Badpissed Churches
1st Badpissed

Willow Springs, MO

#1 Aug 8, 2013
If your a badpissed church goer you'll understand what I'm sayin. We honor King James and our committees and our seniors and our nation's flag. We want things the old fashion way around here and by gawd, when we go to Ryan's after church the waiters best be nice to us and make us happy cause we aint gonna give them low life people a tip cause they are a bunch of heathens that work on Sunday instead of going to church. We give our money to the Lord on Sunday instead of these divoriced women who have tattoos and nose rings. They probably raise a bunch of snotty nosed kids who will grow up to be heathens even after we bring them to our VBS and give them Kool-Aid and graham crackers. They probably got a car that ain't been washed in months. Us Badpisswed people know how to keep a shiny car nice and clean.
Oh and by the way we need someone to sign up to park at the liquor store on Saturday nights to keep track of who's going in & out & what they got in their hands. And we also need someone to go around and inspect peoples trash cans to make sure we know who has beer bottles and beer cans in their trash and whiskey. If you see any whiskey bottles thats a bigger sin and we need to be notified immediately. Call the deacons right away. Don't forget to get that information back to us as soon as possible. If you know who they are you need to tell us right away. We don't want them kind in our pews spreading their dirty deeds on us sanctified souls. We've done it this way for all my life and we ain't about to change it now.
abc

Branson, MO

#2 Aug 8, 2013
I read between the lines & your sarcasm had some truth in it. I am a christian but I don't judge other people and I try to treat others like I would like to be treated. That said, I know a lot of church goers who have a mightier than thou attitude. Many say nasty things to their servers that they wouldn't say to other people. Just because the servers are waiting on you doesnt mean they are your servants. They are working for BELOW minimum wage because they need a job. They are proud people who do not want welfare. They are counting on your measily tips to bring their salary up to minimum wage. Charity begins at home and in your community. Next time you visit any restaurant, if you get good service, tip the server and treat them as you would want people to treat your family membrrs.
grave digger

Ava, MO

#3 Aug 8, 2013
1st Badpissed wrote:
If your a badpissed church goer you'll understand what I'm sayin. We honor King James and our committees and our seniors and our nation's flag. We want things the old fashion way around here and by gawd, when we go to Ryan's after church the waiters best be nice to us and make us happy cause we aint gonna give them low life people a tip cause they are a bunch of heathens that work on Sunday instead of going to church. We give our money to the Lord on Sunday instead of these divoriced women who have tattoos and nose rings. They probably raise a bunch of snotty nosed kids who will grow up to be heathens even after we bring them to our VBS and give them Kool-Aid and graham crackers. They probably got a car that ain't been washed in months. Us Badpisswed people know how to keep a shiny car nice and clean.
Oh and by the way we need someone to sign up to park at the liquor store on Saturday nights to keep track of who's going in & out & what they got in their hands. And we also need someone to go around and inspect peoples trash cans to make sure we know who has beer bottles and beer cans in their trash and whiskey. If you see any whiskey bottles thats a bigger sin and we need to be notified immediately. Call the deacons right away. Don't forget to get that information back to us as soon as possible. If you know who they are you need to tell us right away. We don't want them kind in our pews spreading their dirty deeds on us sanctified souls. We've done it this way for all my life and we ain't about to change it now.
ok,,,your pissed off at the church people,,,your ex works at ryans,,,everybody gets this,,,but what the grave digger doesnt get is,,,do you really know?,,,do you really know if GOD is real or not?,,,what if GOD isnt real?,,,then what did you win in the end?,,,but what if GOD is real?,,,then you do win in the same end we all gunna meet one day,,,called death,,,so what the grave diggers is trying to say,,,drink,,,party,,,date girls with nose rings and tattooes who work at ryans,,,or go to church and do just the opposite and learn the truth,,,the truth you ask?,,,yes the truth,,,the truth of you learn to pray for people not degrade them and that everyone is responsable for their own soul not anyone elses in the end,,,yes you can teach,,,preach,,,show others their failings but their responsable in the end for their own soul,,,but to make fun of the church is making fun of GOD,,,and the grave digger doesnt think this s funny,,,cuz mankind,,,this earth,,,all living things just didnt pop up out of nowhere one day my freind,,,,or evolve from fish monkeys or squid,,,cuz if this is so true like you atheist beleive,,,who made the sun,,,planets,,,micro organisms,,,and why isnt there any other earths,,,and why is there ghost energies that your science says is real,,,a ghost energy,,,the energy of a past living thing,,,a souls energy my freind,,,real fact of your scientology religion beleifs,,,you spaceship watchng star trek trekie,,,the only kool-aid your drinking is called obama flavored bullcrap,,,atheist are the problem,,,the non beleiving cry babies,,,cuz there babies,,,big fat babies,,,who walk around life with no direction or boundries,,,crying like big fatty babies,,,waaaa,,,somebody listen to my bullshit that comes rom my baby crying mouth,,,waaa,,,baaaabaaaa,,,th e baby needs a baaaabaaaa,,,,waaaa,,,big fatty cry babies,,,ha haa haaa,,,dont poke at me GOD,,,punk,,,
J Edgar

