God Is Laughing at His Haters
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#1 Jan 31, 2013
A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!
You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.
A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states,'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
April 1st, APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS ATHEIST DAY!
#2 Jan 31, 2013
R O F L !!!!
#3 Jan 31, 2013
Cullen, get off here and go to work, you bumbling POS!
You are a pisspoor provider and I want to travel some. Get off here and quit making a damn fool of yourself, you walrus-faced mutt!
Get off here and take a bath. I have to sleep in the other end of the house because of your foul stench. Your odor is worse than a skunk's.
Get off here. Clean yourself up and go find a job!
#4 Jan 31, 2013
In case you hadn't figured it out, or you have been around long enough to know what a stupid troll Cullen is and it just hasn't dawned on you yet, or you're a little thick in the head like Maggie Pearl Rice, posts 1 and 2 are Cullen talking to himself. He is such a fool that he talks to himself but pretends like it's 2 or more people. And he clutters the newsgroup with his moronic babbling, often pretending to be three or four different people in a whole thread. Yes, he is THE FOOL!
#6 Jan 31, 2013
Cullen, go slop the hogs and get the chores done, you lazy oaf! And leaf the shoats alone you sex fiend!
#7 Jan 31, 2013
Larry Smith is a disbarred lawyer. He is full of anger. He comes here to troll and try to get it off his chest. He has been invited to coffee a few times by folks here who'd like to talk and get to know him. But Larry Buncy Smith is afraid. I am ashamed to say Larry is a big coward. Little man, big keyboard.
#8 Feb 1, 2013
Cullen says he gonna record God laughing and put it on youtoob. I told him to sober up a little first.
#9 Feb 1, 2013
Cowardly Larry Smith is a disbarred lawyer. He is full of anger. He comes here to troll and try to get it off his chest. He has been invited to coffee a few times by folks here who'd like to talk and get to know him. But Larry Buncy Smith is afraid. I am ashamed to say Larry is a big coward. Little man, big keyboard.
#10 Feb 1, 2013
He doesn't associate with dirty old walruses. I don't want him coming home smelling of walrus. They tell me that Cullen's walrus scent is so pungent it can be smelled in Gerton and Oakley.
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