Escorts in West Plains
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shomeho

Eldridge, MO

#1 Sep 9, 2011
Was wondering why there are so many femail escorts in Spfld, Joplin and surrounding areas but none in West Plains, or do they just not advertise?
Underdunk

Ozark, MO

#2 Sep 9, 2011
Have you seriously taken a moment to look at the women in West Plains? They would have to hire from the outside. Unless you need an escort to the 2011 Ugliest Woman Convention.
Morgan Fairchild

Branson, MO

#3 Sep 9, 2011
Underdunk wrote:
Have you seriously taken a moment to look at the women in West Plains? They would have to hire from the outside. Unless you need an escort to the 2011 Ugliest Woman Convention.
I think we actually have many attractive women in West Plains.
They are just not the escort type.
lazzzygrls

Kimberling City, MO

#4 Sep 9, 2011
Morgan Fairchild wrote:
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I think we actually have many attractive women in West Plains.
They are just not the escort type.
women in west plains are to lazy to be escorts bc that takes to much effort
fully avenged

Baxter Springs, KS

#5 Sep 9, 2011
Or maybe they are too classy..?
LOL

Cross Timbers, MO

#6 Sep 9, 2011
Or they have not caught on to selling what they give away for free
LOVIN YA

Ozark, MO

#7 Sep 10, 2011
lazzzygrls wrote:
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women in west plains are to lazy to be escorts bc that takes to much effort
You have it all wrong! Could it be that the men in West Plains are so disgusting that the women here would rather take their business elsewhere? I haven't seen many locals that I would sleep with for any amount of mullah!
I used to have one

Willow Springs, MO

#9 Sep 15, 2011
I used to have an escort. It got great gas mileage and was a dependable car. I really liked that car! ;-) LMFAO!!!!!!!
LMFAO

Kansas City, MO

#12 Oct 26, 2011
Hahaha we have no woman in west plains who are escorts for #1. There not woman there worthless junkied out sluts! An for #2. No man in there right mind would pay to sleep with a thing in wp if they were smart. Even 12 year old kids are getting pregnant an getting infested with STD's cuz there 25 year old crack whore mother doesn't give a shit but what goes in her veins an between her legs! Pshh please west plain woman as escorts.... GROSSSS! These inbreed scanks Arnt even smart enough to give it up for money especially since the guys are cracked out cheapies an wouldn't waist there money on something when they could go to the courts an find some other thing that gives it away for anything even for nothing!:) I could name a few easy whores in wp. Like chelcey, Brittany, tyonna, kaytlin, there 16 an under boys take ur pic some may be very loose haha
Hellrazor

United States

#13 Oct 27, 2011
i drive a ford escort its black like i like my women. I also am a pimp so hit me up an ill let you know some locations i have my women stand around. For example wal-mart,party pantry cuz everyone wants to party with an escort an random dirt roads from here to brandsvile an also potvilla by that barn next to the road were that squirrel got ran over
watup

Amherstburg, Canada

#14 Oct 27, 2011
Hellrazor wrote:
i drive a ford escort its black like i like my women. I also am a pimp so hit me up an ill let you know some locations i have my women stand around. For example wal-mart,party pantry cuz everyone wants to party with an escort an random dirt roads from here to brandsvile an also potvilla by that barn next to the road were that squirrel got ran over
Yo dawg, whatup? Why you trying to run your girls on my Pond D?
Rollin

Rogersville, MO

#15 Oct 27, 2011
I had the escorts older sister The Pinto. Her tank sat a little low and could she really blow up on me.
Rollin

Rogersville, MO

#16 Oct 27, 2011
Then I found her younger sister the Lynx. She had a nice stereo. She was high maintenance and in time she was a wreck too.
Rollin

Rogersville, MO

#17 Oct 27, 2011
We would go cruisin' with her top down
Rollin

Rogersville, MO

#18 Oct 27, 2011
Oh the mamories---i mean memories
Really

Burlington, IA

#19 Oct 27, 2011
What the hell is a femail. Does it take postage?
urdumb

Rogersville, MO

#20 Oct 27, 2011
I severd mu country for this
Rollin

Rogersville, MO

#21 Oct 27, 2011
Now I'm single and I drive a Pickup and I drive it hard. She takes it well. She doesn't mind my pickup lines either. I'm just a pickup man
Hehaha

Sparta, MO

#22 Oct 27, 2011
urdumb wrote:
I severd mu country for this
What, in the worldwide spelling bee.
Who

Willow Springs, MO

#23 Oct 28, 2011
Rollin wrote:
Then I found her younger sister the Lynx. She had a nice stereo. She was high maintenance and in time she was a wreck too.
Love it!

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