NutCracker Christmas Present

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Mia

Pulaski, WI

#1 Nov 14, 2012
Hi , I'm looking for some of those nut cracker Christmas presents that are sometimes sold in those novelty stores. The ones that I'm looking for are in the shape of Obama's head, where you put the nut between his jaws and whack him over the head with the raw-hide hammer. Let me know if you run across any.
Thanks Guys
Piggy

Sterling, VA

#2 Nov 14, 2012
Obama has been cracking the GOP's nuts for 8 days now.

Weeeeeeee Weeeeeeee

Amy

Pulaski, WI

#3 Nov 14, 2012
Hey Piggy, all People from Ashbum Va who have an I.Q. of over 2 know that the Democratic party attracts Liberals like a cow pie attracts flies.

Bwaaaaaa
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#4 Nov 14, 2012
Obama is no knuckle dragger, he has very short arms.
His arms are so short that he has a problem reaching down and unzipping his pants when standing at the urinal. Therefor, he has hired Gary Coleman to follow him around to ...... unzip him, reach in, grab it, pull it out, aim it.......... Gary is reported to be ecstatic about his government job.

When asked to comment on his government job, Gary responded, "Ah is one lucky f***in lil dwarf"

Bwaaaaa
Piggy

Sterling, VA

#5 Nov 15, 2012
Amy wrote:
Obama is no knuckle dragger, he has very short arms.
His arms are so short that he has a problem reaching down and unzipping his pants when standing at the urinal. Therefor, he has hired Gary Coleman to follow him around to ...... unzip him, reach in, grab it, pull it out, aim it.......... Gary is reported to be ecstatic about his government job.
When asked to comment on his government job, Gary responded, "Ah is one lucky f***in lil dwarf"
Bwaaaaa
Oink Oink

Amy

Pulaski, WI

#6 Nov 15, 2012
We have a copy of the letter that Piggy's Mama sent to Piggy.
My little Peepeck, come back home to der farm und don't rrrun avay no more. Vee luffs you. Und vee lets you play all day long vitt der little goat mitt der long tit dat you luffs to play vitt so much. You brother Blinky says der little goat suck everyting nowdays ........ If you know vot I mean, heh, heh. Dat neighbors pimpled up fat girl vit der crossed eyes und no teeth says she miss you too. She can talk now und vonts to play, hide der salami, like you two did befor she cvould talk und cvould only grunt. Vee hear you heff a goot job so send money for hootch. Grrampa died last spring und vee iss still all griefed up ..sob,sob, sniffle.

Frrrum yourr Mama on derrr farm
Too our Piggy Peepeck in Ashbum VA
Piggy

Sterling, VA

#7 Nov 15, 2012
Amy wrote:
We have a copy of the letter that Piggy's Mama sent to Piggy.
My little Peepeck, come back home to der farm und don't rrrun avay no more. Vee luffs you. Und vee lets you play all day long vitt der little goat mitt der long tit dat you luffs to play vitt so much. You brother Blinky says der little goat suck everyting nowdays ........ If you know vot I mean, heh, heh. Dat neighbors pimpled up fat girl vit der crossed eyes und no teeth says she miss you too. She can talk now und vonts to play, hide der salami, like you two did befor she cvould talk und cvould only grunt. Vee hear you heff a goot job so send money for hootch. Grrampa died last spring und vee iss still all griefed up ..sob,sob, sniffle.
Frrrum yourr Mama on derrr farm
Too our Piggy Peepeck in Ashbum VA
You made me home sick and horny, Oink Oink

Amy

Pulaski, WI

#8 Nov 15, 2012
Piggy's wrights a letter back to his Mama:
Mama, Ah is one luckeh cracker. Ah has eh job ad Denny's. Ah is deh one dishin out deh sticky grey grits. Ah is also deh one who cleans out deh grease pit after work. Mama, Ah is learnin eh new langdwedge on deh job from deh bro's ah works wid. Deh has gibds meh eh nickname. Deh all calls meh "Mofo"

Mama, eh, how did Grampa die?

