Heroin in abound in the W.P.
contraband

Ava, MO

#22 Mar 7, 2013
Barney Stinson wrote:
Are heroin users in Missouri sophisticated enough to enjoy the Velvet Underground and Lou Reed at least?
no we all listen to Alice in Chains "junkhead" and Godsmack Voodoo and Red Hot Chili peppers "under the bridge" over and over again
grave digger

West Plains, MO

#23 Mar 7, 2013
suspicious wrote:
Why don't all you popo check those white box trucks going and coming from that donut palace,,, the trucks with the Saudi looking tweeters with bling all over them. I'm tellin ya,something is up with that!
how do you know they are saudi?,,,what if they had great grandparents who had great grandparents with middle eastern blood lines and these white van drivers just look like one of their past reletives? but then again this truck driving school was busted and closed down cuz they were cheating the books with a kansas city truck driving school who was giving middle eastern people fake CDL licence and the locals from here plead guilty to the charges,,,or maybe they are just donout delivery people all blinged out,,,or maybe your just out to ruin a local donout company,,,ha haa haaa,,,the grave digger did eat a white powdered donout from that place and did have a 5hr like burst of energy because the grave digger thought the grave digger was going to sneeze when going to take a bite of this donout and some of that white powder on that donout was sucked up my nose,,,ha haa haaa,,,
grave digger

West Plains, MO

#24 Mar 7, 2013
contraband wrote:
<quoted text>
no we all listen to Alice in Chains "junkhead" and Godsmack Voodoo and Red Hot Chili peppers "under the bridge" over and over again
then your not a heroin user,,,listning to that kind of music just means your half a retard cuz that aint music,,,ha haa haaa,,,just loud noise,,,ha haa haaa,,,like rap aint music,,,just inner city negro kids talking while a wigger hite kid plays dj while scratching records,,,ha haa haaa,,,real music was from the 60's an 70's my freind,,,ha haa haaa,,,
wow

Bellevue, WA

#25 Mar 7, 2013
Gravedigger will u marry me?
grave digger

West Plains, MO

#26 Mar 7, 2013
wow wrote:
Gravedigger will u marry me?
only if you answer a few simple questions

why?

how big is your husband or boyfreind or dyke girlfreind?

do you beleive in GOD?

would you slap an atheist on a whim?

if there was a jail break and the person who escaped wasn't a child pervert or whack job killer,,,would you help them out?

do you tip under or over 15% at the local food joints?

do you have a crawl space under your home?,,,ha haa haaa,,,

would you park along the sidewalk at walmart by the door and wait so the grave digger doesnt have to walk to far?

lets say the grave digger had to go to chicago, south side and collect some money from a guy named tony two thumbs,can you navigate at high speeds thru a big cities streets?

when you go to church, do you sit in the front or back?

would you sign a pre-nup to where the grave digger gets everything you own,lets say if we both went to this neighborhood in chicago and it doesnt turn out so good for you?,,,ha haa haaa,,,

are you a cat person or a dog person?

if you answer all these questions right,,,then the grave digger will marry you in a heart beat,,,if your a female that is,,,and after the grave digger ask mrs grave digger if the grave digger can,,,,ha haa haaa,,,
lmao NOT

West Plains, MO

#27 Mar 7, 2013
grave digger wrote:
<quoted text>only if you answer a few simple questions
why?
how big is your husband or boyfreind or dyke girlfreind?
do you beleive in GOD?
would you slap an atheist on a whim?
if there was a jail break and the person who escaped wasn't a child pervert or whack job killer,,,would you help them out?
do you tip under or over 15% at the local food joints?
do you have a crawl space under your home?,,,ha haa haaa,,,
would you park along the sidewalk at walmart by the door and wait so the grave digger doesnt have to walk to far?
lets say the grave digger had to go to chicago, south side and collect some money from a guy named tony two thumbs,can you navigate at high speeds thru a big cities streets?
when you go to church, do you sit in the front or back?
would you sign a pre-nup to where the grave digger gets everything you own,lets say if we both went to this neighborhood in chicago and it doesnt turn out so good for you?,,,ha haa haaa,,,
are you a cat person or a dog person?
if you answer all these questions right,,,then the grave digger will marry you in a heart beat,,,if your a female that is,,,and after the grave digger ask mrs grave digger if the grave digger can,,,,ha haa haaa,,,
Change your name to "Scarecrow" ..... if you only had a brain .... get lost in Oz, wud ya please???
wow

