Why do I hate Mayor Scott Eisenhauer?

Why do I hate Mayor Scott Eisenhauer?

Created by mrbobdole on May 1, 2012

348 votes

Click on an option to vote

He tapped my wife

He's incompetent

Dirty Tricks

He tapped my mom

Voter Fraud

His Toupée

He tapped my daughter

I'm an antigov't extremist

He raised my taxes

He's Dwight Eisenhower's love child

First Prev
of 5
Next Last
Tony the Tiger

Tilton, IL

#92 Sep 21, 2012
I like his teeth.
On me or in me, They're Grrrrreeaattt!!!!
Asil Nosnom

Westville, IL

#93 Sep 21, 2012
He told me I taste grrrreat! Then he took me like an altar boy after communion with little thought of how I'd be able to ride to Chicago the next day.
Count Chocula

Westville, IL

#94 Sep 30, 2012
He made me dress up like Count Chocula and give him a Cleveland Steamer. It's because I'm black. Ever since my momma done him back in the day he be got jungle fever. It be proof that once you go black you never go back. His momma turned to the dark side after my cousin LaDonna Mae flashed her brown titties at Mardi Gras.
J S E

Champaign, IL

#95 Feb 14, 2013
What's the best sock to buy? My old sock is worn out and thinning from overuse. I need one to make a big bulge that is very noticeable when I stand at a podium. Audiences like that. A certain alderman showed me up at the last meeting and it's not happening again!
Mickey Mouse

Champaign, IL

#96 Aug 26, 2013
Does anybody want a Fantasia or a Steamboat Willie?
Meet me at the mission at dinner time and I'll jack you up real good!
Just Wondering

Danville, IL

#97 Jan 5, 2014
Seriously, I wonder how many women Scott has had sex with since he's been married.I mean really had sex and not those of you trying to be funny saying you had sex with him. I'd venture to say that many assume that they're his one and only, but if we all spoke up, we might know the truth. I'm not talking to the people who are trying to be funny, I mean real women have slept with him since he's been married.
Emo Ike

Danville, IL

#98 Jan 31, 2014
I went to a costume orgy in the cemetery crypt last night and I could have sworn the big man in the blood-stained wedding dress who moussed his pubes into pointy purple sticks was the mayor of D-Vegas. It was cold, and the methed out cop who sprayed the pentagram with his dick told me he thought it wasn't him, but I'm not so sure. I took a photo with my Ipad so if anybody wants to confirm or deny it, give me your cell or Facebook and I'll send it to you.
Btw, his mascara was to die for. He accessorized like the bomb!

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 5
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Westville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
White Girls who date Black Guys (Jan '10) May 13 mr black 274
Fascism May 4 Chrissie 3
girl socks (Dec '10) Apr '16 Sock fetisher 20
Where Local Quality Weed & Meds is Found Apr '16 Stupidest 3
Can you say 10 good things about Danville? (Sep '07) Mar '16 Herethereevrywhere 49
Does Danville need a swingers club? (May '13) Mar '16 petitepink 12
Election Who do you support for Sheriff in Illinois (Ver... (Oct '10) Aug '15 so what 186
More from around the web

Personal Finance

Westville Mortgages