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Sep 29, 2008
 
What are some of the funny sayings that you have heard people say?My Grandma could have written her own book. She had a saying for every occasion.Things like , if she saw someone riding a bicycle she would say, "Look at them wearing their legs out just to give their ass a ride" LOL ...... If someone was talking too much she would say, " If you would shut that thing that ol" Ring liked his ass with then you could get something done!" LOL...If she was mad at someone she would say, " I'd like to pinch their head off and throw it back at their dying ass." LOL That is just a few of her colorful sayings. I would sure like to hear some funny sayings that you have heard through the years or even signs that you've read. Thanks!!!
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#2
Sep 29, 2008
 
Ol' Ring LICKED not LIKED.... sorry for the type-o
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Sep 29, 2008
 
Hey! I know who your grandma was!I knew her all my life. She was like a mother to me.I remember her telling me one time that she had ate so many eggs, that she was ashamed to look a chicken in the face.HA/HA..... And if she saw an ugly person, she would say that her ass would make them a Sunday face. HA/HA
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Sep 29, 2008
 
Here's one, I can remember a man that would get mad at someone and he would say'They make my but want to eat a banana"lol and here is another one,"They look like they can make a pretty good grass sandwich"ha,ha,ha and" They are so ugly, they would make a train jump the tracks and take a dirt road"

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Sep 29, 2008
 
Poor guy went "plum" nuts!
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Sep 29, 2008
 
When I was young and wanted something, my dad would always tell me to wish in one hand and sh** in the other and see which one gets full the quickest.
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Sep 29, 2008
 

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I can remember hearing my uncle say "Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash."
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Sep 29, 2008
 
uuhhh ok???....... so back to the funny sayings.

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Sep 29, 2008
 
walker wrote:
When I was young and wanted something, my dad would always tell me to wish in one hand and sh** in the other and see which one gets full the quickest.
My Mother, many years ago, had this saying! It would make me so mad when she would say it! lolol

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Sep 29, 2008
 
Don't do as I do, do as I say!
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Sep 30, 2008
 
This is just a silly saying but- I have a silly sister that say's "Oh I'm trying to take a headache" Now who tries to take a headache,I don't want to try to take one, I want to try to get rid of one-silly, silly sister but, we love her anyway,love her heart-she is old.
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Sep 30, 2008
 
"cuter than a bugs ear"
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Sep 30, 2008
 
Dead as a door nob,lol

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Sep 30, 2008
 
My mom used to have a few funny sayings of her own my all time favorite was when something was dry like a cake she would say that I't was dryer than a cats ass.....lol or she would say ell I pawn my word and honor..she also said I love you more than a monkey loves nanners (bannanas)...and lots more I cant think of right now..lolol
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Sep 30, 2008
 
Cute as a Fart.
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Sep 30, 2008
 
"Fine as frog hair"
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Sep 30, 2008
 
"buy 'em for what they're worth then sell 'em for what they THINK they're worth!"
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Sep 30, 2008
 
my mom always said, "as snug as a bug in a rug".
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Sep 30, 2008
 
meelie mouth wrote:
my mom always said, "as snug as a bug in a rug".
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."
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#22
Sep 30, 2008
 
well i be a monkeys uncle

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