New York Primary Election Sept 14: Wi...

New York Primary Election Sept 14: Will you vote?

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Iraq

#18739 Jul 29, 2013
RON PAUL!!!!!!
Kevin Kyle Klemond

Utica, NY

#18740 Jul 29, 2013
I was walking into the woods near Degrasse in the late evening during the super moon. I have seen tracks around this area that had one print a human foot and one print an animal as though it was running like that. I then heard the sound of rupturing skin - tearing and snapping sounds. A loud scream go lower in tone to a howl-like vocal explosion. I froze. After a few minutes something felt different in the air. Then it appeared on a large rock. A transformation of a human to a wolf. Bones looked like they were getting longer as hair and feet grew. I shit my pants at that point and could not move since I had new, white socks on and did not want to stain them. I watched in horror these transformations as they ranged from absurd to grotesque to truly convincing. I watched it grab a a wandering cat and have its way with it. The cat sat back with a cigarette butt from the ground. The wolf came toward me as it lifted its nose into the air and I knew it coudl smell my shit-filled fruit of the looms. Socks or deat - socks or death - I chose socks and made my move. I don't know what was worse - warm, wet shit running down my leg and onto my new, white socks or this creature moving toward me. I decided to rip the waistband and toss the shitty underpants to the left. I pulled off the sock and tossed it to the right. I used my shirt to wipe my hands and leg off and I toss it behind me. I hoped this would confuse the creature. I ran away and was shaking like a homo eating a hot dog. When I stopped atop the next hill as I got near the road again I could see this creature in the distance with one white sock on. It was mine. He must like shitty socks. A werewolf-like human with one shitty sock on. Who would have thought? I did. What did he do with my shirt and underpants? The curiosity grew. I circled back. I could not believe what I saw. He left them and chose the sock. It was a werewolf-like human creature with a fetish for feet and human shit. Who would have thought. Then I saw it again. It was moving back toward me. I ran like the wind - a slow breeze actually - and I could smell him getting closer. I sure know what my shit smells like. When i met up with him. He stared at me. His fangs were dirty. His ears were torn up. His hands were - wearing a rolex? He had my shitty sock on. I had to ask before I ran again. Why did you put on just my white, shitty sock? He stared - perplexed - and then he said it. I like white tube socks with shit on them period. You have a problem with that? I said no, but that is my sock. He screamed, growled and tossed his claws toward me. Guess what...he is now wearing both of my white shitty socks and I am left no shirt to wipe off my leg. My Nikes will never be the same. I headed home without my socks, underpants or shirt. I felt terrible and sad. I did just see a werewolf with a shitting sock fetish though and that made me smile again. Yes - there is a werewolf-like human in the area. I have seen him.
Lies

Canajoharie, NY

#18741 Jul 29, 2013
Vote wrote:
people need to know whats going on
Really? Who's going to inform you?

Government Promises to Stop Lying Because of Drudge Report Spotlight.

http://www.infowars.com/government-promises-t...
Lies

Canajoharie, NY

#18742 Jul 29, 2013
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
<quoted text>
But posting on Topix isn't?
We have electronic voting machines that do not give you a receipt for your vote, corrupt centers of verification "boards of elections" and a foreign offshore corporation immune from prosecution for fraud (SCYTL), that tallies said votes.

So it's ok to snark at someone that expresses their distrust?

He's spot on.
sly fox

Crown Point, NY

#18743 Jul 29, 2013
yes

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#18746 Jul 30, 2013
Rome burns as the house republicans waste time and money to try and repeal obamacare for the 38th time, knowing full well it would never make it to the senate floor each time.

578 days since John Boehner said jobs will be ‘priority one’(and he’s delivered none).
yes sir

Woburn, MA

#18749 Aug 2, 2013
It's my civic DUTY and yours too!
Citizen

Ithaca, NY

#18750 Aug 6, 2013
How about NEW dates?
Agree

New Hartford, NY

#18758 Aug 7, 2013
Yes I will vote also.
skylar

Dudley, MA

#18786 Aug 9, 2013
voting is your civic duty
montanegro

AOL

#18787 Aug 9, 2013
Antonio montana
ifs there a weiner

Dothan, AL

#18803 Aug 13, 2013
running from new York for mayor I will never go back to this place while hes in office. and also all my Purdy ladies say they aint coming . we staying as far as we can from the weiner city if hes a mayor or a cab driver.
ifs there a weiner mayor

Dothan, AL

#18804 Aug 13, 2013
ifs there a weiner wrote:
running from new York for mayor I will never go back to this place while hes in office. and also all my Purdy ladies say they aint coming . we staying as far as we can from the weiner city if hes a mayor or a cab driver.
no iwill give my vote to the hambuger man
mike

Bronx, NY

#18805 Aug 13, 2013
Everyone check this link out voting booth update http://Payified.com/index.php...
if weinr for mayor

Dothan, AL

#18806 Aug 13, 2013
running from new York for mayor I will never go back to this place while hes in office. and also all my Purdy ladies say they aint coming . we staying as far as we can from the weiner city if hes a mayor or a cab driver.my Purdy ladies say they aint coming back
if weinr for mayor

Dothan, AL

#18807 Aug 13, 2013
ifs there a weiner wrote:
running from new York for mayor I will never go back to this place while hes in office. and also all my Purdy ladies say they aint coming . we staying as far as we can from the weiner city if hes a mayor or a cab driver.
I may vote for hambuger man.
Weiner and Boner

AOL

#18808 Aug 13, 2013
If weiner is not pronounced winer then why is John bohner pronounced bayner and not boner? LoL. Is everyone afraid of a classic turn on phrase?

Since: Jun 09

Dothan, AL

#18809 Aug 13, 2013
Weiner and Boner wrote:
If weiner is not pronounced winer then why is John bohner pronounced bayner and not boner? LoL. Is everyone afraid of a classic turn on phrase?
lmao so true!!!!
Oh that weiner

AOL

#18813 Aug 15, 2013
Hell it,s a wonder with a last name like that He's not gotten into more mischief or not working for Oscar Mayer.
M Nolan

Greenwich, NY

#18814 Aug 16, 2013
montanegro wrote:
Antonio montana
I agree. In some countries (Belgium) citizens are REQUIRED to vote. If they don't, they get fined. It's not a big fine, but why pay it ?

This encourages people to become involved with the things going on around them instead of living their lives as if they'd graduated from an American high school.

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