Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Sunday, April 25, 2010

To: The Editor

Subject: How friendly female folks can get my school-levy vote

“Romance and no pants at the W.C. levy line dance”

Okay, ladies, being an honest and older grown-up, I shall henceforth and hereafter honestly admit that I am corrupt and can be influenced and bribed to be nice and vote [on Tues. May 4], by friendly young attractive female folks. It is also a fact that I feel no affection or attraction toward women who act or dress like man-hating lumberjacks, including women in pants and blue jeans, if you know what I mean. So, at the first-ever West Carrollton Public Fool Levy Line Dance, like most of us normal guys, I want to get me some passion and romance; or at least glance at some firm young fresh female flesh and some similar soft sexy skin, like most other normal men, at least now and then, if not again, and again, and again... So, girls, it won't hurt to wear flip-flops, sandals, thin tight tops and short little skirts, or similar shorts, of course. Remember folks, like ya know, such a fashion show could get you some votes.

Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio