Top 10 Ways You Can Identify A Cahoki...

Top 10 Ways You Can Identify A Cahokia Transplant

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Researcher

United States

#1 Nov 14, 2012
1. They have cars on blocks in their driveway and think its a status symbol
2. They love NASCAR and are ardent followers of the Demo Derby
3. Food stamps arrive on a weekly basis
4. They don't know who der daddy is?
5. They think KMart is equivalent to Saks Fifth Avenue
6. They are democrats and don't work
7. The dentist is unnecessary since they have no teeth
8. They miss the smell of Sauget toxins so they cook meth in their bathtubs as a substitute
9. Meth Mouth and greasy hair are attractive traits
10.And finally, the need for an education beyond the 10th grade is a mystery to them since their teachers don't have one either and thaz jus' doin fine.
HAHA

Millstadt, IL

#2 Nov 14, 2012
people are so f'd up haha
blahblah

Saint Louis, MO

#3 Nov 14, 2012
Is someone a little jealous? did someone treat your woman better in bed? get over it loser!
ronnie jeremy

United States

#4 Nov 14, 2012
Researcher you are honestly retarted...do u think u accomplished anything by putting that? I did chuckle not gonna lie.. but not because ur "cool guy" or funny... Just simply because of how stupid you look...the only town i know that is scared to death of "cahokia scrubs" is waterloo...grow up, they are people just like us. I personally think your scared to death so thats why u bash them on topix... Man you really should feel ashamed.
Cahokia

Alton, IL

#6 Nov 14, 2012
My family will be moving to Waterloo from Cahokia very soon, and none of the things you wrote fits our description.
Janet

United States

#7 Nov 14, 2012
Or just walk in 4th street bobeks or Main Street bars. Dirty crackers
Swoosh

Waterloo, IL

#8 Nov 14, 2012
The ex-Cahokians I associate with that live in Waterloo all have big beautiful homes with good jobs.
Cahokia

Alton, IL

#10 Nov 14, 2012
you allowed your family wrote:
<quoted text>To live in that dump for more then the time it takes to drive thru it, tells me a lot about you and your income
Well, what town did you come from?
HAHA

Millstadt, IL

#11 Nov 14, 2012
anyone who even responds seriously in this thread is trash. get a loyfe.
Shucky dern

Columbia, IL

#12 Nov 15, 2012
ONE way you can tell a Waterloo German "from home"

1. They're MEAN MF's!! and think their S78T don't stink -- they are from a poorer background and more stupid than most Cahokia transplants. I know cause I am "from home!" You ignorant SOB.
bigthug

Waterloo, IL

#13 Nov 15, 2012
Hell, they created this topix site for Cahoks to bitch and complain how they feel like outcasts.
Reality check

United States

#14 Nov 15, 2012
ronnie jeremy wrote:
Researcher you are honestly retarted...do u think u accomplished anything by putting that? I did chuckle not gonna lie.. but not because ur "cool guy" or funny... Just simply because of how stupid you look...the only town i know that is scared to death of "cahokia scrubs" is waterloo...grow up, they are people just like us. I personally think your scared to death so thats why u bash them on topix... Man you really should feel ashamed.
I'm scared they are going to lower our property values. No one wants to live near white trash unless they are one already. The local school test scores are going down due to the influx of uneducated mongrels.
The cahokian

Saint Louis, MO

#16 Nov 15, 2012
durrrrrr!!!!
Thomas

Waterloo, IL

#17 Nov 15, 2012
Researcher wrote:
1. They have cars on blocks in their driveway and think its a status symbol
2. They love NASCAR and are ardent followers of the Demo Derby
3. Food stamps arrive on a weekly basis
4. They don't know who der daddy is?
5. They think KMart is equivalent to Saks Fifth Avenue
6. They are democrats and don't work
7. The dentist is unnecessary since they have no teeth
8. They miss the smell of Sauget toxins so they cook meth in their bathtubs as a substitute
9. Meth Mouth and greasy hair are attractive traits
10.And finally, the need for an education beyond the 10th grade is a mystery to them since their teachers don't have one either and thaz jus' doin fine.
I think you have "black" and "Cahokian" mixed up. Maybe time to concentrate on the heroin problem in Waterloo, as opposed to the "stink" problem of Cahokia.
rednecknugguh

United States

#18 Nov 15, 2012
Researcher wrote:
1. They have cars on blocks in their driveway and think its a status symbol
2. They love NASCAR and are ardent followers of the Demo Derby
3. Food stamps arrive on a weekly basis
4. They don't know who der daddy is?
5. They think KMart is equivalent to Saks Fifth Avenue
6. They are democrats and don't work
7. The dentist is unnecessary since they have no teeth
8. They miss the smell of Sauget toxins so they cook meth in their bathtubs as a substitute
9. Meth Mouth and greasy hair are attractive traits
10.And finally, the need for an education beyond the 10th grade is a mystery to them since their teachers don't have one either and thaz jus' doin fine.
Uhm... sounds more like redneck trash than cahokia. Last i checked cahokia was ghetto, and mostly black. Black people are not into the demo derby, again thats rednecks. Black dudes wouldnt want their rims and systems fugged up. Teeth, they have teeth too... they are just golden.
my perception

Ballwin, MO

#20 Nov 16, 2012
4 kids with 4 different dads. That gives the females away every time.
Cahokia

Alton, IL

#21 Nov 16, 2012
We're soon moving from Cahokia to Waterloo.
waterloopeoplear edumb

United States

#22 Nov 17, 2012
I hope all of cahokia moves to waterloo... and half of east skank louis.
Cahokia

Alton, IL

#23 Nov 17, 2012
waterloopeoplearedumb wrote:
I hope all of cahokia moves to waterloo... and half of east skank louis.
So you won't mind if we move to your town?
my perception

Ballwin, MO

#25 Nov 17, 2012
Cahokia wrote:
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So you won't mind if we move to your town?
if you move just be prepared to be avoided. no one likes cahokia people and most cahokians avoid them too. garbage avoids other garbage :(

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