Jerry Seinsmeld

Reeds Spring, MO

#22 Oct 7, 2012
knows wrote:
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Why did you put his name on here!? He's a good person,and doesn't deserve to even be mentioned on this trouble hole!
One should never be condemned for "honesty". It is no disgrace to be huge or to have a tiny car. I knew all along who you would name. My little experiment is over.
Blind Sheik

Hollister, MO

#23 Oct 7, 2012
This guy is stuck in his tiny car right now at his house, police and fire fighters are all over the place, my GOD how did he get in that car. Wait, the cops are pulling something out of the car right now thats under this huge guy, never mind, it's only the cops glove. I hope they open up the road soon, what? why is the bomb squad clearing everyone away? Oh crap, the huge guy is gunna fart. Run! Holy crap batman, the huge guy farted and lost enough gas weight to slide out, yeah! the huge guy is free.
huh

United States

#24 Oct 7, 2012
Jerry Seinsmeld wrote:
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One should never be condemned for "honesty". It is no disgrace to be huge or to have a tiny car. I knew all along who you would name. My little experiment is over.
. You are a total waste! IMO big guys are hawt! Not flubbery hugely fat, just big guys. There is a difference, and they guy you brought up is just a big guy, not huge, not flubbery over weight. And shame on you, for your stupid little game to get his name mentioned on here!
Jerry Seinsmeld

Ozark, MO

#25 Oct 8, 2012
huh wrote:
<quoted text>. You are a total waste! IMO big guys are hawt! Not flubbery hugely fat, just big guys. There is a difference, and they guy you brought up is just a big guy, not huge, not flubbery over weight. And shame on you, for your stupid little game to get his name mentioned on here!
That was not a part of my experiment to get any particular person's name mentioned on here. My experiment involved people jumping to conclusions based upon a "suggestion".
Blind Sheik

Hollister, MO

#26 Oct 8, 2012
I agree, I posted a joke with no one in mind, just a stupid joke with my other post. I would never make fun of anyone skinny or fat, because I was skinny in the younger yrs and now fat in the older yrs. The Blind Sheik is sorry if my post hurt anyones feelings. I saw a skinny person get blown over in a 30 mile per hour wind at walmart in the parking lot, she is lucky I was fat and held her down. Ok, it wasn't windy and I thought she was so beautiful, but thats besides the point now isn't it. See, another joke. hark, hark, hark. What? laughing at the blind sheiks laugh? How rude!
Big Nasty

Ava, MO

#27 Oct 10, 2012
Jerry Seinsmeld, you are acting like a child about the age of 10. Kevin is a really great guy and you my friend are an ass for making fun of him and other folks that don't look the way you think that should. God made us in his own image, so making fun of him is like making fun of God himself.
Blind Sheik

West Plains, MO

#28 Oct 10, 2012
OH,Big Nasty did the big nasty walk all over ole jerry siensmelds buttocks right there. Your right big nasty, if we were all perfect we would all be named brady. Everybody sing along! The brady bunch....The brady bunch....We all love.. the.. Bradyyyyy Buuuuunch....
Jerry Seinsmeld

Ozark, MO

#29 Oct 10, 2012
Big Nasty wrote:
Jerry Seinsmeld, you are acting like a child about the age of 10. Kevin is a really great guy and you my friend are an ass for making fun of him and other folks that don't look the way you think that should. God made us in his own image, so making fun of him is like making fun of God himself.
For your information, I weigh over 300 pounds myself. I am home bound due to my excessive weight and rely on a Boy Scout troop to bring my food over and feed me. I was just looking for a "friend".
get a life

United States

#30 Oct 10, 2012
Jerry Seinsmeld wrote:
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For your information, I weigh over 300 pounds myself. I am home bound due to my excessive weight and rely on a Boy Scout troop to bring my food over and feed me. I was just looking for a "friend".
You fkStain! Men who are 300lb are NOT home bound because of their weight! If a man is tall,and big boned, it is very easy for them to be around 300lb! You just like to pis$ people off so you can get a laugh. Is your name jerry harrison,scott shipley,etc??? Those type like to run their mouth an think they're funny when their pansy as$ would speak up to any guy face to face.
Blind Sheik

West Plains, MO

#31 Oct 10, 2012
Jerry Seinsmeld wrote:
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For your information, I weigh over 300 pounds myself. I am home bound due to my excessive weight and rely on a Boy Scout troop to bring my food over and feed me. I was just looking for a "friend".
You made yourself sound like an animal. They come over a feed you? I hope it was a joke, if not I will be your freind, but ain't feeding anyone, got it? If thats the case I will drop off a goat once a week and your on your own freind. If your that big do you go around in a electric chair? if yes, we could go up by the square to the monkey cage and see if we can pull a couple bars off so I can get my arm in a slap the monkey. I lured it over close enough one time with a fake wax banana and almost got a good slap in. Stupid monkey made me break 3 fingers. I figure 2 slaps per finger should cover the payback, what you think new freind?
Jerry Seinsmeld

