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self buttering sausage

Champaign, IL

#22 Mar 5, 2013
my sausage butters itself. all you have to do is knead it properly. use anything you want. i gotta warn you, tho, sometimes it needs a pounding to get the butter out.
if its not to late, can we have breakfast at my place?
mike amp

Westville, IL

#23 Mar 5, 2013
also blonde gal i heard that guy wanted to see your peppermint patty is that true?
John

Catlin, IL

#24 Mar 5, 2013
Mike Amp likes young, clean shaved teens of barely legal age. Instead of the cow blondie, you'd have a chance if you don't like to saddle up, if you catch my drift. He likes you to rush it to his mouth when you're ready to impregnate.
have lunch with me

Champaign, IL

#25 Mar 5, 2013
who's up for a nooner? i have a juicy bratwurst just for you. as an added bonus, my friend juan will let you bite down on his chili dog
cats tongue

Champaign, IL

#26 Mar 6, 2013
if thats the guy with the rough tongue i suggest he drink some tequila shots before he goes to town on your butt. it will numb the scratchiness. if you mean the one with the goatee who sleeps out of his rape van then don't expect to leave until you beg and plead like your life depends on it
Blonde gal

United States

#27 Mar 7, 2013
Rape van ...? Do I want to know?
shyguy

Westville, IL

#28 Mar 7, 2013
hey blondegal where ya been
Blonde gal

Barnesville, OH

#29 Mar 7, 2013
I heard that Shyguy is a pole smoker that gurgles and then swallows. Also, they said he has a micropennis.
shyguy

Westville, IL

#30 Mar 8, 2013
shhh dont tell anyone my micropenis is only 1 inch babe and pole smoking makes for good mouth wash
John

Catlin, IL

#31 Mar 8, 2013
Blonde Hal's hole could fit the Chicago Bears' defensive sausage line in her at once. Of ourse, the little flames at Coultas would like them to tackle him for multiple first downs.
here_u_are

Danville, IL

#32 Mar 10, 2013
His name is Dustin.
Blonde gal wrote:
My friend and I were in coultas recycling today and couldn't help but notice how the younger man there followed my friend around like a puppy. Who is he? He seemed nice but really seemed into her.
John

Catlin, IL

#33 Mar 10, 2013
He prefers to go by Dusty. He likes dressing up, shopping, and going for long walks in the park. He is quite trendy, always talking about the outfits he bought or the pedicure he got. The little flamer would like to be a hair stylist some day. If anyone had told me a person let alone Dusty could swallow 8", put my balls in his mouth, and lick my sweet spot, I'd say you're lying. He sure does something with his tongue that sends me over the edge. Unless Blonde Gal was in drag, she doesn't have the correct parts for this young man.
Dusty Creamer

Catlin, IL

#34 Mar 10, 2013
I have all the parts you need Blonde Gal. Come back to Coultas for me to crank up your engine. I'll have you purring like a kitten in a litter box on Christmas morning while Santa films your Mom on the toilet with his cell... yeah, it's that good...
Yep yep

United States

#35 Mar 10, 2013
You're talking about the one about mid 20's with a goatee maybe about 6'. Has brown hair and wears a cap. He wasn't the slightest bit gay.
Troy

Catlin, IL

#36 Mar 11, 2013
If being sodomized by other men, sucking schlonngs for fun, and visiting gay bath houses in Chicago don't make you gay, then I guess nothing makes you gay. He can tell by how my scrot feels on his chin to whip it out of his mouth and let me give him a facial. He recently had some 17 year old twink, Heath, that he was seeing. I see straight guys tousling each other's hair all the time while talking about what underwear they're going to buy after work, mentioning a good load should never be spit. Then they talk about their manscaping. One said, "OMG, I hate when a hair gets caught in my mouth, peaches." Not gay I guess. If I'd let my Mom bath me until I was 18, I'd probably be like Dusty, too. Boy does know how to swallow a pole, though.
goatsex

Danville, IL

#37 Mar 11, 2013
sorry to blow your load but he wasn't even 5 much less 6 inches
Colt Focher

Catlin, IL

#38 Mar 13, 2013
Hey Dusty, remember me? I'm hunglikeahorse on CraigsList. I enjoyed teabagging you and creaming your goatee with my "horse" semen. Please email me. I was only momentarily freaked out by your sadistic rape fantasy, but now I'm okay with it. I needed a few days to think it over. Hope to hear from you soon!
Roger

Catlin, IL

#39 Mar 13, 2013
Colt, you need more than a safe word. Don't let him put on real shackles, don't believe him when he says the rubber fist is only a gag gift, and open all bottles of wine coolers in front of you. With those rules, this can be a blast from the past. Dusty will shave you and have you put on a middle school track outfit over under-roos (yep, he found adult under-roos). Then let him be an older boy who punshes you in the gym for being a naughty sixth grader. The clamps, battery, and hamster look intimidating at first, but re-watching the romantic scene on tape makes it all something to come over and over to. He only dresses up like momma at the end. I can't explain that.
BlondeBoy

Catlin, IL

#40 Mar 22, 2013
OMG! I went to Coultas to get a part for my momma and this same guy followed me around. When he bent over to remove a part I noticed he didn't have any panty line. My little heart went pitter patter and he asked me for sex in the back room. Let's just say Dusty bottomed out back there. He then held me and we spooned, before he was in me faster than a Fair Oaker on a watermelon on a hot day in July. I would have liked lube, but I get to blushing even now thinking about the love juice pumped in me. He has changed my perspective of high school.
Ree cycler

Catlin, IL

#41 Mar 31, 2013
The fruit recycled my cream after searching for a fender. Out of my schllong and into the mouth of his girlfriend. I was sick from watching it. She might be sick from chlamydia later

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