You're an inspriation to us all!
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In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.

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ffffffaaaaarrrrrtttttt wrote:
In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.
I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.
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#5933
Dec 17, 2012
 
Give her time to inhale the essence of your colon... Maybe over a glass of wine... after toxic chili...
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I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.
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#5934
Dec 17, 2012
 
Whoa... Lunch was chili and it expanded on the elevator. It was an SBD but took some tactics to escape undetected. Close call but another guy took the fall.

Bond. James Bond, of the SBDs...

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I bet it made him feel beter
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A certain NFL team in Chicago stinks it up pretty bad when they're on the field. Hahaha!
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I think that was a wet one.

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