Memory? Now Dan, I already taught you that a heifer ("hefer") is a cow, not a bull. Therefore a 605# heifer cannot be full of bull shit, because she's full of cow shit. Did you forget?<quoted text>
You're 56....probably look 67....fat enough to not have seen your own dick in 6 years and remember a day when you thought you had balls albeit your memory is more than likely a third fabrication, a third embelishment and a third full of more bullshit than a 605# hefer.
P.S. You're looking very pretty tonight!