Moe Is Still The King Of The Stooges
moe

Indianapolis, IN

#121 Mar 27, 2013
Duchess 29631 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope.
I will grow on you!
Outta towner

Lima, OH

#122 Mar 27, 2013
Hey ya nosey poker Yankee stay off our Salyersville ky. Forum you don't know us and we don't want to know you

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#123 Mar 27, 2013
Duchess 29631 wrote:
<quoted text>You must be token on one of your boys, because I know you aren't referring to me.
Moe is right. It is you. I tasted it and it is salty.
Moe 69

Indianapolis, IN

#124 Mar 27, 2013
Now I had the time of my life with the women in red. Quote of Dillenger.

We can get in on!
Moe 69

Indianapolis, IN

#125 Mar 27, 2013
ALL AM I wrote:
<quoted text>Moe is right. It is you. I tasted it and it is salty.
I am going to rim my margarita glass with the Essence of Duchess, and watch the green juice drip between her legs!

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#126 Mar 27, 2013
Moe 69 wrote:
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I am going to rim my margarita glass with the Essence of Duchess, and watch the green juice drip between her legs!
Why don't you do us all a favor, and rim it with arsenic? Then maybe the half dozen people left could have a conversation.
Moe 69

Indianapolis, IN

#127 Mar 27, 2013
ALL AM 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Why don't you do us all a favor, and rim it with arsenic? Then maybe the half dozen people left could have a conversation.
I could rim you and toss your salad to the blacks. We love wilt lettuce and bacon grease!

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#128 Mar 27, 2013
Moe 69 wrote:
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I am going to rim my margarita glass with the Essence of Duchess, and watch the green juice drip between her legs!
I think not.

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#129 Mar 28, 2013
Moe 69 wrote:
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I could rim you and toss your salad to the blacks. We love wilt lettuce and bacon grease!
What does your fascination with a man's body parts have to do with wilted lettuce? Your anti-depressant stupor rendors your comments unintelligible.

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#130 Mar 28, 2013
moe wrote:
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I will grow on you!
Just like mold no doubt.

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#131 Mar 28, 2013
Moe 69 wrote:
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I am going to rim my margarita glass with the Essence of Duchess, and watch the green juice drip between her legs!
Wow. You really know how to talk to a woman. Explains you leaning the other way.

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#132 Mar 28, 2013
Moe 69 wrote:
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I am going to rim my margarita glass with the Essence of Duchess, and watch the green juice drip between her legs!
Fuuny but ture. LOL!
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#133 Mar 28, 2013
just like yeast.

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#134 Mar 28, 2013
Moe wrote:
just like yeast.
Yea and when she pumps it, it grows like yeast.

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#135 Mar 28, 2013
ALL AM I wrote:
<quoted text>Fuuny but ture. LOL!
Ture? Really.....with every post you show just a bit more of what a woman hates in a man.

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#136 Mar 28, 2013
ALL AM I wrote:
<quoted text>Yea and when she pumps it, it grows like yeast.
Yet another prime example. You are about 0 for 100. Not great stats.
Moe

Schererville, IN

#137 Mar 28, 2013
Duchess 29631 wrote:
<quoted text>Yet another prime example. You are about 0 for 100. Not great stats.


Would you like a pork grind?

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#138 Mar 28, 2013
Moe wrote:
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Would you like a pork grind?
0 for 101. Nope.

“Liberal”

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#139 Mar 28, 2013
Guys quit flirting with my lady. I want her to be my one and only.
Too funny

Indianapolis, IN

#140 Mar 28, 2013
Your Host wrote:
Meanwhile...
Duchess has become bored with her life. She can no longer put with AA1's multi-personaity disorder or from his constant demands for his salad to be tossed.
She decides a night out from AA1 is in order. She decides to go to the bar known as The Corral. It's a little honky tonk bar with lots of 4x4's in the parking lot. It's Tuesday,and she remembers The Corral has a Twofer Tuesday special for Coors-Lite in a can,her favorite.
She flirts,she dances,and drinks cans of Coors-Lite as the night continues to play out this sad opera of melancholy,inbreeding,hypocris y and of alienation.
A rugged man catches her attention! He has a huge wet spot on the front of his western style shirt. She casually dismisses the sweat spot as nothing more than a symbol of the man's rugged individualism. The sign that he is indeed,a real man. They talk. They dance. They flirt. Then....She sez "Take me outta here. I'll anywhere you want. My husband is sleeping and when he gets up,he'll spend the rest of his time posting on Topix till he passes out again."
The man replies "Sure Darlin'."
They both climb into his black 4x4. She mentions she's hungry and could they stop at her favorite late-night food spot WHICH IS.....White Castle.
He sez "sure thing Darlin'".
He knows in his mind he's got a "sure thing".
As they drive toward the White Castle,he sticks in an 8 track tape of Conway Twitty. She's impressed.
After getting their burgers and some time spent with small talk...She finally asks the man to take her to a motel. She wants him to ravish her with affection. To smack her behind and pull her hair with wild abandon as if they were a bull and a cowboy in the midst of a wild rodeo ride!
He sez"Sure thing Darlin',is the Red Roof Inn ok with you?"
She replies "No.That place is a Communist front. That's why it's called the RED Roof Inn."
As they drive toward an alternative motel called the El Bullero Saledo---Suddenly,for some reason,she calls the man by a first name,Duchess sez "Ralph, will you respect me in the morning?"
The man replies "My name is not Ralph"
Duchess sez" But I could've sworn I heard you tell a man at the bar your name was Ralph!"
The man sez" No Darlin',that was the sound of me puking up some tequila shots I had had earlier in the evening!"
That's hilarious. I just about lost my coffee reading this. Thanks for the laugh. Keep em coming.

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