How is everyone In Waylandberry the morning after the 4th

[Yogi Bear]

Howdy Waylandyberry! How did everyone enjoy their 4th of July? How many of you gathered around the city fountain and farted the Star Spangled Banner while the Mayor shot some fireworks off? What is Tommy's daughters in now these days. I think Heather and Tracy are cutie pies. I laughed until I pissed my pants when I seen some neighborhood kids playing fetch with Deputiy Barney Fife! Man...what Fife wont do for a muffin. Has anyone heard the rumor that we are moving up ito the world and we are getting a Munk Donalds? It's an immitation McDonalds that is going to be added to the gas station. I love this little town!

[Hanna-Barbera]

I hear that the oldest daughter is married to Ranger Smith and the youngest is dating boo-boo and buying a house in Jellystone Park.

[Capt]

I am not a citizen of Wayland but I am a friend to Tracey and Heather. I hate to see that you, Hanna-Barbera, are trying to get some talk started on two very wonderful people. Tracey and Heather are great women, who both try very hard. Find something else to chat about besides the Robinson family. Oh and btw, you may want to check out your spelling on your name at the site I just listed...jack a$$
http://www.bing.com/search...

[Yogi Bear]

Hey Capt. DO you have a wad of tp stuck up your *ss? So what if she is buying a house and living with boo boo? Maybe I can influince her with my picnic basket.

[pardon]

Capt, did I miss something on the site you listed. You mentioned spelling- but apparently I missed something. IF you were implying that Hanna-Barbera is spelled incorrectly then perhaps you need to tune in to Cartoon Network.

[Yogi Bear]

You Go Pardon!