Man blames car wreck on pterodactyl

A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

[Cash]

Did the pterodactyl then help him and ask if he was okay?

No, because pterodactyls don't give a crap about anyone except themselves.

[Icy Paper Towels]

I believe him.

[czarzan]

And did he see little pink elephants with wings fluttering about as well ?

[KTM]

Cash wrote:

Did the pterodactyl then help him and ask if he was okay?
No, because pterodactyls don't give a crap about anyone except themselves.

Agreed, Pterodactyl's are obviously republicans.

[pile of dog sh1t]

now you know where the birds have gone.

[Tom]

The guy was probably a smoker. They do those things.

[pile of dog sh1t]

KTM wrote:

<quoted text>Agreed, Pterodactyl's are obviously republicans.

and libs and dems are the foggy minded ones who see them.

[Otra Tequila]

Only 5 tequilas in two long hours! Goodness man, you can't hold your tequila! 2 or 3 more and Elvis would have played at least one song for you.

As for the poor guy driving up the avenue (which is only 2 miles long)I wonder if he saw a large Osprey coming off the Columbia river. With a little sun glare...you never know.

[Otra Tequila]

Oops, there's not supposed to be any sunshine at 11:30pm. Hum...

[jeez]

them dam things are everywhere

[Otra Tequila]

Tom wrote:

The guy was probably a smoker. They do those things.

Okay, Tom, after reading all your messages I just have to ask. Are you a reformed smoker? If yes, how long has it been? Or did you loose someone that was a smoker?

[John Baake]

I suppose the enviromentalists should be glad to hear that he didn't harm what would obviously be an endangered spieces.

[Not Surprised]

KTM wrote:

<quoted text>Agreed, Pterodactyl's are obviously republicans.

Yup. The pterodactyl was on his way to a three-way with bush and dick--got a little excited and well, you can see what happens when certain parts of his anatomy fly close to the ground. But, he is claiming it was his "wide stance" and not his homosexuality that caused the problem.

[CCGal]

KTM wrote:

<quoted text>Agreed, Pterodactyl's are obviously republicans.

Nope, it was Killary Clinton in her nightie (after Bill threw her out the window for scaring him in the middle of the night) and the poor guy just thought it was a prehistoric bird.........I can see the resemblence

[Not Surprised]

CCGal wrote:

<quoted text>
Nope, it was Killary Clinton in her nightie (after Bill threw her out the window for scaring him in the middle of the night) and the poor guy just thought it was a prehistoric bird.........I can see the resemblence

Oh my god that was so funny.(wtf?) Another closet lesbo-repugnicunt lusting after the overweight soccer-mom look with the short Ellen hairdo. Get over Hillary, because she has to suck a mean one to hold on to Bill, which means she's probably not into skank.

[Not Surprised]

pile of dog sh1t wrote:

<quoted text>and libs and dems are the foggy minded ones who see them.

Good name. It suits you.

[sakara18235]

the same pterodcytal (who thinks up these hard-to-spell words) that carried away Raquel welsh in ONE MILLION BC? Or, his gay relation?

[John Baake]

I notice unlike articles about similar accidents, there is no mention here that no one else saw the pterodactyl.
Sounds like a cover up to me.

[Lise Yates]

I suppose the pterodactyl took off with RJ, Baby Bop and Barney before anyone else could see it.

[Lise Yates]

Or perhaps it flew off looking for Littlefoot.