Mofo
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#9 Nov 15, 2012
Mama back to Mofo

Grampa died peacefully, in his sleep .... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Ho Hos

Sterling, VA

#10 Nov 18, 2012
Amy wrote:
We have a copy of the letter that Piggy's Mama sent to Piggy.
My little Peepeck, come back home to der farm und don't rrrun avay no more. Vee luffs you. Und vee lets you play all day long vitt der little goat mitt der long tit dat you luffs to play vitt so much. You brother Blinky says der little goat suck everyting nowdays ........ If you know vot I mean, heh, heh. Dat neighbors pimpled up fat girl vit der crossed eyes und no teeth says she miss you too. She can talk now und vonts to play, hide der salami, like you two did befor she cvould talk und cvould only grunt. Vee hear you heff a goot job so send money for hootch. Grrampa died last spring und vee iss still all griefed up ..sob,sob, sniffle.
Frrrum yourr Mama on derrr farm
Too our Piggy Peepeck in Ashbum VA
Haven't forgotten about you 2 cheese head chicks wishing bad mojo on my grampas. You'll be glad to know he took that one way drive to Jimmy Dean yesterday. I blame you Amy.

BTW- My girl isn't fat, she's juicy. Big difference.

Oink Oink
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#11 Nov 18, 2012
MoFo back to Mama

Mama, I gots a new job. I is employed at DildoeLand. We sell wooden dildoes in Pine, Oak, Mohogany, and Brazilian Teakwood. My boss's name is Gilda SpikeHeela. She says, I can call her Spike. Spike and I are good friends. She's so cute (sigh). I work in the R&D Department and have a special office rrroom where the R&D takes place. Spike uses extra vasoline.... she's so considerate .......and sooo cute (double sigh).

MoFo
Ding Dongs

Sterling, VA

#12 Nov 18, 2012
Amy wrote:
Piggy's wrights a letter back to his Mama:
Mama, Ah is one luckeh cracker. Ah has eh job ad Denny's. Ah is deh one dishin out deh sticky grey grits. Ah is also deh one who cleans out deh grease pit after work. Mama, Ah is learnin eh new langdwedge on deh job from deh bro's ah works wid. Deh has gibds meh eh nickname. Deh all calls meh "Mofo"
Mama, eh, how did Grampa die?
Mofo
What are you wearing?

Amy

Pulaski, WI

#13 Nov 18, 2012
MoFo to Mama
Mama, Spike has invented a new diledoe and is going to try it out on me tomorrow. It has threads on it like a big screw..... It rotates as it goes in. Mama, it has ball bearings at the base. Spike thinks of everything. Spike is thinking about making an advertisement video of the event. Mama, i'm so excited, I can barely contain myself.

MoFo
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#14 Nov 18, 2012
People say that Leesburg is the *sshole end of the World .......... and Ashburn is 7 miles in.

Bwaaaaa
Piggy

Sterling, VA

#15 Nov 19, 2012
Ina wrote:
People say that Leesburg is the *sshole end of the World .......... and Ashburn is 7 miles in.
Bwaaaaa
Ina, Amy, Mia and all your other personalities. Yesterday I took the time to peep your area Topix. Was kinda wondering why yow wanna play with me. I figured it out after reading a few of your posts. You're a right wing nut. Plus so racist, that you might be a Nazi. You have posted some crazy hater shyt.

Now you're Googled Asburn, to funny. I live in Sterling, about 27 miles from DC. Ashburn is where Comcast is, hence my location. But do you really wanna compare where we live? You live in a village, shucks I didn't even know we had villages anymore. I live in Loudoun County. I'm not even gonna list all the things my county has going for it, you've Googled it already I assume. You're funny. You "village" is known for one thing. "Pulaski Polka Days" Piggy is gonna have to brush up on his polish jokes.

So little Nazi chick, strap in. You wanted my attention, ya got it.