Sparta, MO

#32 Oct 11, 2012
Blind Sheik wrote:
<quoted text>You made yourself sound like an animal. They come over a feed you? I hope it was a joke, if not I will be your freind, but ain't feeding anyone, got it? If thats the case I will drop off a goat once a week and your on your own freind. If your that big do you go around in a electric chair? if yes, we could go up by the square to the monkey cage and see if we can pull a couple bars off so I can get my arm in a slap the monkey. I lured it over close enough one time with a fake wax banana and almost got a good slap in. Stupid monkey made me break 3 fingers. I figure 2 slaps per finger should cover the payback, what you think new freind?
Bring the goat please. I'll see if one of the Boy Scouts has any milking experience. I hear goat's milk is healthier than cow's milk!
Big Nasty

West Plains, MO

#33 Oct 11, 2012
All we ask is that you don't rape the both of them.
Blind Sheik

Ozark, MO

#34 Oct 14, 2012
People are people no matter what they look like or weigh in at on the scale. Everyone on this topix has something wrong with them in the form of others could laugh at. I have a wart on my finger, a skin tag growing under my arm that looks like a penis, a limp when I walk, can't see worth a crap, going bald faster then walmart moving thier products around, curse like a sailor and never been in the navy, and you don't see me going out in the daytime, but thats besides the point, don't laugh at others until you inspect yourself in a mirror first.
Sexy Susan Slutmeyer

Kimberling City, MO

#35 Oct 14, 2012
Blind Sheik wrote:
People are people no matter what they look like or weigh in at on the scale. Everyone on this topix has something wrong with them in the form of others could laugh at. I have a wart on my finger, a skin tag growing under my arm that looks like a penis, a limp when I walk, can't see worth a crap, going bald faster then walmart moving thier products around, curse like a sailor and never been in the navy, and you don't see me going out in the daytime, but thats besides the point, don't laugh at others until you inspect yourself in a mirror first.
Men with skin tags are HOT! Call me?
Blind Sheik

Ozark, MO

#36 Oct 14, 2012
Sexy Susan Slutmeyer wrote:
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Men with skin tags are HOT! Call me?
OH Lordy miss pourdy! Ok give me your number.LOL.
Andrew

Forsyth, MO

#37 Oct 14, 2012
lol,that'd be Kevin Cherry,or however you spell his last name. Past owner of Simple Simons. Is 400 LBS and drives that tiny Smart car,lol. I bet every time he sets foot out of that Smart Car,that car lets out a huge sigh of reliefe like "OHHH god,hes off my back!" Kevin was an ass hole to work for back when he was ruling over his little pizza parlor but I think he's a gentleman in real life.Just made some bad choices like we all do.But I think an F-250 or F-350 would be big enough to haul his huge self around town,not saying its bad to be fat,but he's just humiliating himself by putting his chunky ass in a tiny ass car,thats asking to be made fun of. Thats like a hot girl down grading herself by walking around town naked.Point his,he's making it obvious that hes a lard ass by driving a Smart Car,kind of like my example of a hot chick walking stark naked,shes making a point that she's sexy and she knows it but is humiliating herself at the same time.
possibly

United States

#38 Oct 19, 2012
Jerry Seinsmeld wrote:
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Excuse me, but who is asking the questions here??? Answer my question! Who is the huge man in the tiny car??? Why are you protecting his identity???!!! Are "you" the huge man in the tiny car??? I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!
I know of an extremely overweight man that drive a (smart?) car. He is the son of the people that owned the pizza place called Muducks. It has changed hands recently. That is the only one I know of. He looked like he was poured into the car. Hope this helps.
Jerry Seinsmeld

United States

#39 Oct 19, 2012
I'm just asking cause I just came out of the closet and I think that huge man in the tiny car could rock my world.... My experement has worked!!!!
Funny

Ozark, MO

#40 Oct 24, 2012
Have you seen Kevin and his tubby wife both in that smart car together? WOW they look like two chubby hamsters in a matchbox car! Funny as heck. LOL! They could make their own commercial!
Democrat

Branson, MO

#41 Oct 24, 2012
Funny wrote:
Have you seen Kevin and his tubby wife both in that smart car together? WOW they look like two chubby hamsters in a matchbox car! Funny as heck. LOL! They could make their own commercial!
That looks normal to me instead of you and yours both being in a pick-up truck with you being so skinny an perfect and all.

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