pwilson

Newtown, CT

#1 Apr 3, 2013
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So whats so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, neverworrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

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#2 Apr 3, 2013
I always forget.

“'never'”

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#3 Apr 3, 2013
No thanks for me. I'll stick to my friends-with-benefits. I really can't even respect anyone who would enslave themselves with half that list.

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#4 Apr 3, 2013
That because Citizen have a half a brain. He is a Pot Head.

“'never'”

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#5 Apr 4, 2013
America Gentleman Samuel wrote:
That because Citizen have a half a brain. He is a Pot Head.
Only ketamine abusers capitalize random words like 'Pot'.
LynneB

Waterford, CT

#6 Apr 4, 2013
I think your list is a little too long, pwilson. I don't need a man for all of those things, I can take care of most of those myself. All I want from my BF is love, respect, companionship, and protection. And that's what he gives me. In return, I love, respect and take care of him. It's a win-win for both of us.
BPT

Sherman, CT

#7 Apr 4, 2013
true to a certain degree. we are the simpler of the two models god made.

“'never'”

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#8 Apr 4, 2013
LynneB wrote:
I think your list is a little too long, pwilson. I don't need a man for all of those things, I can take care of most of those myself. All I want from my BF is love, respect, companionship, and protection. And that's what he gives me. In return, I love, respect and take care of him. It's a win-win for both of us.
I think thats a great attitude, seriously... I've about given up on finding that.

PWilson is of the generation that would'nt even dare to question a lady's demands.

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#9 Apr 4, 2013
BPT wrote:
true to a certain degree. we are the simpler of the two models god made.
I'm sure it is true in your case.

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#10 Apr 4, 2013
Citizen44 wrote:
<quoted text>
Only ketamine abusers capitalize random words like 'Pot'.
The name of the TV show is Pot Cops.

“'never'”

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#11 Apr 4, 2013
America Gentleman Samuel wrote:
<quoted text>
The name of the TV show is Pot Cops.
I heard Tippy is a Pot Head
BPT

Sherman, CT

#12 Apr 5, 2013
Jackelope wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sure it is true in your case.
you always have such nice things to say to everyone, as you hide behind your screen........

“'never'”

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#13 Apr 5, 2013
BPT wrote:
<quoted text>you always have such nice things to say to everyone, as you hide behind your screen........
It's someone trying to get us to think its the former moderator.... I don't think it is, though.

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#14 Apr 5, 2013
Citizen44 wrote:
<quoted text>
It's someone trying to get us to think its the former moderator.... I don't think it is, though.
Ohhhhh, thanks for clearing that up.

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