Police: Burglars caught, traded stolen items for meth

Robert Russell, 24, of Aztec and Jerrimiah Toering, 29, of Oregon, were arrested Wednesday for a series of burglaries throughout San Juan County, the Sheriff's Office said.

[YesWeNoticed]

The breaking news is that the City of Farmington, Electric and Water Departments overcharged their customers a combined total of 34.6 % or $7.9 million during the first fiscal quarter. City Management reports collecting $30.7 million with expenses of $22.8 million which projects to a $31.6 million overcharge for this fiscal year.
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...'

[sham]

YesWeNoticed wrote:

The breaking news is that the City of Farmington, Electric and Water Departments overcharged their customers a combined total of 34.6 % or $7.9 million during the first fiscal quarter. City Management reports collecting $30.7 million with expenses of $22.8 million which projects to a $31.6 million overcharge for this fiscal year.
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ****.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...'

what does this have to do with the Burglars, do-do

[What the French Toast]

sham wrote:

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what does this have to do with the Burglars, do-do

They are now taxing the crap you steel too?

[U BETCHA]

A tall fence, cameras, extra large patrol dogs and a shotgun within five paces of every room in the house and garage = tweakers will be shot, their butts ripped to shreds or, if they're lucky, they'll end up in the back of an S.O. deputy's unit. If they're lucky.

[Willie]

I bet these are white guys.

[SemperFi]

Willie wrote:

I bet these are white guys.

Nope - "Green" guys.

[Farmington1]

freaking meth heads....

[geraldr]

who cares if they're white.

[R-UNuts]

SemperFi wrote:

<quoted text>Nope - "Green" guys.

them damn green dudes from up ore-gon way commin down here teachin young-uns how to steal for meth is not gunna be tolerated.

[Farmington Daily Lies]

sham wrote:

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what does this have to do with the Burglars, do-do

About as much as this

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."

Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

You see their is legalized criminal activity and illegal criminal activity. The only difference between them is the first group directly extorts money from the community while the second group also directly extorts money from the community.

Hmm, a quandary, both groups do the same. Wait! The first group continues criminal activity and provides pay raises to themselves.

[my2sense]

Thank you!
Love it and want more.

[Street Slum Slayer]

Farmington Daily Lies wrote:

<quoted text>
About as much as this
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
You see their is legalized criminal activity and illegal criminal activity. The only difference between them is the first group directly extorts money from the community while the second group also directly extorts money from the community.
Hmm, a quandary, both groups do the same. Wait! The first group continues criminal activity and provides pay raises to themselves.

Obama would have you believe that an illegal alien is actually an undocumented immigrant....which would be the same as implying a drug dealer is an unlicensed pharmacist.