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cheezums

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#1 Sep 29, 2008
What are some of the funny sayings that you have heard people say?My Grandma could have written her own book. She had a saying for every occasion.Things like , if she saw someone riding a bicycle she would say, "Look at them wearing their legs out just to give their ass a ride" LOL ...... If someone was talking too much she would say, " If you would shut that thing that ol" Ring liked his ass with then you could get something done!" LOL...If she was mad at someone she would say, " I'd like to pinch their head off and throw it back at their dying ass." LOL That is just a few of her colorful sayings. I would sure like to hear some funny sayings that you have heard through the years or even signs that you've read. Thanks!!!
cheezums

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#2 Sep 29, 2008
Ol' Ring LICKED not LIKED.... sorry for the type-o
buffy

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#3 Sep 29, 2008
Hey! I know who your grandma was!I knew her all my life. She was like a mother to me.I remember her telling me one time that she had ate so many eggs, that she was ashamed to look a chicken in the face.HA/HA..... And if she saw an ugly person, she would say that her ass would make them a Sunday face. HA/HA
Melon

Bluefield, WV

#4 Sep 29, 2008
Here's one, I can remember a man that would get mad at someone and he would say'They make my but want to eat a banana"lol and here is another one,"They look like they can make a pretty good grass sandwich"ha,ha,ha and" They are so ugly, they would make a train jump the tracks and take a dirt road"

“Peace”

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Since: Jun 07

USA

#5 Sep 29, 2008
Poor guy went "plum" nuts!
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walker

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#7 Sep 29, 2008
When I was young and wanted something, my dad would always tell me to wish in one hand and sh** in the other and see which one gets full the quickest.
chuckles

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#8 Sep 29, 2008
I can remember hearing my uncle say "Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash."
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cheezums

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#10 Sep 29, 2008
uuhhh ok???....... so back to the funny sayings.

“Peace”

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Since: Jun 07

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#11 Sep 29, 2008
walker wrote:
When I was young and wanted something, my dad would always tell me to wish in one hand and sh** in the other and see which one gets full the quickest.
My Mother, many years ago, had this saying! It would make me so mad when she would say it! lolol

“Peace”

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Since: Jun 07

USA

#12 Sep 29, 2008
Don't do as I do, do as I say!
Pooh

Bluefield, WV

#13 Sep 30, 2008
This is just a silly saying but- I have a silly sister that say's "Oh I'm trying to take a headache" Now who tries to take a headache,I don't want to try to take one, I want to try to get rid of one-silly, silly sister but, we love her anyway,love her heart-she is old.
Notatroll

Webster Springs, WV

#14 Sep 30, 2008
"cuter than a bugs ear"
Pooh

Bluefield, WV

#15 Sep 30, 2008
Dead as a door nob,lol

“ ~ I SEE DUMB PEOPLE ~”

Since: Jul 07

BIG SANDY

#16 Sep 30, 2008
My mom used to have a few funny sayings of her own my all time favorite was when something was dry like a cake she would say that I't was dryer than a cats ass.....lol or she would say ell I pawn my word and honor..she also said I love you more than a monkey loves nanners (bannanas)...and lots more I cant think of right now..lolol
My Turn

Smoot, WV

#17 Sep 30, 2008
Cute as a Fart.
this is fun

Welch, WV

#18 Sep 30, 2008
"Fine as frog hair"
cubs fan

United States

#19 Sep 30, 2008
"buy 'em for what they're worth then sell 'em for what they THINK they're worth!"
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#20 Sep 30, 2008
my mom always said, "as snug as a bug in a rug".
ricard

Vancouver, Canada

#21 Sep 30, 2008
meelie mouth wrote:
my mom always said, "as snug as a bug in a rug".
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."
mememe

Bluefield, WV

#22 Sep 30, 2008
well i be a monkeys uncle

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