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“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

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#76887 Feb 19, 2013
Norton wrote:
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This is hillarious! I am sorry for your ignorance. Only you can do something about that. You give me a headache. Sorry, you don't have a clue! You and Dawg must have the same DNA!...
If you are getting headaches, it is clear that your brain is incapable of thinking about all this new information. Take a break! Go on a long walk!

Of course, it is possible that "DanFromSmithville" and I share some DNA. Here is my paternal line R-M17 DNA haplogroup: R1ala7-M458

The progression was M42, M168, M89, P128, M45, M207, P231, M417, M17.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76888 Feb 19, 2013
Norton wrote:
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I have to agree with you on working together. I don't see that ever happening tho'. The Democrat Party has changed. They are too liberal, and I think that is why there is so much discontent in both parties....
Put quite simply -- the reason there is much discontent in the Republican Party is that they keep losing elections!

The reason is also quite simple -- the former "Grand Old Party" has been hijacked by the extremist right-wing Neo-CONservatives! I hope that the party can be taken back over by more moderate Republicans!

TripleNegative

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#76889 Feb 19, 2013
GOP an OCEAN of STUPID wrote:
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yep... your Emotional MELTDOWN has gone Chernobyl
Norton doesn't even get as rattled as you do ...LOL
Game Point
'Game Point!'

'Game Point!'

'Game Point!'

'Game Point!'

'I own you!'

'I own you!'

'I own you!'

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Nope, still not witty. Keep trying. You might get lucky.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76890 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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'Game Point!'
'Game Point!'
'Game Point!'
'Game Point!'
'I own you!'
'I own you!'
'I own you!'
'I own you!'
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'
Nope, still not witty. Keep trying. You might get lucky.
Still stuttering, I see! Were it not for your ability to copy-and-paste from other comments, you would have absolutely NOTHING to day! An "Einstein" you ain't!_8-)

TripleNegative

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#76891 Feb 19, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Still stuttering, I see! Were it not for your ability to copy-and-paste from other comments, you would have absolutely NOTHING to day! An "Einstein" you ain't!_8-)
'Game Point!'

'Game Point!'

'Game Point!'

'Game Point!'

'I own you!'

'I own you!'

'I own you!'

'I own you!'

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!!!!!'

Nope, still not witty. Keep trying. You might get lucky.
Norton

Kansas City, MO

#76892 Feb 19, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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I quoted three consecutive verses of Genesis. Which say that your "god" was aggrieved because he had created Man. And that he "repented himself" that he had done so. Now I ask you -- if your "god" had known in advance what would happen, would your "god" have created Man? Take your time considering the logic of this situation. Most people who are able to reason would conclude that your "god" is not omniscient. If you conclude otherwise, that will tell us a lot about you.
You have to read the whole concept. God was aggrived because of man's corruption and violence. He told Noah to build an ark for his family and to take 2 of each animal, etc. into the ark. You know the story. He gave man a free will and they sinned. Adam started the sin. We are all of Adam. He flooded the earth and said that he would never again destroy all living creatures. As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease. Because Adam sinned someone had to pay the price..........and that was JESUS CHRIST, that died for our sins. You don't have to pay the price.......all you have to do is believe Jesus paid that price for you.

CHEERS!

TripleNegative

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#76893 Feb 19, 2013
Norton wrote:
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You have to read the whole concept. God was aggrived because of man's corruption and violence. He told Noah to build an ark for his family and to take 2 of each animal, etc. into the ark. You know the story. He gave man a free will and they sinned. Adam started the sin. We are all of Adam. He flooded the earth and said that he would never again destroy all living creatures. As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease. Because Adam sinned someone had to pay the price..........and that was JESUS CHRIST, that died for our sins. You don't have to pay the price.......all you have to do is believe Jesus paid that price for you.
CHEERS!
Militant Atheists do not have the ability to REASON. They're Zealots. They are trying to convert you to their religion, with it's on dogma, ritual, and yes—conversions.

TripleNegative

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#76894 Feb 19, 2013
***own

You're slow Old Yeller.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76895 Feb 19, 2013
Norton wrote:
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You have to read the whole concept. God was aggrived because of man's corruption and violence. He told Noah to build an ark for his family and to take 2 of each animal, etc. into the ark. You know the story. He gave man a free will and they sinned. Adam started the sin. We are all of Adam. He flooded the earth and said that he would never again destroy all living creatures. As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease. Because Adam sinned someone had to pay the price.......... and that was JESUS CHRIST, that died for our sins. You don't have to pay the price....... all you have to do is believe Jesus paid that price for you....
Let me try this with you one more time, "Norton." If God knows everything, even in advance of its happening, then it makes no sense that he would make Man, knowing already that Man would sin. Being "aggrieved" also makes no sense if God knew it would happen and when it would happen.

An old couplet: In Adam's fall, we sin-ned all! Since it can be argued that a person could live a sinless life, the religionists had to take care of that argument by creating "original sin," which catches everyone in that net.

We have all heard your story. But it makes NO sense that a God would make creatures who would "sin," if God dislikes sin and already knew that Man would sin.(Presumably including as "sinners" all the animals which he also killed in the Great Flood. GOD KILLED BAMBI, AND SHE HADN'T EVEN GOTTEN AROUND TO SINNING YET! Mean God! Shame! Shame!)

Incidentally, if (or when) the earth gets hit again with a meteorite the size of the one which created the Gulf of Mexico and killed most all of the dinosaurs and plants from the resultant debris in the air and blocking out the sun, it is quite possible that day and night could continue without any "seedtime and harvest."

