Red State Dating
Posted in the Westfield Forum
#1 Jul 26, 2013
That's Right!(Pun intended)
IT'S RED STATE DATING!
Looking for a date?
Wanting to find a mate?
You can find your true love in a red state!
Do you long to hear the words "b*tch make me a sammich" coming from a male voice within your home? Do remember when your Papa would usher those very same words to your Mother?
Are you obese? We can get you a match. Our research shows that folks living in red sates are most forgiving when it comes to having an obese mate.
Do you believe in;
We do as well.
Men,do you want your very own woman to fetch you a beer and make you dinner every night for the rest of your life?
We can help you achieve that goal!
Got a beer gut?
Black gums and bad teeth?
Don't worry! Most red state people are Christians and they're very forgiving!
If you act now,you may win two tickets to see Toby Keith! Isn't that EXCITING?! I know you're stoked!
Make a date to talk to RED STATE TODAY!
A NEW LIFE WITH A SPECIAL SOMEONE IS JUST A MOMENT AWAY!
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