riverstreet

[john]

does anyone know anything about a girl named julie that hangs out at riverstreet

[Yeah]

What about her?

[john]

i seen her there a few times tried to talk to her just wondering is she single or what her deal is

[doormat]

john wrote:

i seen her there a few times tried to talk to her just wondering is she single or what her deal is

If you spoke with her, why didn't you ask her those questions?

[john]

really doormat your stupid

[Unapposed]

John, I am going to assume you are not stupid, just ignorant. Take some more grammar classes. And if you need to ask me the difference, you may need other classes as well.

[summer]

what dose she look and do you know who she hangs with

[summer]

look like sorry

[Sodomighty]

John, here's what you need to do. Go up to this Julie chick and say "I couldn't help but notice your ass from across the bar -- how about we go back to my place, have some Olde English 800s, and see how many walnuts we can pack in that shitter."

It works for me everytime, but if she blows ya off for some reason, just grab her by the arm and say "I wasn't asking." This could work if she's into the rough stuff.

However, if she's still giving ya the cold shoulder. Just back off and step outside. If you know which car is her's key the word "Dyke" into the door and take a shit on her hood.

At this point you can lay low in the parking lot and wait for her to leave, follow her home, and break into her house. After you've gagged her, tied her up, and violated all of her orifices (don't discount the nostrils), call her a slut and leave (it might also be a good idea to kill her).

Hope this helps buddy.

[Unapposed]

Well,in the off chance this is an actual murder scene, I would like to make my objections to the walnuts, unless they can be cracked individually.