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Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#1 Mar 4, 2013
Just a few random thoughts from a stoner Pig.

I've been watching "The Walking Dead" for 2 season now and I noticed something last night. I mean something besides they remind me of "FrightWingNuts". None of the zombies have ever been overweight. How is that since 50% of American are overweight.

This bothers me because Piggy likes a woman who's a little overweight or juicy as I prefer to say. If this zombie thing ever happens and I'm a zombie. I assume I'm gonna want sex, since zombies seem to have a free time. Am I going to have to just settle for some skinny zombie chick? That'll suck.

What if I'm still alive and not a zombie? I'm thinking a zombie chick tied up securely could be sexual outlet. I'm hoping they don't smell like rotting flesh. That would be a turn off. Will I be able to find a chubby zombie chick that doesn't smell to bad? I hope so. Oink Oink

Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#2 Mar 4, 2013
You will always have your exploits in tge barn.
I was shocked by the fact that they did not help
The hitchhiker. Rick bends over backwards to
Try and help morgan who has gone nuts...that
Hitchhiker could have helped fight the governor.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#3 Mar 4, 2013
Will the governor finally lose his head sunday?
I dont know if they are going to drag out this
Conflict or not. The previews make it look like
Its all going down next episode.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#4 Mar 4, 2013
I think that if that hitchhiker was blonde with big
Tits....rick would have pulled over. Heres an idea
For sweeps week....suprize guest celebrity zombies....where you can try and guess the star
And call in for a contest. Think about it....brittany
Spears....paris hilton...as slut zombies..
Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#5 Mar 4, 2013
destroyerofworlds wrote:
I was shocked by the fact that they did not help
The hitchhiker. Rick bends over backwards to
Try and help morgan who has gone nuts...that
Hitchhiker could have helped fight the governor.
The hitchhiker was like a mid 20's kinda clean cut looking white guy. They left him twice, too funny. I think Rick will pick him up on the way back, since he's white.

Let's not forget Rick was a small town Ga. cop. So of course he hates blacks. Remember a few weeks ago when he sent Kimbo Slice and a few other black people away that wanted to stay and help. He's been mean to the black samurai chick and he never came back for Morgan. Poor Morgan, turning on that radio every morning at dawn waiting for Rick to call and slowly going insane. Rick a racist KKK kinda guy.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#6 Mar 4, 2013
Dude....you musta went to the can....that hitchhiker was mince meat on the side of the
Highway....and they had the audacity to pick up.
His back pack. I thought it was a bit rude...but
They have had so many problems with live
People...they deem it not worthy of the risk to
Trust strangers. Rick is not a racist...or he would
Not have armed morgan.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#7 Mar 4, 2013
If the last woman on earth was very hot...looked
Just like emma stone....only with tits...but the
Rub is that she is a zombie....would you do her?
Hell i would.....i would pull all her teeth and keep
Her tied up in the basement. Take her out once
A day for some exercize. And triple up on the
Condoms.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#8 Mar 4, 2013
Rick gave morgan a rifle to shoot his zombie wife
He did not have the heart...his zombie wife ended
Up killing their son. Rick asked morgan and his
Son to come with him...they refused...his son
Would still be alive if they would have. I predict
That the next main character to die will be the
Gov....and maybe andrea....she is william holdens
Daughter...she wants to do some more movies.
Remember her in the majestic...and the mist?
Carol..and dale were also in the mist.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#9 Mar 4, 2013
P.S. I think they used a body double for that
Nude andrea scene....shes hot....but that was
The body of a 20 year old.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#10 Mar 4, 2013
And on your previous question....fat people use
Up too much make up. And in a zombie apocolypse....the slow fat people are the first
To get eaten.
Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#11 Mar 4, 2013
destroyerofworlds wrote:
Dude....you musta went to the can....that hitchhiker was mince meat on the side of the
Highway....and they had the audacity to pick up.
His back pack. I thought it was a bit rude...but
They have had so many problems with live
People...they deem it not worthy of the risk to
Trust strangers. Rick is not a racist...or he would
Not have armed morgan.
Yeah, I must have been doing a toke. I thought the hitchhiker lived. I'll have to check that out on OnDemand.

Rick is racist. It's a fact that 58% of small town deputies in Georgia are members of the Klan. Google it. Just look how he treated the Kimbo and how he looks down on the samurai chick.

I figured the reason you watch the show is because of the whole KKK angle.
Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#12 Mar 4, 2013
destroyerofworlds wrote:
If the last woman on earth was very hot...looked
Just like emma stone....only with tits...but the
Rub is that she is a zombie....would you do her?
Hell i would.....i would pull all her teeth and keep
Her tied up in the basement. Take her out once
A day for some exercize. And triple up on the
Condoms.
Emma stoned is too scrawny for me. Can you fatten up a zombie? If not I'd find a cute lamb or pig.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#13 Mar 4, 2013
Maybe you can tame roseanne to be your pet
Zombie. And ya....i love the klan...except for their
Crazy christian beliefs...how could you hate jews
But spend your entire existance worshiping a dead jew? I still say ricks not racist...and you missed it again...mershone is one of the family
Now...rick might even do the nasty with her...
Watch out for that blade.
Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#14 Mar 4, 2013
destroyerofworlds wrote:
...and you missed it again...mershone is one of the family
Now...rick might even want to do the nasty with her...
Watch out for that blade.
I didn't miss it. I saw Michonne and Carl bond when she got that pic for him of his mom. I also heard what Carl said to Rick later. Now Rick has to make Michonne leave, get her killed or kill her himself. A Klan member can't let his son bond with a black chick.

Not so sure if it's okay for Klan members to "do the nasty" with black chicks? You would know better than me.
Anonymous

Fairfield, CA

#15 Mar 4, 2013
In the zombie apocolypse you got to get the
Poontang when you can. Of course i would rather
Have a white zombie....blonde...big titties...than
Michonne....what do you read the comics...how
Did you know how to spell it? That girl is some
Dark dark chocolate. Of course...if i was rick id
Be plowing beth...that girl is fine.
Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#17 Mar 11, 2013
last nights episode blew.

yesterday afternoon my right arm and hand started swelling up and turning red. this morn my arm is like twice the size it normally is and is throbbing. can't move it w/o crazy pain. piggy is thinking about going to the er.

oink oink
Smokin Joe

United States

#18 Mar 11, 2013
Have it checked! Better safe than sorry.
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#19 Mar 11, 2013
I know how da season ends baby. Call me now for a free readin'.
al Qaeda in this forum

Wellsboro, PA

#22 Mar 13, 2013
Rogue Pig wrote:
Just a few random thoughts from a stoner Pig.
I've been watching "The Walking Dead" for 2 season now and I noticed something last night. I mean something besides they remind me of "FrightWingNuts". None of the zombies have ever been overweight. How is that since 50% of American are overweight.
This bothers me because Piggy likes a woman who's a little overweight or juicy as I prefer to say. If this zombie thing ever happens and I'm a zombie. I assume I'm gonna want sex, since zombies seem to have a free time. Am I going to have to just settle for some skinny zombie chick? That'll suck.
What if I'm still alive and not a zombie? I'm thinking a zombie chick tied up securely could be sexual outlet. I'm hoping they don't smell like rotting flesh. That would be a turn off. Will I be able to find a chubby zombie chick that doesn't smell to bad? I hope so. Oink Oink
You got to see a movie from 2009 called Dead Girl. It touches on this very subject.
Rogue Pig

Statham, GA

#23 Mar 13, 2013
Time for Survivor. A show I actually like. Tonight's episode is suppose to be the biggest melt down ever from Brandon. Piggy likes melt downs. BBL

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