Median household income

Rank County State Median Household Income[1] Population[2]
1 Loudoun County Virginia $119,134 325,405
2 Fairfax County Virginia $105,797 1,100,692
3 Arlington County Virginia $100,735 216,004
4 Hunterdon County New Jersey $99,099 128,038
5 Howard County Maryland $98,953 293,142

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Pulaski is a village in Brown, Oconto, and Shawano Counties in the U.S. state of Wisconsin. The population was 3,060 at the 2000 census.
Pulaski is host to the annual "Pulaski Polka Days", which is one of the largest festivals dedicated to the Polish in the United States.
The racial makeup of the village was 97.35% White, 0.33% African American, 0.69% Native American, 0.72% Asian, 0.16% from other races, and 0.75% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.95% of the population.

WHY do you hate black people so much. There's 2 in your "village". You're funny.
Piggy

Sterling, VA

#16 Nov 19, 2012
Ina wrote:
People say that Leesburg is the *sshole end of the World .......... and Ashburn is 7 miles in.
Bwaaaaa
Since Polaski is a "village" of 3,000 or so. Let me venture a guess here. You're the "village idiot"?

I'm still laughing about "village". Does it take a village to raise an idiot? Do you all call yourselves "village people"? If so, I have a band just for you.

"Village", Weeeeeeeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeee

http://media.beta.photobucket.com/user/kreagl... [term]=pig%20sex&filters[p rimary]=images&filters[sec ondary]=videos&sort=1& o=7
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#17 Nov 19, 2012
Piggy, you troglodyte, Amy has kicked your @ss royaly. Admit it. And you are now, starting to sound like a self-serving, pompous @ssed buffoon ... with an I.Q. OF 2. Piggy, is it true that whenever you try to think, the big vein in your big thick neck pops out and goes kapumpa, kapumpa, kapumpa .......and nothing happens?
Bwaaaa
Piggy , you have no viable recourse ........ other than, to play the race card.
Bwaaaaaaaaa

Free beer at Opie's Kielbasa Club, tonite
http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/opieskielba...
Piggy

Sterling, VA

#18 Nov 19, 2012
Ina wrote:
Piggy, you troglodyte, Amy has kicked your @ss royaly. Admit it. And you are now, starting to sound like a self-serving, pompous @ssed buffoon ... with an I.Q. OF 2. Piggy, is it true that whenever you try to think, the big vein in your big thick neck pops out and goes kapumpa, kapumpa, kapumpa .......and nothing happens?
Bwaaaa
Piggy , you have no viable recourse ........ other than, to play the race card.
Bwaaaaaaaaa
Free beer at Opie's Kielbasa Club, tonite
http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/opieskielba...
Wisconsin Ranked Number 1 in Drunk Driving.

Are you drunk yet? I hear there's free beer at Opie's and all the cheese you can eat.

Race card. You're the one who started this thread looking for an Obama nut cracker. You're the one who posts all the racist shyt on your "village" podunk Topix.

Why can't ya just accept the fact that we the people elected Obama? Answer me this, with only 2 blacks in your "village" how could you be so full of prejudice? Is it you German ancestry or your drunkenness or the extreme cold or the cheese?

I hear getting drunk and tipping cows is the Wisconsin state sport. Have you ever been mistaken for a cow?

Pulaski, a Village of inbred idiots. Still laughing, I had no clue we still have "villages".

Weeeeeeee Weeeeeeee

Smikin Joe

Bronx, NY

#19 Nov 19, 2012


Blodwyn Pig! One of the best groups I was able to see at the Filmore East in NYC. Happy Thanksgiving Piggy.
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#20 Nov 19, 2012
Ashville Piggy, is you angered because you lost all yo money in Opie's slot machine? TSK, TSK.
Hey, thanks fo stopping in.
http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/opieskielba...
PSSST, ah hears you has eh juicy date tonite wid CoCoaRio from Brazil. That's nice, heh heh.

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