My Husband is a Freak
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juicebox

Russellville, AR

#1 Jan 15, 2010
My husband always puts rubber boots on when we have sex. He tells me this makes him [email protected] He is the ONLY man I've ever been with, but I never seen this done in the movies. I must admit it makes me hot. He also likes to spank me with a boat paddle while tickling his taint with a feather. He likes to play dress-up, too. The other night he suprised me, when I came home he was wearing a chicken suit with his [email protected] hangin out, which I found to be unusually arousing...during his climax he would crow like a rooster! One time he rented a bigfoot costume and we went out in the woods and did it like wild animals! It was soooo freaky...but I liked it. Sometimes he makes me put on clown makeup before I go down on him, he says it turns him on. I thought that was odd at first, but it really really turns him on... is that WEIRD or normal?
Blasphemer

Sparta, MO

#2 Jan 15, 2010
you shoulda had him put on roller blades with the chicken suit so you could treat him like a pull toy...
Katy

Ozark, MO

#3 Jan 15, 2010
omg! lmao!!
hmmmm

Windsor, Canada

#4 Jan 15, 2010
You say these things like they are bad things?
Juan Valdez

Ozark, MO

#5 Jan 15, 2010
Please, Gravedigger, give her your input! I can't wait to read it.
guest

Russellville, AR

#6 Jan 15, 2010
hmmmm wrote:
You say these things like they are bad things?
No I said it turns me on. I just wondered if anybody else does stuff like that. Weird or not, I love my husband, and I do what it takes to keep him happy. I kinda like it.
juicebox

Russellville, AR

#7 Jan 15, 2010
sorry I forgot to put my name in there. he calls me juicebox. LOL
JonathanM

United States

#8 Jan 15, 2010
Lol, thats just weird
Smackdaddy

Windsor, Canada

#9 Jan 15, 2010
juicebox, as long as you both are happy, thats all that matters, he just trying to keep your life interesting, and i think he is doing that!
JonathanM

United States

#10 Jan 15, 2010
yea, gotta spice things up I guess :)
Smackdaddy

Windsor, Canada

#11 Jan 15, 2010
if my wife had put up with me being afreak, i would still be married [MAYBE}
she didnt go for the rooster costume!
homedaddy

Windsor, Canada

#12 Jan 15, 2010
i wish my was a freak, instead of a [email protected], i tried to get her to spank me with a boat paddle, but she broke it instead, over my head!
homedaddy

Windsor, Canada

#13 Jan 15, 2010
my wife, that is!
hmmm

Windsor, Canada

#14 Jan 15, 2010
homedaddy wrote:
i wish my was a freak, instead of a [email protected], i tried to get her to spank me with a boat paddle, but she broke it instead, over my head!
Funny, she loves it when I spank her!
Yummy

Cross Timbers, MO

#15 Jan 15, 2010
So, does he wear nice camo rubber boots or cheap walmart rubber boots??
grave digger

Ozark, MO

#16 Jan 15, 2010
juicebox wrote:
My husband always puts rubber boots on when we have sex. He tells me this makes him [email protected] He is the ONLY man I've ever been with, but I never seen this done in the movies. I must admit it makes me hot. He also likes to spank me with a boat paddle while tickling his taint with a feather. He likes to play dress-up, too. The other night he suprised me, when I came home he was wearing a chicken suit with his [email protected] hangin out, which I found to be unusually arousing...during his climax he would crow like a rooster! One time he rented a bigfoot costume and we went out in the woods and did it like wild animals! It was soooo freaky...but I liked it. Sometimes he makes me put on clown makeup before I go down on him, he says it turns him on. I thought that was odd at first, but it really really turns him on... is that WEIRD or normal?
this is some funny crap,,good for you,,now,,mr. mayor,,please keep your sex life off topix,,,ha haa haaa,,,
shade tree

Chestnutridge, MO

#17 Jan 15, 2010
LOL!! Grave digger your wife is telling on you. lmao!
grave digger

Ozark, MO

#18 Jan 15, 2010
shade tree wrote:
LOL!! Grave digger your wife is telling on you. lmao!
i know,,you cant trust anyone when they get hooked to topix,,,i told her the chicken thing was secret,,thank GOD she didnt let it slip about??????,,ha haa haaa,,hint,,tip toe thru the toolips,,,baby,,,ha haa haaa,,excuse me,,does anyone have any,,gray popoun,,,ha haa haaa,,i know,,i know,,i butcherd that word,,popoun,,,
The Undertaker

Chanute, KS

#19 Jan 15, 2010
grave digger wrote:
<quoted text>i know,,you cant trust anyone when they get hooked to topix,,,i told her the chicken thing was secret,,thank GOD she didnt let it slip about??????,,ha haa haaa,,hint,,tip toe thru the toolips,,,baby,,,ha haa haaa,,excuse me,,does anyone have any,,gray popoun,,,ha haa haaa,,i know,,i know,,i butcherd that word,,popoun,,,
digger...do you mean poupon or poop-on? lol

...damn "juicebox"...I wish more women were like you.
Wanderer

Reeds Spring, MO

#20 Jan 15, 2010
Geez, What is with this post? I think it is peerfectly normal to do what everyone on here says they do. PERFECTLY NORMAL.

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