Why have you broken Hillbilly Commandment number 3 Hillbillies of West Plains???

[Little Dinky Wee Wee]

Hillbilly Ten Commandments:

1. Ain't but one God.
2. Honor yer Ma and Pa.
3. No tellin tales or gossipin'.
4. Git yer hide ta Sunday Meetin'.
5. Ain't nothin' come before the Lord.
6. No foolin' with another feller's gal.
7. No killin','cept fer critters.
8. Quit yer foul mouthin'.
9. No swipin' yer kin folk's stuff.
10.Don't be hankerin' for it neither.

[Big and Rich]

That's not the "only" one I've broken. Ask your "gal"...hee hee.

[Fred Fundy]

You need to get right with God.

Our cousins the Muslims know how to handle ye non believers.
We need get out our long dresses, wear a face mask, then run through the streets waving our holy book in one hand and a club in the other. Get some laws changed around here. No fantasy mocking.

[Blind Sheik]

Little Dinky Wee Wee wrote:

Hillbilly Ten Commandments:
1. Ain't but one God.
2. Honor yer Ma and Pa.
3. No tellin tales or gossipin'.
4. Git yer hide ta Sunday Meetin'.
5. Ain't nothin' come before the Lord.
6. No foolin' with another feller's gal.
7. No killin','cept fer critters.
8. Quit yer foul mouthin'.
9. No swipin' yer kin folk's stuff.
10.Don't be hankerin' for it neither.

Blind Sheik see's that all west plains people break #3,4,5,6,8,9,10 everyday. Hillbilly's are nasty people and arn't much diffrent from animals. What is it with a hillbilly keeping 50yr old toilet seats and washer machines and broke rusted out cars and trucks in their yards for everyone to see. I baught some land down here one time and told the nasty animal hillbilly people to clean it up first and they did clean the surface junk up, but when I went to plow for a garden had to remove 25 ft of ground because of the generations of trash these nasty people left, then had to move and now the property is a 25 ft deep homemade lake with air bubbles bubbling up rust colored bubbles from the bottom. Hillbilly's should have 11 commandments with the 11th being stop being nasty trashy animal people.

[King Tut Sonof Ra]

Blind Sheik wrote:

<quoted text>Blind Sheik see's that all west plains people break #3,4,5,6,8,9,10 everyday. Hillbilly's are nasty people and arn't much diffrent from animals. What is it with a hillbilly keeping 50yr old toilet seats and washer machines and broke rusted out cars and trucks in their yards for everyone to see. I baught some land down here one time and told the nasty animal hillbilly people to clean it up first and they did clean the surface junk up, but when I went to plow for a garden had to remove 25 ft of ground because of the generations of trash these nasty people left, then had to move and now the property is a 25 ft deep homemade lake with air bubbles bubbling up rust colored bubbles from the bottom. Hillbilly's should have 11 commandments with the 11th being stop being nasty trashy animal people.

Woe unto thee oh imposter unfit to be a boil upon the real blind sheik's butt check. peace and prosperity upon the rest.

[Blind Sheik]

King Tut Sonof Ra wrote:

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Woe unto thee oh imposter unfit to be a boil upon the real blind sheik's butt check. peace and prosperity upon the rest.

King tut is in museum today. King tut was dug up and found to be of the gay sorts. king tut was a nut who was found to be of jerky looking. King tut's people turned on King tut and king tut has no people left because king tut was man from stupid bloodline and fell off horse an hit his head on rock. Blind Skeik will go to king tut jerky looking body at museum and pop imposter boil on butt all over king tut.

[SNL]

Great skit, gotta put it all live! ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!

[Blind Sheik]

SNL wrote:

Great skit, gotta put it all live! ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!

You can't steal the Blind Sheiks skit. If I could see I would wip your infidel butts. I do have a good question for you, My seeing eye Muslim I canot trust all the way, for he listens to American Country Music, so my question to you is in a favor form, please make sure when I am released he takes me to my home country of libya not Arkansas or Kentucky or any southern American State and tell me it's libya. It's a changed world today when you can't trust a radical islamic seeing eye muslim. I heard this Billy Bob Clinton has eyes for my wives #36 an #52

[Televangelists Union]

I was asked to be on Jerry Springer show twice but turned it down. I don't want to sound stupid.