let the dead-michael-jackson jokes be...
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“'never'”

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#233 Jan 6, 2012
The Tiger Woods jokes were the absolute best.

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#234 Mar 1, 2013
Michael is burning in Hell.

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#235 Mar 1, 2013
TD Owen wrote:
But, you have to admit... My joke WAS a good one huh?, huh?, come on, admit it.
You are one big joke and insult to your parents. I hope you enjoy living in jail. Remember, I know where you work. I complained once, I can do it again.
CTM

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#236 Mar 3, 2013
I must have missed this first time around. This is truly the land of opportunity. Where else but in the U.S. could a little black boy grow up to be a beautiful white woman?

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#237 Mar 3, 2013
CTM wrote:
I must have missed this first time around. This is truly the land of opportunity. Where else but in the U.S. could a little black boy grow up to be a beautiful white woman?
And become a billionaire to boot??

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#238 Mar 3, 2013
Very true, Citizen and CTM.
CTM

United States

#239 Mar 3, 2013
Citizen44 wrote:
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And become a billionaire to boot??
........Yes but you can't take it with you when you go. Maybe that's why he tried spending it all on pedophile lawyers and his own Disney World.
Derek

Sunnyvale, CA

#240 Mar 3, 2013
Why was Michael just like JC Penney's?

They always had little boy's pants at half off!!
Gustus Sanjay

York, UK

#241 Jun 23, 2013
That is a horrid thing to say &#128125;&#128125; &#128125;&#128125; &#128125; alien face
quinnicia jones

Macon, GA

#242 Jul 6, 2013
this is so offensive to mj fans world wide!!!!!!!!
quinnicia jones

Macon, GA

#243 Jul 6, 2013
hey thats not nice i really find it really truely disturbing 4 mj fans
CTM

New Milford, CT

#244 Jul 6, 2013
How did they know when it was bedtime at the ranch? When the big hand was on the little hand. He could dance and sing as one of the best ever. Don't you think he could have afforded some healthy therapy?
Dan

York, UK

#245 Feb 9, 2014
What does micheal jackson and santa clause have in common they both leave children with empty sacks

Sol

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#247 Feb 9, 2014
New News! Funnier and funnier too.

http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-jackson-ta...
The agency has told Jackson's executors that the estate owes $505 million in taxes and an additional $197 million in penalties, for a total of more than $702 million.

According to documents filed with the U.S. Tax Court in Washington, Jackson's executors placed his net worth at the time of his June 2009 death at slightly more than $7 million.

The IRS placed it at $1.125 billion, a difference so vast it looks like a typo.

Jackson's return was so inaccurate, the IRS said, that it qualified for a gross valuation misstatement penalty, which would allow the government to double the usual 20% penalty for underpayment.
Kayla

Macon, GA

#249 Dec 28, 2014
Love u BFF and second she telling the truth this do make michael's fans mad ok so u need to quit it
Connecticut Tippy

Liverpool, NY

#250 Feb 13, 2015
Nick F from Australia wrote:
Did you hear about the deal The Jackson Family made with Nintendo? Their gonna melt his plastic body to make matt white Nintendo DSi's and give a discount to every 13 year old who buys one. Because touching is good.
My Daddy Sam got taken away to the funny farm because he, hit his brother with a table leg. They argue who turn it is to make me lick peanut butter out of their A-HOLE. My family known it was Daddy Sam turn. Shame on the thug and bully Sam Brother.

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#251 Feb 14, 2015
Well, you’re obviously someone who’s been in topix for a long time. There is a part of me that will never grow up I guess, because I know its wrong, but several of these posts have me laughing hysterically. I’m worried about Sam though, he might actually be in the hospital right now. So be prepared to give him a few days of respect if we get some bad news. Please?

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