Ah, hahahahahahahahaha! Biggest laugh I have had in weeks, "DFS"! Can you imagine "Jokster" actually being a doctor? Boy, I am also impressed!<quoted text>Wow. You are a doctor. For real. That is so amazing. Is the spleen like in the body or something? What is an er? I bet they don't get many doctors in the er to have a ruptured spleen replaced. You really shouldn't be driving in this kind of weather. I understand enough not to drive around with a ruptured spleen. Those things don't work so good when they are being called to the Lord. Several friends of mine are doctors too. They are big thinkers like you that like to spend their free time on Topix. Maybe you know each other. Wouldn't that be a hoot if you and them was friends. Now, I don't understand everything they do, but it has something to do with medicine in the healthcare business. One time I was fishing with them. Did I tell you we go fishing together. We sure do. They like to fish those guys. Of course in the winter time, it is all catch and release unless you go outside the park and you got a trout stamp. I nearly forgot, we mostly fish for trout. They aren't native to this state. Did you know that. People broght them here years ago and now the state raises them from little bitty eggs that they keep in troughs in the basement of the fish raising building. See trout like it cold, so they divert the a portion of the spring outflow into the fish raising building and run it through them troughs full of eggs. The eggs hatch just like chicken eggs and you get these itty bitty little baby fish called fry that school in these troughs. Now I know a smart feller like you knows them fish ain't really in school. That is just a way a saying they group up.[edited for brevity] Did I mention that me and these doctor friends of mine like to go trout fishing. That sure is a lot of fun. Trout are from around here originally, but they can survive in the cold spring water of the Ozarks. By doggy you are a doctor. That is amazing. I am completely in awe of you now. Imagine you coming on here taking time out of your busy and important life to school me. I can't wait to find out more about you. Do you like to fish too? I may have mentioned that I like to fish? Did I mention that I have several friends that are doctors too? One of them works in the er too. I guess I really don't know what kind of doctor is an er doctor. Does that take more schooling? Now you mention you got you a little daughter. You should take her fishing. Kids like fishing. I bet you being a rich doctor you have got your very own lake right next to your 17,000 square foot mansion. I am sure impressed with you and you taking time out between replacing spleens and fishing to school me and Dawg and all the rest of us poor, uneducated, ignorant peasants on this here thread. I don't know how to thank you. Maybe we can go fishing sometime. Do you know any doctors that like to fish besides yourself? They might be some of the fellers I know. Wouldn't that be a hoot. You and me knowing the same fellers. Where do you get the spleens you replace? Is there a donor program for them too?
Imagine me talking to a doctor and right here on Topix. You got a great bedside manner. I warmed up to you right away. I ran out of room. Did you know I fish?
I figure he is a psychologist. You know those guys take psychology in an effort to figure out why they are "different" from real people!
My next guess is that he is a janitor in a hospital.
(I had to edit some of your post, "DFS," because I ran out of words. Sorry! I hate to fish. I just go to a restaurant and lay my money down, and they bring fish out already cleaned and cooked.)