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saywhat

West Plains, MO

#1 Jan 26, 2012
In a land far far away there was a tapeworm named Gravedigger.Now Gravedigger was no normal tapeworm,he was brown and also a little nutty .One day Gravedigger was talking shi# like he always does "because it goes in and comes out the same" and the other tapeworms ignored him.Now Gravedigger couldn"t figure out why so he asked one who was better than he for advice and the advice was this."go to the end of the tunnel and see the light but don't just see it, become it."now Gravedigger was raised never to go far from what he knew and he knew alot about pooh,but if the one greater than he said it then it must be tue.So he went down the tunnel and toward the great asswhole and tried to push through but was lacking in strength but still he kept trying and during his struggle to get out some others saw what he was doing and started pushing him and then Gravedigger had an apiphany "if I try to do somthing productive the others will help "so Gravedigger thanked them and tried to get them to stop but before he could say stop they succeeded in getting him out and Gravedigger was immersed in a blinding white light and as he fell he heard the rest celebrating and cheering "yahhh he's gone wooohooo" but then he hit the ground and before he could find a new home or get into another entity a little boy with a magnifying glass came by and roasted his ass in the light that the one better than he said to find and just before death Gravedigger said wait now I know now I see what was wrong with me.
THE END
FEEL FREE TO PLADGERIZE THIS STORY!!!!
The Professor

Ozark, MO

#2 Jan 26, 2012
Can I plagiarize it after I correct the misspellings and grammatical errors first?
goingcrazy

West Plains, MO

#3 Jan 26, 2012
yes.please do!lol
grave digger

Solo, MO

#4 Jan 26, 2012
saywhat wrote:
In a land far far away there was a tapeworm named Gravedigger.Now Gravedigger was no normal tapeworm,he was brown and also a little nutty .One day Gravedigger was talking shi# like he always does "because it goes in and comes out the same" and the other tapeworms ignored him.Now Gravedigger couldn"t figure out why so he asked one who was better than he for advice and the advice was this."go to the end of the tunnel and see the light but don't just see it, become it."now Gravedigger was raised never to go far from what he knew and he knew alot about pooh,but if the one greater than he said it then it must be tue.So he went down the tunnel and toward the great asswhole and tried to push through but was lacking in strength but still he kept trying and during his struggle to get out some others saw what he was doing and started pushing him and then Gravedigger had an apiphany "if I try to do somthing productive the others will help "so Gravedigger thanked them and tried to get them to stop but before he could say stop they succeeded in getting him out and Gravedigger was immersed in a blinding white light and as he fell he heard the rest celebrating and cheering "yahhh he's gone wooohooo" but then he hit the ground and before he could find a new home or get into another entity a little boy with a magnifying glass came by and roasted his ass in the light that the one better than he said to find and just before death Gravedigger said wait now I know now I see what was wrong with me.
THE END
FEEL FREE TO PLADGERIZE THIS STORY!!!!
well well well,,,looky here another grave digger fan,,,boy,,it just makes the grave digger wonder how freaky people out there could waist so much time thinking up a tapeworm named grave digger story,,,but then the grave digger ask,,,why a tapeworm,,,this author must like butts and poop,,ok kinda weird,,,then the story of a better then he,,wonder who that could be,,,the same weirdo author who likes poop poo and butts,,,then to the best part of the story,,,tapeworms all got together and helped the grave digger,,,braught tears to me eyes author of the poop an butt liker,,thank you,,,your funny,,,it makes the grave digger happy to see someone cares enough about the grave digger to write a story,,,ole underdunk is steaming from the ears about now,,,ha haa haaa,,,underdunk feels left out,,,there underdunk,,,got your name in there,,now your topix famous like the grave digger,,,ha haa haaa,,,ps,,,punks
Bigfoot

United States

#5 Jan 26, 2012
Cool monster truck anyways

“LOOK! A kitty.”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#6 Jan 26, 2012
Gravedigger: Please go back to 5th grade and learn how to write correctly. Your grammer is atrocious. People could (would) take you more serious if you actually took the time to fortify your sentences more carefully... with thought. Just saying! In most of your post, it is filled with: Nonsense, mispelled words, and run-on sentences......
inthecards

Hartville, MO

#7 Jan 26, 2012
saywhat wrote:
In a land far far away there was a tapeworm named Gravedigger.Now Gravedigger was no normal tapeworm,he was brown and also a little nutty .One day Gravedigger was talking shi# like he always does "because it goes in and comes out the same" and the other tapeworms ignored him.Now Gravedigger couldn"t figure out why so he asked one who was better than he for advice and the advice was this."go to the end of the tunnel and see the light but don't just see it, become it."now Gravedigger was raised never to go far from what he knew and he knew alot about pooh,but if the one greater than he said it then it must be tue.So he went down the tunnel and toward the great asswhole and tried to push through but was lacking in strength but still he kept trying and during his struggle to get out some others saw what he was doing and started pushing him and then Gravedigger had an apiphany "if I try to do somthing productive the others will help "so Gravedigger thanked them and tried to get them to stop but before he could say stop they succeeded in getting him out and Gravedigger was immersed in a blinding white light and as he fell he heard the rest celebrating and cheering "yahhh he's gone wooohooo" but then he hit the ground and before he could find a new home or get into another entity a little boy with a magnifying glass came by and roasted his ass in the light that the one better than he said to find and just before death Gravedigger said wait now I know now I see what was wrong with me.
THE END
FEEL FREE TO PLADGERIZE THIS STORY!!!!
he's always watching tv trying to get some points on what to say to topix reader. once you watch a joke on tv you are a joke. stay tune for next time. i heared his best show is My name is Earl
wawasucktit

