Where is Drunk Mayor Ballard Today?

Indianapolis, IN

#328 Oct 31, 2011
He is up at PT Showclub having a strategy meeting with the gang: David Brooks, Bozo Brizzi, Bones Biscard, Mouse Motsinger, Dirty Dough Durham, Count Cottie, Igor Plowman, and the Ghost of Houchins.

They are getting drinks and girls comped by Mayor Ricketts.

They are worried they may lose the mayor's election.

Ballard says there is a traitor in their midst leaking info to the FBI and the media. He suggests a smell test.

Cottey objects and says he has had enough of the republican finger being stuck in his ass and says he will take care of the problem tonight on his own. He asks for a vote. They all give him a vote of confidence and he flys off on his own........

Ballard muses that he will miss this lifestyle after he is removed from office.

Indianapolis, IN

#329 Nov 1, 2011
Ballard had to be drunk when he done this


Indianapolis, IN

#330 Aug 31, 2012
Where is the fat cat Ballard today?

He sure loves all the perks of being a mayor.

Travels and travels. Drunk everyday.

It is good to be mayor.

Indianapolis, IN

#331 Aug 31, 2012
What does he do with Minnie when he goes to the orgies?

Does he leave her at home so he can taste some new meat?

Indianapolis, IN

#332 Sep 14, 2012
Where is this drunk vacationing today?

Indianapolis, IN

#333 Sep 14, 2012
Ballard is on a sex tourism vacation of Thighland. He goes every couple of weeks with a martini in hand and a big black cigar in his mouth.

How in the world did this clown ever get to be Mayor?

He is as corrupt as Jack Cottey.

Indianapolis, IN

#334 Sep 14, 2012
It is disgusting what this drunk is doing to this city.

Indianapolis, IN

#335 Sep 15, 2012
He is getting a prostate exam with a Coors Light.
Ballard Worst Mayor Ever

Fletcher, OH

#338 Jul 3, 2013
Ballard is probably disco dancing in a nightclub in a foreign country. Most likely on another junket and soon something else will be privatized.
An Oldie but Goodie

Delaware, OH

#339 Sep 17, 2013
This line of jokes have proven so true about our fat and wimpy mayor.

Indianapolis, IN

#340 Sep 17, 2013
He is in Germany. Octoberfest perhaps?

Delaware, OH

#341 Sep 17, 2013
He is drunk and riding his fat boy bicycle through Broadripple right now.

Man, he is wobbling and zig zaging. Will this drunk make it home?

Delaware, OH

#342 Sep 22, 2013
How many days a month is that drunk mayor overseas or on vacation?

United States

#343 Sep 22, 2013
He is gone at least three weeks per month and drunk the rest of the time.

He says he is always on business trips for Indy. We'll how much money had he made Indy?

I think he is just a crook.
Point Blank

Bloomington, IN

#344 Sep 22, 2013
No cricket field.
No mass transit.
No more trips out of the country.
More cops=safer city, that right now has gone to hell in a hand basket.
Paul wrote:
He is gone at least three weeks per month and drunk the rest of the time.
He says he is always on business trips for Indy. We'll how much money had he made Indy?
I think he is just a crook.

Delaware, OH

#345 Sep 22, 2013
He could care less about Indianapolis, other than it is his personal cash cow.

Sell alittle to France. Alittle bit to Belgium. Alittle bit to Japan.

He needs the money for all the booze he drinks.

Those apple martinis are expensive.

Delaware, OH

#346 Sep 23, 2013
I wonder iif he has ssigned up for ObamaCare?

They can treat his addiction.

Delaware, OH

#347 Sep 23, 2013
The mayor is such a drunken fool.

According to the blogs:

"Following the tragic news of Officer Rod Bradway's shooting death early Friday morning, Mayor Greg Ballard's office released a statement saying that he would be cutting short his trip to Germany and returning to Indianapolis. What the news media didn't report was that 100-person strong delegation accompanying the Mayor on that trip had not even left town to begin the leadership exchange in Germany until Saturday. "Our delegation has left Indy & arrived in Cologne, Germany," the Indy Chamber tweeted on Saturday at 11:14 a.m.

Mayor Ballard began tweeting about his European trip four days earlier on Tuesday, September 17. "Off to Europe to expand Indy business in big ways as part of the Indy Chamber delegation," Ballard tweeted on September 17. He was tweeting and posting pictures of his trip from Paris on Wednesday, September 18. Ballard tacked on a few days extra to the leadership exchange sponsored by the Indy Chamber in Germany by stopping off in Paris for a few days. Ballard's office indicated on Friday following the shooting death of Officer Bradway that he would be making arrangements to return to Indianapolis with further updates to come later. Has anyone seen our globe-trotting mayor back in town yet?"

Delaware, OH

#349 Sep 24, 2013
Is the mayor just drinking beer this week? The slob should be busy riding this bike trails instead of trying to sell city services off to the highest bidder.

Delaware, OH

#350 Sep 25, 2013
The big question now is fi Ballard can show up for the funeral with out liquor on his breath or falling down drunk.

He is a disgrace.

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