Why do I hate Mayor Scott Eisenhauer?

Why do I hate Mayor Scott Eisenhauer?

Created by mrbobdole on May 1, 2012

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He tapped my wife

He's incompetent

Dirty Tricks

He tapped my mom

Voter Fraud

His Toupée

He tapped my daughter

I'm an antigov't extremist

He raised my taxes

He's Dwight Eisenhower's love child

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Tony the Tiger

Tilton, IL

#92 Sep 21, 2012
I like his teeth.
On me or in me, They're Grrrrreeaattt!!!!
Asil Nosnom

Westville, IL

#93 Sep 21, 2012
He told me I taste grrrreat! Then he took me like an altar boy after communion with little thought of how I'd be able to ride to Chicago the next day.
Count Chocula

Westville, IL

#94 Sep 30, 2012
He made me dress up like Count Chocula and give him a Cleveland Steamer. It's because I'm black. Ever since my momma done him back in the day he be got jungle fever. It be proof that once you go black you never go back. His momma turned to the dark side after my cousin LaDonna Mae flashed her brown titties at Mardi Gras.

Champaign, IL

#95 Feb 14, 2013
What's the best sock to buy? My old sock is worn out and thinning from overuse. I need one to make a big bulge that is very noticeable when I stand at a podium. Audiences like that. A certain alderman showed me up at the last meeting and it's not happening again!
Mickey Mouse

Champaign, IL

#96 Aug 26, 2013
Does anybody want a Fantasia or a Steamboat Willie?
Meet me at the mission at dinner time and I'll jack you up real good!
Just Wondering

Danville, IL

#97 Jan 5, 2014
Seriously, I wonder how many women Scott has had sex with since he's been married.I mean really had sex and not those of you trying to be funny saying you had sex with him. I'd venture to say that many assume that they're his one and only, but if we all spoke up, we might know the truth. I'm not talking to the people who are trying to be funny, I mean real women have slept with him since he's been married.
Emo Ike

Danville, IL

#98 Jan 31, 2014
I went to a costume orgy in the cemetery crypt last night and I could have sworn the big man in the blood-stained wedding dress who moussed his pubes into pointy purple sticks was the mayor of D-Vegas. It was cold, and the methed out cop who sprayed the pentagram with his dick told me he thought it wasn't him, but I'm not so sure. I took a photo with my Ipad so if anybody wants to confirm or deny it, give me your cell or Facebook and I'll send it to you.
Btw, his mascara was to die for. He accessorized like the bomb!

Danville, IL

#99 Jul 1, 2016
Mammy TwaQwandah wrote:
Dat Maya Eizenhowa gave my dawta Nwamaka Sanderson-Mullins sum watamelan on da furst date da odder day n eye jes noed waz gwanna happin if eye dont putt meh feets down rite hear n now!
Are you bored.this shit is nonsense. He's a piece of shit.however know your politics.

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