Branson, MO

#8 Jan 27, 2012
eh gravedigger you left out the part weer you was gonna pitch in fer a meth lab so we could get us some of them 1/4 gram butt slluts n git f:ucked up and do sum f:ucked up shit!!!!!!!!!!
grave digger

Solo, MO

#9 Jan 27, 2012
Isis 2019 wrote:
Gravedigger: Please go back to 5th grade and learn how to write correctly. Your grammer is atrocious. People could (would) take you more serious if you actually took the time to fortify your sentences more carefully... with thought. Just saying! In most of your post, it is filled with: Nonsense, mispelled words, and run-on sentences......
why so the grave digger can be just like you,,,and start judging fake made up topix names and the way the fake made up topix people want to post?,,,no thank you,,,the grave digger thinks people who dont write correctly,,have atrocious grammer,,,get along just fine in the real world,,but the main reason the grave digger doesnt want to be like you is,,,you bashed the grave digger but you spelled misspelled wrong,,,ha haa haaa,,,now go back to 4th grade and learn how to spell,,,ha haa haaa,,,suka
grave digger

Solo, MO

#10 Jan 27, 2012
wawasucktit wrote:
eh gravedigger you left out the part weer you was gonna pitch in fer a meth lab so we could get us some of them 1/4 gram butt slluts n git f:ucked up and do sum f:ucked up shit!!!!!!!!!!
the grave digger doesnt do drugs or like drugs,,,cuz drugs are the ruin of mankind cuz drugs are the devils candy,,,and meth is one of the worse of the devils candy,,,so bash ,,kick,,punch,,degrade,,the grave digger all you want,,,but dont say or think the grave digger does drugs,,,cuz they along with the devil suck,,,ha haa haaa
ha ha

West Plains, MO

#11 Jan 28, 2012
A woman complained to her Doctor that her husband never wanted sex
anymore. He gave her a bottle of Viagra pills, telling her to put them
in her husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman
was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening.
That night they made love.
The next night she put two viagra's in his coffee and that night the sex
was ecstatic.
The next night she said "What the hell!" and dumped the whole bottle in
his coffee.
Sometime later the Doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The
woman's son answered the phone.
When the Doctor asked how everyone was doing, the boy replied,
"Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my as*s hurts, and Dad
is buck naked in the yard yelling, "Here, kitty, kitty." Just for you Gravedigger . I hope it made you laugh .
MAYOR

Solo, MO

#12 Jan 28, 2012
ha ha wrote:
A woman complained to her Doctor that her husband never wanted sex
anymore. He gave her a bottle of Viagra pills, telling her to put them
in her husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman
was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening.
That night they made love.
The next night she put two viagra's in his coffee and that night the sex
was ecstatic.
The next night she said "What the hell!" and dumped the whole bottle in
his coffee.
Sometime later the Doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The
woman's son answered the phone.
When the Doctor asked how everyone was doing, the boy replied,
"Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my as*s hurts, and Dad
is buck naked in the yard yelling, "Here, kitty, kitty." Just for you Gravedigger . I hope it made you laugh .
thank you,,,love it,,,funny,,,ha haa haaa
your welcome

West Plains, MO

#13 Jan 28, 2012
There are more Jokes on the joke topix . Go check them out . I added many .
blue duck

United States

#14 Jan 28, 2012
Grave digger is like a chigger, the more you scratch the bump gets bigger. So take a bath and with bleach and you will be rid of the pesky lil son of a b!+(h
lmao

United States

#15 Jan 28, 2012
ya'll are cracking me the hell up!!!!
grave digger

Solo, MO

#16 Jan 29, 2012
blue duck wrote:
Grave digger is like a chigger, the more you scratch the bump gets bigger. So take a bath and with bleach and you will be rid of the pesky lil son of a b!+(h
blue duck,,,what a gay topix name,,,,ha haa haaa
Oak Tree

Seattle, WA

#17 Jan 29, 2012
grave digger wrote:
<quoted text>blue duck,,,what a gay topix name,,,,ha haa haaa
They said they are waiting for you in Dallas.
grave digger

Solo, MO

#18 Jan 29, 2012
Oak Tree wrote:
<quoted text>
They said they are waiting for you in Dallas.
then tell them to hold their breath untill the grave digger gets there,,,ha haa haaa,,,cuz we be going fishen in the deep lake you satan lover,,,ha haa haaa
blue duck

United States

#19 Jan 29, 2012
It is a native american name jack wagon
grave digger

Solo, MO

#20 Jan 29, 2012
blue duck wrote:
It is a native american name jack wagon
jack wagon,,,what a gay insult,,,ha haa haaa

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