Bellevue, WA

#28 Mar 8, 2013
Im female...and to every question you asked..,the answer is what you want it to be...yes gravedigger...yes gravedigger...oh yes
New resident

Ozark, MO

#29 Sep 21, 2014
finally some competition wrote:
glad that this means competition for the stuff thats already here and in low supply. I think we dont have enough and I am sick of being sick. bring it on!
So where do you get it at????
Horse

Drury, MO

#30 Sep 21, 2014
New resident wrote:
<quoted text>
So where do you get it at????
Go to the building just south of the community center, strip naked and jump up and down in the middle of the street yelling "Officer Bowden, where is my heroin?"
Really

Ozark, MO

#31 Sep 21, 2014
Wait there is H in Missouri? I thought everyone smoked meth around here? Where do you find it?
Really

Ozark, MO

#32 Sep 21, 2014
Where? Where? Thought Meth was on the only things these idiots did
Officer Bowden

Branson, MO

#33 Sep 21, 2014
Horse wrote:
<quoted text>
Go to the building just south of the community center, strip naked and jump up and down in the middle of the street yelling "Officer Bowden, where is my heroin?"
Not sure what you are implying here, but I only deal in jelly-filled donuts. Now move along. There's nothing to see here.
Who who

West Plains, MO

#34 Sep 23, 2014
Horse wrote:
<quoted text>
Go to the building just south of the community center, strip naked and jump up and down in the middle of the street yelling "Officer Bowden, where is my heroin?"
Who is officer Bowden and if I jumped around naked I would get arrested for public indecency.... Or get raped. Where is the community strip?! Lol..
Horse

Hollister, MO

#35 Sep 23, 2014
Officer Bowden can be found at the Police Station. Just go to the street in front of the Police Station, strip naked, and jump up and down screaming the secret code phrase: "Death to the evil trouser worm and his wicked accomplices!! Where is my heroin, Officer Bowden!!??!! He'll be expecting you. Someone will be right out to help you.
New to state and suck

Jacksonville, AR

#36 Oct 13, 2014
New resident wrote:
<quoted text>
So where do you get it at????

Any luck for anyone?
Curious

United States

#37 Oct 28, 2014
New to state and suck wrote:
<quoted text>
Any luck for anyone?
Nope :/
Word

West Plains, MO

#38 Nov 23, 2014
finally some competition wrote:
glad that this means competition for the stuff thats already here and in low supply. I think we dont have enough and I am sick of being sick. bring it on!
I am too but not familiar with WP...
fact

Madison, WI

#39 Nov 23, 2014
contraband wrote:
It's very bad to flush drugs down the toilet, it ends up redeposited into our water supply. Not a good idea. better just give it to the pharmacy to destroy it or a sponsored drug drop where they destroy it no questions asked. but this is a small town, not sure they have that here
put it in the trash and burn it! Don't flush!!
fact

Hartland, WI

#40 Nov 23, 2014
Legalize pot and it would help stop all this poison that's ruining and killing people. Pot is a plant naturally put on this earth to grow for a reason. How many die from pot use? How many wrecks have killed the innocent because of pot? It's medically proven to be a helpful "drug" for many illnesses, it mellows people out instead of making them mean and crazy. I'm not a pot user but I've done my research and talked to many and I see it being safer than hard liquor and any of these street drugs people kill for!
Murika

United States

#41 Nov 24, 2014
Time for a NEW drug war. The Republican Congress is there now time to elect a Bible thumping evagelical tea party woman President like Marsha Blackburn and build twice as many prisons. The lime quarry beside the new high school grounds would be a perfect prison location and bring 500 new jobs to West Plains to replace the ones lost in 2015. With American soldiers in control of Afghanistan that are producing opium poppies with modern agricultural practices. The CIA flew the poppies over the ocean and has the natives of Columbia slash and burning every jungle hillside to produce in Columbia. All those expidited semi trucks coming from the Invensys factory in Neuvo Laredo Mexico have a secret cargo coming and being distibuted out of the plant here. But the workers are unaware, there is a local kingpin distributing it from her Walgreens store.

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