Where is Drunk Mayor Ballard Today?

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Mao

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Dec 25, 2010
 

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Is he drunk and passed out under the Christmas Tree?

Is he laying in the gutter somewhere?

Is he how roaming in his car dressed as Santa so he can entice them into his car and molested them?

Is he passed out in a whore house, like at Tim Durham's?

Is he a asleep in a drunken embrace with Carl Brizzi?

Is he cooking up some holiday cheer in a meth lab with Lincoln Plowman?

To all you God fearing and sober citizens of Indianapolis, Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus

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He starting puking in my sleigh after he hit on Rudoplh and just after he tried to molest an elve....he thought it was a child!!
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He is passed out on the Circle. He is drunk. He pissed on the lights on the World Largest Christmas Tree and got electrocuted and knocked out.

What a drunken slob.

No wonder he betray his people and left his men behind.
Mountainman

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W.W.J.D.
Andy

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Dec 26, 2010
 

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I too pray that Ballard sees the light. It is not too late for him to repent and be saved from the firey pit of Hell.

I will pray for him tonight that he will see the error of his ways and quit being a crook and letting the crooks run our city.

AMEN
Jem

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Dec 28, 2010
 
I think I saw that drunk Mayor Ballard at the bowling alley just now.

He is staring at the bowling pins. And drooling.

He is scaring people with his slobering and animal moans.

We have to get him out of public.
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Dec 29, 2010
 
I was just on a web cam for the French Quarter in New Orleans.

I swear I just saw Ballard flash his man boobs for a string of purple beads.

I wonder if he is down there on the tax payer's dime.
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Dec 29, 2010
 

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I think Mayor Ballard must be sitting getting drunk in front of his computer tonight and cruising the on line pick up places.

I saw this post and it has to be Ballard:

"Ex-Marine. 55 yi WBM. Into drinking and partying. I am a executive and high in political circles. I am looking for a good time and for someone to use a ponytail dildo on me tonight. Have references from Brizzo, Plowman, Thornburg, and Newman."
New Year

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Dec 30, 2010
 
I think Mayor Ballard is at home with his family getting ready to ring in the New Year!
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Dec 31, 2010
 

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New Year wrote:
I think Mayor Ballard is at home with his family getting ready to ring in the New Year!
Someone has already rung his bell and he is drunk as a ???? Thye rang his brown door bell and he meowed.
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Dec 31, 2010
 
Ballard is drunk and acting crazy. He is dancing around the wrecked Christmas tree in his tighty whities and he is singing....

"you can ring my belllllllllll, ring my bell"!
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Dec 31, 2010
 
Alex wrote:
Ballard is drunk and acting crazy. He is dancing around the wrecked Christmas tree in his tighty whities and he is singing....
"you can ring my belllllllllll, ring my bell"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Laughs

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Dec 31, 2010
 
I know you all are probably serious, with good intentions. I just wanted to thank you for the laughs.
The stories you wrote about are funny.
Moe

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Dec 31, 2010
 

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Lincoln Plowman, Carl Brizzi, Tim Durham, and Shebazz just went to the party at Mayor Ballard's house.

Now the scene changes to several hours later. They are all drunk. They have all stripped down to their tighty whities. They are kongo dancing around the tree shaking their white butts to the song, "You can ring my bell". They alternate from holding the butt of the guy in front of them and raise the right arm Travolto style and point at the ceiling. They are all singing, " You can ring my bell. ring my bell."

It has been a good year for crooks and perverts.
Yoo Hoo Oh Mr Mayor

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Moe wrote:
Lincoln Plowman, Carl Brizzi, Tim Durham, and Shebazz just went to the party at Mayor Ballard's house.
Now the scene changes to several hours later. They are all drunk. They have all stripped down to their tighty whities. They are kongo dancing around the tree shaking their white butts to the song, "You can ring my bell". They alternate from holding the butt of the guy in front of them and raise the right arm Travolto style and point at the ceiling. They are all singing, " You can ring my bell. ring my bell."
It has been a good year for crooks and perverts.
You left out the Manwich incident.
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Andy wrote:
I too pray that Ballard sees the light. It is not too late for him to repent and be saved from the firey pit of Hell.
I will pray for him tonight that he will see the error of his ways and quit being a crook and letting the crooks run our city.
AMEN
He is already in the pit of hell. He lives in Indiana. Luckily for him,he just barely made it from being assigned to the most brutal ring of hell. The ring known as Martinsville.
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Dec 31, 2010
 

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Here is another song they hulu dance to while they are whipping of the sauce for the manwich [who will it be this year?].

They reach high, shake their hands, they reach low, and shake their hands. Then they shake their tighty whities.

They are dancing queens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I wonder if they are playing the finger smell game this year?

You know, when they secretively finger another's butt, then try to get the others to guess who it is by smell.

Those crooked republicans are gross and perverted.
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Jan 1, 2011
 

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where is Ballard drink today
Howard

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Jan 2, 2011
 
He is probably in a garbage can right now.
Will someone please take out the trash?

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