Timothy

United States

#1 Nov 14, 2012
You don't want to know. But I'm telling you anyhow.
Cremation in Phillips County is more or less a joke. It was my joke. I can't count how many times I collected trophies from the incinerator. Stainless steel knees, splats of tooth fillings and other things. But the most unsettling thing I remember is when ashes from the fireplace was placed in the urn because I accidentally threw out the real ones. And ghosts! Im haunted!
Timothy

United States

#2 Nov 14, 2012
My own funeral parlor party house. After hours my boss lives in Mariette or whatever and when he goes home. PARTY HEARTY DUDE! Dead dudes are in the other room. Yikes!
Guest

Helena, AR

#3 Nov 14, 2012
You are one sick B*****d.....
Timothy

United States

#4 Nov 14, 2012
Guest wrote:
You are one sick B*****d.....
I knew this would happen. I dont trash you for doing your job!
I'll have you know dude, Im a part time student in the rewarding career of crematory science. Or as we say it here, BONE BURNING. Every now and then a mean looking old dude gets pulled in here for our services. Nobody returns to pick up the ashes. So we pour them in a 50 gal plastic barrel. Can you imagine wtf those ghosts talk about? All mixed up! Ha Ha
Guest

United States

#5 Nov 14, 2012
You are full of sh!t they dont even do that here ive worked in the funaral business for 30 yrs
Grammar Police

San Leandro, CA

#6 Nov 15, 2012
This isn't Scooby Doo. Ghosts are merely figments of over active and vivid imaginations.
its me

United States

#7 Nov 15, 2012
G P whats up man hope u had a safe trip back to work.i thi.k this thread is really about messing with a young lady thats grandma was cremated last week they been dogging her they have her name posted a few threads down.kids can be mean.
Bad grammer

United States

#8 Nov 15, 2012
If that is the case someone needs a belt put on there butts !!! I have kids and will whip there butts for being disrespectful..
its me

United States

#9 Nov 15, 2012
Me too and someone needs to whip thier ace for sure.sorry about the poor grammar.best i can do
Bad grammer

United States

#10 Nov 15, 2012
its me wrote:
Me too and someone needs to whip thier ace for sure.sorry about the poor grammar.best i can do
Ugh duh check my name lol Bad grammer im new to this topix thing some of its funny some just crule none of it is very informative but im hooked on it lol
Bad grammer

United States

#12 Nov 15, 2012
I think he's a sick person !!
speculator

West Helena, AR

#13 Nov 15, 2012
Very sick! But I don't think you can get that done here.
Guest

United States

#14 Nov 15, 2012
I know for a fact how its done its not a pretty sight and i can asure you that you will not find teeth or any metal cause it is all removed like i said not a pretty sight so he is nothing but a liar!!!
Grammar Police

United States

#15 Nov 15, 2012
its me wrote:
G P whats up man hope u had a safe trip back to work.i thi.k this thread is really about messing with a young lady thats grandma was cremated last week they been dogging her they have her name posted a few threads down.kids can be mean.
I made it safely. Thanks for asking. It was a long drive, for sure.

I didn't hear the story about the grandma cremation. What happened?

Hell, I've already got my cremation paid for. I have no desire to be buried in the ground. Personally, I think cemeteries are the biggest waste of land possible.

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