Sparta, MO

#4 Aug 8, 2013
See folks I told you he's full of it. He goes on and on and about EVERYTHING! Somebody please shut him down. Break him fingers, tape his eyes, put a c clamp on his tongue. Do somethin. For the love of GOD do somethin.
Mister Spock

Ava, MO

#5 Aug 8, 2013
grave digger wrote:
<quoted text>ok,,,your pissed off at the church people,,,your ex works at ryans,,,everybody gets this,,,but what the grave digger doesnt get is,,,do you really know?,,,do you really know if GOD is real or not?,,,what if GOD isnt real?,,,then what did you win in the end?,,,but what if GOD is real?,,,then you do win in the same end we all gunna meet one day,,,called death,,,so what the grave diggers is trying to say,,,drink,,,party,,,date girls with nose rings and tattooes who work at ryans,,,or go to church and do just the opposite and learn the truth,,,the truth you ask?,,,yes the truth,,,the truth of you learn to pray for people not degrade them and that everyone is responsable for their own soul not anyone elses in the end,,,yes you can teach,,,preach,,,show others their failings but their responsable in the end for their own soul,,,but to make fun of the church is making fun of GOD,,,and the grave digger doesnt think this s funny,,,cuz mankind,,,this earth,,,all living things just didnt pop up out of nowhere one day my freind,,,,or evolve from fish monkeys or squid,,,cuz if this is so true like you atheist beleive,,,who made the sun,,,planets,,,micro organisms,,,and why isnt there any other earths,,,and why is there ghost energies that your science says is real,,,a ghost energy,,,the energy of a past living thing,,,a souls energy my freind,,,real fact of your scientology religion beleifs,,,you spaceship watchng star trek trekie,,,the only kool-aid your drinking is called obama flavored bullcrap,,,atheist are the problem,,,the non beleiving cry babies,,,cuz there babies,,,big fat babies,,,who walk around life with no direction or boundries,,,crying like big fatty babies,,,waaaa,,,somebody listen to my bullshit that comes rom my baby crying mouth,,,waaa,,,baaaabaaaa,,,th e baby needs a baaaabaaaa,,,,waaaa,,,big fatty cry babies,,,ha haa haaa,,,dont poke at me GOD,,,punk,,,
Are you "sure" that there are not other Earths? May I perform a Vulcan Mind Meld on you? I must learn what deep dark secrets and ancient knowledge that grave digger possesses. Peace, live long, and prosper.
J Edgar

Sparta, MO

#6 Aug 8, 2013
One must first have a mind and knowledge in order to have a mind meld performed on them. Neither of which Digger possesses.
Dalai Lama

Branson, MO

#7 Aug 8, 2013
Back to the topix...

I like your Christ, but I don't like your Christians.
grave digger

Ava, MO

#8 Aug 8, 2013
J Edgar wrote:
See folks I told you he's full of it. He goes on and on and about EVERYTHING! Somebody please shut him down. Break him fingers, tape his eyes, put a c clamp on his tongue. Do somethin. For the love of GOD do somethin.
shut it you bald fat bastard,,,ha haa haaa,,,did you start this stupid thread?,,,or your boyfreind?,,,ha haa haaa,,,for the love of GOD do somethin,,,thats funny,,,ha haa haaa
Big John

Willow Springs, MO

#9 Aug 8, 2013
at the end of evry preechin time we sing the only song that matters and we sing it good just as I am when you here that one bein plaid if yous never come down the ill before you best do it now usually the 2nd time is better it makes the preacher smile up big twards God cause he said the ritthings you needen to be heren then we dont have to sing it 5 or 6 times afor ya come down to the olter an if sombody teld you been safed an you aint ben singd to with just as i am then it ain no good an u gotta go do it rit an you gotta pray in king james cause thats how they talked back in jesus day
lil ol me

