Did you know an adult chimp could rip...

Did you know an adult chimp could rip a human's face right off???

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Planet of the Monkeys

Sparta, MO

#1 Sep 18, 2011
Can you even comprehend the amount of strength involved for a primate to rip a person's face off? Think about it, you are having a sit down meal at the table (as usual) with your pet chimp and a friend drops by. Your chimp goes completely bonkers and rips your friend's face completely off. Your chimp then calmly sits back down at the table to finish eating his fruit bowl. See...this is why you should never have guests if you own a pet chimp. WAKE UP PEOPLE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
The Grizzly Coach

Amherstburg, Canada

#2 Sep 18, 2011
No...i had no clue...
We are Legion

Branson, MO

#3 Sep 18, 2011
Did you know an adult goldfish could rip a human's face right off???
Can you even comprehend the amount of strength involved for a fish to rip a person's face off? Think about it, you are having a sit down meal on the lake (as usual) with your pet goldfish and a friend drops by. Your fish goes completely bonkers and rips your friend's face completely off. Your fish then calmly sits back down at the table to finish eating his worm soup. See...this is why you should never have guests if you own a pet goldfish. WAKE UP PEOPLE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Planet of the Monkeys

Sparta, MO

#4 Sep 18, 2011
We are Legion wrote:
Did you know an adult goldfish could rip a human's face right off???
Can you even comprehend the amount of strength involved for a fish to rip a person's face off? Think about it, you are having a sit down meal on the lake (as usual) with your pet goldfish and a friend drops by. Your fish goes completely bonkers and rips your friend's face completely off. Your fish then calmly sits back down at the table to finish eating his worm soup. See...this is why you should never have guests if you own a pet goldfish. WAKE UP PEOPLE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
O.k...this makes absolutely no sense.
soup nazi

Amherstburg, Canada

#5 Sep 18, 2011
The Grizzly Coach wrote:
No...i had no clue...
I think i had some worm soup at Grapevine....or maybe that was warm soup?
hinky dinky

Canada

#6 Sep 20, 2011
the central problem of all of this is that the IQ of the chimp surpasses the sum of you and your friend and all extended relatives.
123mrg

Tucson, AZ

#7 Nov 27, 2012
i heard after he ripped off her face he started to EAT her! and not in a good way!
Woo Den InchIong

Fordland, MO

#8 Nov 28, 2012
do you no earth is holow to be hid for did go just to be have why do in now you loud can kid off in can sed for goes to get in hound job

“Herp Derp”

Since: Mar 10

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#9 Nov 28, 2012
Woo Den InchIong wrote:
do you no earth is holow to be hid for did go just to be have why do in now you loud can kid off in can sed for goes to get in hound job
I'm speechless.
I know you can't see me right now but if my frown could set things on fire, well it would be a very hot country to live in.

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