I will now do my best impression of Tuna Crotch or Pigger Mertranny,And Still, or whatever else she calls herself, having a tantrum.
Booo Hooo Hooo, the mean people on Topix are talking about me !!! All I did was butt into their conversation which had fck all to do with me and they started making fun of me!! Waaaaaa!!! They're so mean I hate them,I hate them,I wish I could turn them all into krill! sniff sniff.....Nobody likes me!! I'm just going to beach myself and end it all right now. Oh woe is me!!!!!
But next time, in order to be more realistic, you need to be stuffing your mouth full of sardines and burping.
And put on a couple of thousand pounds.