2012 DEMOCRAT CONVENTION SCHEDULE Updated

[Buncy]

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Karl Marx

4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world”– Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job or a church.”

5:00 PM –“Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log”- Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:40 PM - Anthony Weiner sends a photo of his penis via I-phone and the image is put on a big screen TV monitor for all to see

5:57 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi

7:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM –“Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium /'Tire Gauge Demonstration'/'You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies'

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagoyovich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Islamic Savior, the 2nd Coming of The Prophet Mohammed

12:05 AM – Satan's Choir Sings

3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

[WTF]

Now I don't care who you are, this here is FUNNY!

[radioz]

This is funny because there is so much truth in it!

[FlipTheByrd]

I think I'll go and see. This looks to be a big hoot!

[Tom]

Very funny. Huh. POS. You rightwingers won't be laughing so hard when President Obama is sworn in for his 2nd term in January.

[Dolly llama]

It has been reported that every Democratic Senator and Representative is trying to be added to the Airing of Grievances panel. Apparently they are very aggrieved because they haven't been able to spend all your money. They blame the obstructionist Republicans in the House.

[Moonbeams]

Why is Obama spending any money on ads in NC.?
He has not campaigned in North Carolina since April.
Romney will turn NC. red again by itleast 5 points.
I can't wait for NC. to go red again. Maybe
some of the liberal yankee transplants will move
back up north.

[Brad]

Moonbeams wrote:

Why is Obama spending any money on ads in NC.?
He has not campaigned in North Carolina since April.
Romney will turn NC. red again by itleast 5 points.
I can't wait for NC. to go red again. Maybe
some of the liberal yankee transplants will move
back up north.

Yes! We are taking our state and town back. No doubt the worst of these yankee locusts will move back to their immoral northern homes.

[SpellChecker]

Spelling here is correct but you people are not politically correct! So follow us your northern p.c. liberal opinion makers.

[Ashe_POS]

SpellChecker wrote:

Spelling here is correct but you people are not politically correct! So follow us your northern p.c. liberal opinion makers.

You homophobic gun toting Bible thumping rednecks STFU and get your minds right. There are plenty of northerners who have moved here and will be glad to help you change your thinking to nihilist, atheist, socialistist, pro gay, anti-American liberal views.

[Phillis]

This is funny because it has a big kernel of truth in it like the man above has said. Democrats hate the USA. I hope we can send them all home in November.

[Larry McCable]

Now this here is funny I don't care who you are!!

[Harrier Reed]

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reed has proven himself to be a fair and non-partisan senate leader. After attacking Romney with rumor and innuendo, he went on to do the same with Obama. Although not reported by the liberal media,in a second speech to the senate, Reed said he had heard that the only way Obama made it into college and law school was by affirmative action. Reed says the word on the street is that Obama was given preferential treatment over four Asian-American women, two Hispanics, and an Irish-American woman. Reed went on to say he heard that later on Obama was asked by the Irish-American woman if this was "fair". Reed said he heard that someone told him that they had heard that their cousins neighbors mailman said that someone on his route had heard that Obama told the Irish-American lady, "shut up you red headed slut! If it was up to me you'd be wearing a burka and washing my feet". So you see Senator Reed is an up front kind of guy, deserving of our respect.

[Harrier Reed]

Oops I lied. Obama is a conniving lying sack of camel dung who needs to be defeated big time in November.

[Local]

Most politicians lie. But Obama takes the cake. This lying spearchucker hates this country. We have got to get him out before he finishes us off. Vote Romney!

[Larry Cable]

Now that's funny I don't care if you are Imam Obama hisself! Git 'r done! Send Obama back to his mansion in Chicago!

[visitor]

Buncy wrote:

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Karl Marx

4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world”– Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job or a church.”

5:00 PM –“Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log”- Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:40 PM - Anthony Weiner sends a photo of his penis via I-phone and the image is put on a big screen TV monitor for all to see

5:57 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi

7:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM –“Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium /'Tire Gauge Demonstration'/'You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies'

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagoyovich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Islamic Savior, the 2nd Coming of The Prophet Mohammed

12:05 AM – Satan's Choir Sings

3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

Now that's funny

[Larry Cable]

Git 'r done!!!

[just me]

this not a joke to me it looks like the real schedule.

[Barry Soetoro]

The Democrats are having to move the flag burning ceremony outdoors. Damn government and their fire codes.