Ozark, MO

#10 Aug 8, 2013
Here we go again????? This crap is getting really old!
Sami

West Plains, MO

#11 Aug 8, 2013
grave digger wrote:
<quoted text>ok,,,your pissed off at the church people,,,your ex works at ryans,,,everybody gets this,,,but what the grave digger doesnt get is,,,do you really know?,,,do you really know if GOD is real or not?,,,what if GOD isnt real?,,,then what did you win in the end?,,,but what if GOD is real?,,,then you do win in the same end we all gunna meet one day,,,called death,,,so what the grave diggers is trying to say,,,drink,,,party,,,date girls with nose rings and tattooes who work at ryans,,,or go to church and do just the opposite and learn the truth,,,the truth you ask?,,,yes the truth,,,the truth of you learn to pray for people not degrade them and that everyone is responsable for their own soul not anyone elses in the end,,,yes you can teach,,,preach,,,show others their failings but their responsable in the end for their own soul,,,but to make fun of the church is making fun of GOD,,,and the grave digger doesnt think this s funny,,,cuz mankind,,,this earth,,,all living things just didnt pop up out of nowhere one day my freind,,,,or evolve from fish monkeys or squid,,,cuz if this is so true like you atheist beleive,,,who made the sun,,,planets,,,micro organisms,,,and why isnt there any other earths,,,and why is there ghost energies that your science says is real,,,a ghost energy,,,the energy of a past living thing,,,a souls energy my freind,,,real fact of your scientology religion beleifs,,,you spaceship watchng star trek trekie,,,the only kool-aid your drinking is called obama flavored bullcrap,,,atheist are the problem,,,the non beleiving cry babies,,,cuz there babies,,,big fat babies,,,who walk around life with no direction or boundries,,,crying like big fatty babies,,,waaaa,,,somebody listen to my bullshit that comes rom my baby crying mouth,,,waaa,,,baaaabaaaa,,,th e baby needs a baaaabaaaa,,,,waaaa,,,big fatty cry babies,,,ha haa haaa,,,dont poke at me GOD,,,punk,,,
Right on Grave Digger! Too many heathens in the world! We need to be charitable to folks and live and be happy while we can. Life as we know it will bed changed forever as we know it! Better start reading the Bible and walk and talk with God throughThe Lord Jesus Christ! Things are gonna get rough and quickly! God is the only being that can help us all except Christ. Live and let live. Quit bashing people and live as happily as you can and let others do the same! We will all be judged by The Almighty God one day!
Vendetta

Branson, MO

#12 Aug 12, 2013
Go to Faith Assembly,they're our personal Westborro Baptist Church. They're a goddamn cult and their church needs to burned to the ground. I'd rather burn in a purgatory in hell than be In Heaven with those idiots.Hell,with my luck they'll be in Hell with me the way they treat people and the way they worship.
grave digger

Kirbyville, MO

#13 Aug 12, 2013
Vendetta wrote:
Go to Faith Assembly,they're our personal Westborro Baptist Church. They're a goddamn cult and their church needs to burned to the ground. I'd rather burn in a purgatory in hell than be In Heaven with those idiots.Hell,with my luck they'll be in Hell with me the way they treat people and the way they worship.
the grave digger likes your topix name,,,its an old name,,,alot of history to that word,,,but dear GOD,,,dont burn no church to the ground,,,cuz a church is GODS house,,,unless they worship satan,,,then torch the mother f----r,,,if they read whats in the Bible like you do,,,and change the meanings or teachings of the Bible to their own ways,,,it says in the book of revelations what is going to happen to them if they do,,,so what you have to do is pray for their souls and keep being a good Christian and not let their ways worry you,,,cuz the grave digger thinks burning down a house of GOD will keep you in purgatory longer then you realy want to be there,,,and you know damn well you hate satan and fight his ways everyday so you really dont want to go to hell with them,,,if thats their judgement,,,which nobody knows what any of our judgements will be on judgement day,,,and again,,,love your topix name,,,ha haa haaa,,,it deserves respect from where it came from,,,
shane

West Plains, MO

#14 Aug 12, 2013
grave digger wrote:
<quoted text>the grave digger likes your topix name,,,its an old name,,,alot of history to that word,,,but dear GOD,,,dont burn no church to the ground,,,cuz a church is GODS house,,,unless they worship satan,,,then torch the mother f----r,,,if they read whats in the Bible like you do,,,and change the meanings or teachings of the Bible to their own ways,,,it says in the book of revelations what is going to happen to them if they do,,,so what you have to do is pray for their souls and keep being a good Christian and not let their ways worry you,,,cuz the grave digger thinks burning down a house of GOD will keep you in purgatory longer then you realy want to be there,,,and you know damn well you hate satan and fight his ways everyday so you really dont want to go to hell with them,,,if thats their judgement,,,which nobody knows what any of our judgements will be on judgement day,,,and again,,,love your topix name,,,ha haa haaa,,,it deserves respect from where it came from,,,
vendetta is getting revenge.
grave digger

Kirbyville, MO

#15 Aug 12, 2013
shane wrote:
<quoted text>
vendetta is getting revenge.
daaa,,,but revenge is sweeter when your not sitting in jail for it,,,now isnt it,,,

Since: Feb 13

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#16 Aug 13, 2013
Big John wrote:
at the end of evry preechin time we sing the only song that matters and we sing it good just as I am when you here that one bein plaid if yous never come down the ill before you best do it now usually the 2nd time is better it makes the preacher smile up big twards God cause he said the ritthings you needen to be heren then we dont have to sing it 5 or 6 times afor ya come down to the olter an if sombody teld you been safed an you aint ben singd to with just as i am then it ain no good an u gotta go do it rit an you gotta pray in king james cause thats how they talked back in jesus day
Just keep on making Jesus proud, Greg. You're the one He loves.

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