How we celebrate

[Joseph Schmoe]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

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Show up with a ruler so you can measure my big pony. You are marry and only suppose to have sex with your very old husband. Being a nurse, you must see a lot of ponies, some large and some not so large.

Does AVA work on a farm?

[America Gentleman Samuel]

No, she works in a mental hospital in SC where she see many men with no clothes on, and she gets very excited.

[AVA_AVA_AVA]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

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Show up with a ruler so you can measure my big pony. You are marry and only suppose to have sex with your very old husband. Being a nurse, you must see a lot of ponies, some large and some not so large.

You wish ! LMAO

[America Gentleman Samuel]

AVA_AVA_AVA wrote:

<quoted text> You wish ! LMAO

I wish to find at lease five pretty ladies around 25 years old to make me very happy.

[THE GENUINEPHYLLIS]

AVA_AVA_AVA wrote:

<quoted text> Briefs yes Boxers no I hate men with boxers with there little Willys hanging out...... and hell no to an imaginary pony ..I find that men who brag usally have nothing to brag about.Don't you agree TGP?

I agree...You must admit Sam had us crakin up..he really is a pzzer..PONY?? never heard that reference..Maybe from the saying "gotta see a man about a horse"..Where did Pony come from..I am afraid to ask him but I will

[THE GENUINEPHYLLIS]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

No, she works in a mental hospital in SC where she see many men with no clothes on, and she gets very excited.

Whats with the pony thing? Never heard that before? You are too funny..Ya jealous Sam??Bet you wish you were a nurse so you can see many women's kitties..Sorry I am seriously crakin up laughing your humor is mad funny!

[THE GENUINEPHYLLIS]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

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I wish to find at lease five pretty ladies around 25 years old to make me very happy.

25 years old..Honey hate to tell ya..BUTTT the only 25 year olds that would consider someone over 35..MUST have big bucks and willing to take ZREAL good care of them..in the $$$ way, that is....Most men chasing their youth are too dumb to see the light..But that is how it is
On that note, I will leave you with this thought..although you look much younger than your age...you act younger than your age..a woman about 60ish would be more your speed...No offense just realistic, my friend...

[Joseph Schmoe]

Ride a painted Pony

[America Gentleman Samuel]

name Wild Fire.

[America Gentleman Samuel]

THE GENUINEPHYLLIS wrote:

<quoted text>Too funny...how bout you post a pic of that... LOL

A picture of my pony name Wild Fire?

[AVA_AVA_AVA]

THE GENUINEPHYLLIS wrote:

<quoted text>25 years old..Honey hate to tell ya..BUTTT the only 25 year olds that would consider someone over 35..MUST have big bucks and willing to take ZREAL good care of them..in the $$$ way, that is....Most men chasing their youth are too dumb to see the light..But that is how it is
On that note, I will leave you with this thought..although you look much younger than your age...you act younger than your age..a woman about 60ish would be more your speed...No offense just realistic, my friend...

When you see a very young woman with an old fart it's because he is loaded and I mean in the pockets so Sam should stick to the Seniors where he lives.. They might even cook him some free meals.

[Ricky]

Quiet down kids. We may be lost, but we are way ahead of schedule.

[America Gentleman Samuel]

That is why very poor Ava marry her very rich husband who is so old, that he can no longer can get his little pony up. I am looking for rich young women around 25 years old who can make me happy in many ways.

[Citizen44]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

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I wish to find at lease five pretty ladies around 25 years old to make me very happy.

Hmmm...... I might be able to help you.

[Citizen44]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

No, she works in a mental hospital in SC where she see many men with no clothes on, and she gets very excited.

I have heard about this. She withholds their medication, and they chase her all around the hospital while naked and deranged.. Sometimes the men are in restraints, and she purposely walks by them, dressed in a provocative way....

[America Gentleman Samuel]

Citizen44 wrote:

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Hmmm...... I might be able to help you.

It would be nice if you can with another man to move furniture in the same room. Bring many young ladies with you.

[Ricky]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

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It would be nice if you can with another man to move furniture in the same room. Bring many young ladies with you.

Use your super secret levitating Ray-Gun Sam. It's in the closet, behind the Chia Pet.

[Citizen44]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

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HI
I need yours and Joe help in moving furniture that is too heavy for me to move. Then, we do lunch, your both treats.

Schmoe is taking us to the Griswold Inn, by boat. I can't wait! He also has asian escorts waiting for us, aboard.

[Joseph Schmoe]

Citizen44 wrote:

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Schmoe is taking us to the Griswold Inn, by boat. I can't wait! He also has asian escorts waiting for us, aboard.

Ha, Boat is blocked up for the winter. Will make the trip to the Gris come summer. I'm counting on Citizen to provide the escorts though.
I'll supply the run, as always...
Citizen, I called you today on the way to Sam's, but didn't leave a message. I didn't have his correct phone # or address... and I needed a hand to help him.

[America Gentleman Samuel]

Citizen44 wrote:

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Schmoe is taking us to the Griswold Inn, by boat. I can't wait! He also has asian escorts waiting for us, aboard.

I hope that he has two paddles.