Is it as dangerous to the kiddies as the "reverends" who stalk our community? I wonder if any of the ministers at the Methodist Church are like that Thomas guy up in Rossville or the other "pastors" around here who "anoint" our youths with their hands down their pants. Ministers and priests have a higher crime rate than drugged out gangbangers at Fair Oaks!
I can imagine it now:
Priest says, "Confess your sins my child"
Alter boy says, "Mmm mmm"
Priest ask, "Huh?"
Alter boy says, "I could confess if you'd stop shoving your **** in my mouth..."