Sure you aren't. I've made you angry and it is literally jumping out of your posts for all to see. Talk about defensive.<quoted text>
I'm not riled up sonny. Just a little bored by you. Give me some of your jokes. They make me laugh.
Let's see what else I can get you to do.
Now watch and see if he doesn't respond almost immediately. Setting there at his keyboard with the refresh button in one hand and his pathetic ego in the other.