Finding a nice guy in this area

Finding a nice guy in this area

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Ben Dover Junior

Ava, MO

#2 Jun 12, 2013
Lady...you need to lower your standards considerably. You are in "West Plains". We have more inbreeders here than in the Royal Family. You are probably one of those picky girls who has to have a guy with teeth and an I.Q. of over 80.
grave digger

Ozark, MO

#4 Jun 12, 2013
all men around here are good,,,if you meet one and he gets out of line just kick him as hard as you can between the legs,,,this works the first time,,,now here is a list to follow when looking for a man around here

run a police check or google check or crime check

if he parties like drinks or any drugs,,,stay away cuz he will go whacky

if he talks to his mommy on the phone all the time,,,walk away cuz he will listen to her not you

if he is into church way too much,,,walk away because he will try and change you to his faith

if he has been married more then once,,,talk to his ex wives and their freinds

if you have to pay for everything all the time,,,walk away cuz he is a tightass

always beleive your gut feelings if you get one cuz they are always right

if the s.o.b. gets angry over the stupidest things,,,walk away cuz the anger only gets worse

if the s.o.b. hits you,,,follow instructions in the first part of this post

the most important thing to remember,,,you dont need a man to survive or life aint over if you dont have a man in it,,,like most these local women married 10 times over think they do

now here is a trick for you,,,follow this and your true love you will find,,,put out of your mind your needing a man,,,forget about it and it will find you,,,,
Lisa

West Plains, MO

#5 Jun 12, 2013
grave digger wrote:
all men around here are good,,,if you meet one and he gets out of line just kick him as hard as you can between the legs,,,this works the first time,,,now here is a list to follow when looking for a man around here
run a police check or google check or crime check
if he parties like drinks or any drugs,,,stay away cuz he will go whacky
if he talks to his mommy on the phone all the time,,,walk away cuz he will listen to her not you
if he is into church way too much,,,walk away because he will try and change you to his faith
if he has been married more then once,,,talk to his ex wives and their freinds
if you have to pay for everything all the time,,,walk away cuz he is a tightass
always beleive your gut feelings if you get one cuz they are always right
if the s.o.b. gets angry over the stupidest things,,,walk away cuz the anger only gets worse
if the s.o.b. hits you,,,follow instructions in the first part of this post
the most important thing to remember,,,you dont need a man to survive or life aint over if you dont have a man in it,,,like most these local women married 10 times over think they do
now here is a trick for you,,,follow this and your true love you will find,,,put out of your mind your needing a man,,,forget about it and it will find you,,,,
I think you are right gravedigger. Usually you don't make much sense. The only tricky part is the way to meet one. They don't just walk into your life. I don't really need a man. I have been totally celibate for a long time. I have dated several guys over the year and some months. I just don't see them as anything I am interested in. I wish it was different.

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