Can I join or does having an IQ over 60 disqualify me.?Welocme to the FFS fanclub. Other conservatives can give you a pamphlet with the bylaws, but youre off to a good start. See, the ease with which i school conservatives makes them mad, and they ALL react by following the same predictale steps, and youre off to a good start
FFS FANCLUB RULES:
1. You must first ask "what does FFS stannd for", and then insert your own meaning for the quite obvious acronym. You can check this one off your list.
2. YOU MUST USE THE SCREENNAME FFS, OR SOME VARIATION OF FFS. Normally this task must be completed with 1 day of joining the fanclub, but i see youre ahead of the game.
3. Call names and then pretend FFS started the name calling.
4. You MUST follow me around from thread to thread and post non-relevant stupidity in an attempt to gain my attention.
5. NEVER, and i mean you must NEVER ENGAGE IN ACTUAL CONVERSATION RELATED TO THE TOPIC OF A GIVEN THREAD! That rule is crucial! You wont be able to make valid points, so be sure to just make up silly insulty and fabricated lines...BUT YOU MUST NOT ACTUALLY DISCUSS A VALID TOPIC...If you break rule #5 you will be expelled from the FFS fanclub.
You have made a predictable choice in your infatuation with FFS!
That was so funny and here's what makes it sooooo good. I've watched people do this to you several times before. Oink Oink.
There's no doubt this freak is thinking about you as the drift off to sleep muttering "That Damn FFS. I'm going to get him if it's the last thing I do".