Linda

[Mississippi Man]

For Linda, the manager of the Conoco at the bridge: Your cute. Love your sexy gap teeth. You married.

[Mississippi Man]

Baby, I didn't really expect you to see this, but I at least expected someone who knows you to see it and tell you about it, and then maybe you'd say something, but I guess you don't know anyone either. I thought everybody in a small town like that knew everybody else. At least all the white folks. It's a sad sad state of affairs isn't it?

Now I guess you need not bother, because even if you do reply I won't believe it's really you, but rather some smart aleck.

We could have made beautiful orgasmic music together.

[to mississippi weirdo]

dang! arkansas women get stalked from the mississippi men!!!!

[Mississippian]

Dang? Is that the best you can do? Being as you are from Arkansas, I guess it is. What kind of word is dang? You are undoubtedly the product of inbreeding. Wow...They let thirteen year old first cousins get married in Arkansas, but they don't sell beer on Sunday. Duh!!!

[Mississippi Man]

What lame bitches all you Arkansas white gals must be. No wonder you all look like you were rode hard and put away wet. In other worda: unsatisfied.

[to mississippi weirdo]

dear mississippi weird stalker social reject!..i wasnt trying to "get you" because one i dont care to and two.. i knew you wouldnt understand all the big words i would use...so therefore thats why i just said "dang"...something i felt you would understand!...rode hard and put away huh? something i,m sure u never did to a lady...moreto your likings would be ... stalked by internet..and staring at her at the back of the line..beating off to look a likes on the net...wat a weirdo u are...ur mom must be proud to know she raised a weirdo that stalks women from other states... whats a matter all the mississippi women know ur face an are own to you?..lmao..u freak...now cancle ur internet stop trying to pick up underage kids on chatrooms...and go promise ur mom u have changed so she can stop telling other people she dont know where she went wrong with you...