Anybody else notice that it's hot out there ------>?

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Sweaty Balls

Ava, MO

#1 Aug 22, 2014
If it gets any hotter hot there, my underpants are coming off. Just saying...
Farmer John

Ozark, MO

#2 Aug 23, 2014
It's so hot that my dairy cows are giving evaporated milk.

West Plains, MO

#3 Aug 23, 2014
It's so hot I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
Skelly Ton

Taneyville, MO

#4 Aug 23, 2014
Whaddya mean, my underpants are already off. If it gets any hotter, I'm going skinny dipping in the cemetery pond.
Back Hair Guy

Ava, MO

#5 Aug 23, 2014
It's so hot that I just saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Flabby Fanny Finkelstein

West Plains, MO

#6 Aug 24, 2014
It's so hot that hot water now comes out of "both" taps.
Little Lord Worthington


#8 Aug 25, 2014
It was so hot that I took off my socks. I really do not understand American humor. I apologize.
Baby Jane

West Plains, MO

#9 Aug 25, 2014
It's so hot that even fire gets in the shade..
Crap Mo Stank

Drury, MO

#10 Aug 26, 2014
It's so hot that the trees are whistling for the dogs. Just give it a moment and it will make perfect sense.

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