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76896 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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Militant Atheists do not have the ability to REASON. They're Zealots. They are trying to convert you to their religion, with it's on dogma, ritual, and yes—conversions.
Sorry, "TN." Atheists do not have to "convert" anyone. We are all born into this world as atheists -- not believing in a god -- and after we have departed this world -- we will be exactly as we came -- not believing in a god.

Neither babies nor dust believe in a god.

TripleNegative

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#76897 Feb 19, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Sorry, "TN." Atheists do not have to "convert" anyone. We are all born into this world as atheists -- not believing in a god -- and after we have departed this world -- we will be exactly as we came -- not believing in a god.
Neither babies nor dust believe in a god.
Then why are you arguing? YOur religion is 'God does not exist'. If he does not exist, then why are you arguing about whether he exists? I don't believe that Santa Claus exists, so I never go on to forums stating 'Hey, Santa does not exist!'

You are trying to convert me to your version of truth, and it's as delusional as every other aspect of your warped personality.

"God does not play dice with the universe." —Albert Einstein.

TripleNegative

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#76898 Feb 19, 2013
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings." —Albert Einstein

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#76899 Feb 19, 2013
Norton wrote:
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This is hillarious! I am sorry for your ignorance. Only you can do something about that. You give me a headache. Sorry, you don't have a clue! You and Dawg must have the same DNA!
CHEERS!
Yeah, when you got nothing you always have your false arrogance to run to.

You are such a confused little man, it is no wonder you feel intimidated when your ignorance is pointed out to you.

TripleNegative

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#76900 Feb 19, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, when you got nothing you always have your false arrogance to run to.
You are such a confused little man, it is no wonder you feel intimidated when your ignorance is pointed out to you.
'When you got nothing?'

That's Gorillas In The Mist grammar, and the very definition of ignorance, not to mention hypocrisy.

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Since: Jan 11

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#76901 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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Then why are you arguing? YOur religion is 'God does not exist'. If he does not exist, then why are you arguing about whether he exists? I don't believe that Santa Claus exists, so I never go on to forums stating 'Hey, Santa does not exist!'
You are trying to convert me to your version of truth, and it's as delusional as every other aspect of your warped personality.
"God does not play dice with the universe." —Albert Einstein.
I find it difficult to refer to the lack of belief in a deity (atheism) as a religion. Atheism does not carry with it many of the hallmark features of a religion. It is a belief system in a sense, though it is comprised of lack of belief.

Primarily, I see that atheists feel a need to defend their lack of belief in order to not be overrun by those that believe. Believers are like little children with a scab. They can't leave it alone. They have to pick, pick, pick at it. Considering history, when believers pick a scab there is a lot of blood shed.

Funny, I have never seen any evidence of Dawg trying to convert anyone to atheism. This is not to say he hasn't provided well grounded arguments in support of his position, but if that changed the way you think it would be on you and not on Dawg. Sounds to me like you may have some unspoken doubts about certain things.

I bet if you were to ask Norton about Islam, he would make a number of claims regarding its lack of being the true religion. Where it would get interesting is how much those same negatives could be applied to Christianity. This would be especially true in a debate with someone like Norton. You see how he posts nearly back to back contradictory statements and when called on it defends his position by calling others ignorant. Norton sees the stupidity in his statements, he just can't bring himself to admit it. I would say he would bring the same to the table in comparing Islam to Christianity or Christianity to any other religion.

If athiests are trying to convert people, and I don't really believe the majority are, then they aren't very good at it, because they represent a small portion of the population that isn't growing by leaps and bounds.

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Since: Jan 11

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#76902 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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'When you got nothing?'
That's Gorillas In The Mist grammar, and the very definition of ignorance, not to mention hypocrisy.
Thank you for that vacuous and cryptic critique. I shall treasure it always.

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Since: Jan 11

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#76903 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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'When you got nothing?'
That's Gorillas In The Mist grammar, and the very definition of ignorance, not to mention hypocrisy.
So am I to conclude that you are Norton?

This is your Norton. This is your Norton on drugs (TripleNegative). Don't do drugs.

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Since: Jan 11

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#76904 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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Militant Atheists do not have the ability to REASON. They're Zealots. They are trying to convert you to their religion, with it's on dogma, ritual, and yes—conversions.
What is a militant atheist? Is there a quote from Einstein that describes them?

TripleNegative

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#76905 Feb 19, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you for that vacuous and cryptic critique. I shall treasure it always.
'When you got nothing?'

That's Gorillas In The Mist grammar, and the very definition of VACUOUS, not to mention hypocrisy.

Don't you just find irony to be infuriating? Pot, meet the kettle. He's black too.

TripleNegative

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#76906 Feb 19, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>So am I to conclude that you are Norton?
This is your Norton. This is your Norton on drugs (TripleNegative). Don't do drugs.
For the love of Christ, that's what you call wit? Hell, your pantywaist diatribes, your penny-ante nonsensical tripe may be witty to your circle of wank-buddies, but take my word for it little man—I've had bowel movements smarter than you.

Conclude whatever pleases your rather pedantic and prepubescent sensibilities. I suspect your case of narcissistic psychosis could not be cured short of a full frontal lobotomy with a rusty chainsaw. But leave the wit and the intellect to those capable, and you're not even included in the autistic universal possibilities.

If you're going to abuse wit, try something more modern—that 1980's sh*t was not even funny when Sean Phnom Penn was masturbating to Farrah Fawcette posters in Fast Times, you simpleton.'Gag me with a friggin' spoon!'

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