If Mitt romney is president

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bible code Man

Portsmouth, VA

#1 Oct 22, 2011
Mitt romney is on a mission to fulfill mormon prophecy,wherein "the constitution will hang by a thread"and mormons will save it. He hopes to do what Joseph smith did not complete,become president of U.S.A. You know,if Smith had his way,he would have moved the United states capitol to Independence Missouri or Nauvoo Illinois. he believed they were where Jesus would make a western hemisphere Zion someday(thus Independence would be destined in Mormon belief to replace washington d.c.) but that was unscriptural,because the Bible says God has only one world capitol city named His greatest,its jerusalem in israel.
Just some guy

Washington, DC

#2 Oct 22, 2011
"If Mitt romney is president". Hmmmm. Well, we'd be in a heap-o-trouble.
paul SHYKORA arts

Calgary, Canada

#3 Oct 22, 2011
bible code Man wrote:
Mitt romney is on a mission to fulfill mormon prophecy,wherein "the constitution will hang by a thread"and mormons will save it. He hopes to do what Joseph smith did not complete,become president of U.S.A. You know,if Smith had his way,he would have moved the United states capitol to Independence Missouri or Nauvoo Illinois. he believed they were where Jesus would make a western hemisphere Zion someday(thus Independence would be destined in Mormon belief to replace washington d.c.) but that was unscriptural,because the Bible says God has only one world capitol city named His greatest,its jerusalem in israel.
..GOOD...eh...yada u u
paul SHYKORA arts

Calgary, Canada

#4 Oct 22, 2011
....and let the ''bell's''...ring.....eh...yad a u u
Just some guy

Washington, DC

#5 Oct 22, 2011
For those who judged my opinion unfavorably, why wouldn't we be in a heap-o-trouble? I'm open to reasons. Within reason. Way too many haters here in topix. Noone's into good stimulating conversation.
Morris The Cat

Washington, DC

#6 Oct 22, 2011
Just some guy wrote:
For those who judged my opinion unfavorably, why wouldn't we be in a heap-o-trouble? I'm open to reasons. Within reason. Way too many haters here in topix. Noone's into good stimulating conversation.
Save your breath homeboy. You just spinnin' yer wheels in here.
Herman

Branson, MO

#7 Oct 22, 2011
Just some guy wrote:
For those who judged my opinion unfavorably, why wouldn't we be in a heap-o-trouble? I'm open to reasons. Within reason. Way too many haters here in topix. Noone's into good stimulating conversation.
When little Barry Obama was just a lad, he ran a lemonade stand. One of the first things he did was attempt to raise his business revenues by raising prices on the rich. Coincidently, at the same exact time he did this, his best customers stopped buying lemonade from him and began patronizing foreign sources instead. Since cutting prices on the rich to raise revenues was incomprehensible to him, he came up with the idea of a stimulus plan instead. He would prime the pump sort of speak by stimulating new customers. He took all the money out of his cash box and gave it to prospective customers on the chance they would come back and spend it at his lemonade stand. It was a huge success as all his money was returned. The only problem was that he was then completely out of lemonade.

So he came up with another brilliant scheme. He borrowed money to buy more lemonade and then made it easier for his unemployed customers to afford his lemonade by creating a jobs program to spur the business. He once again took all the money out of his cash box and this time hired several customers to work for the lemonade stand. They became Lemonade Employees working Lemonade jobs at Lemonade wages. It was another huge success. Every dollar going out of his cash box in salaries came right back to the cash box in the way of lemonade sales. But he again soon ran out of lemonade and therefore owed money for lemonade that he then didnít even have.

So he came up with an even more brilliant scheme. This time he not only borrowed enough money to buy more lemonade, but also another amount equivalent to his cash box so that he could provide healthcare assistance to additional customers. This would free up extra money for them so that they could buy lemonade too. This worked so well that he had to immediately borrow even more money to replace more lemonade because he then had twice as many people buying his lemonade.

After he borrowed enough money for two more batches of lemonade, more money for Lemonade Employee salaries, more money for healthcare assistance, and an additional amount of money to be sent off for loan payments then coming due for his stimulus plan, he looked at what he had done thinking he was so smart he could hardly get enough of himself. The way he saw it, at that particular moment he had doubled the amount of money in his cash box and the amount of lemonade he had on hand while selling five batches of lemonade. The fact that he didn't make a dime for his business, but instead owed ten times the amount of money he had in his original cash box with a four-hundred percent loss in capital didnít bother him at all. As more bills kept coming due, he would simply raise his personal dept limit and just continue borrowing more money for that as well. Anyone saying he needed to stop spending money he did not have and stop raising prices on the rich were considered anti-lemonade and thus were labeled Tea Party Extremists. Someday he would run for President of the United States and show the whole World what happens when you run the entire U.S. economy while keeping the private sector purposely tied behind your back.

Now just because THE NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA HEADLINES would read: Tea Party Extremists Demand Price Cuts for the Rich as Hawaiian Lad Increases Lemonade Sales by 500%!, you only need to compare these actions to the way Romney handled running the Olympics.
Morris The Cat

Washington, DC

#8 Oct 22, 2011
Excellent! Very profound Herman.
Just some guy

Washington, DC

#9 Oct 22, 2011
I'm not really well versed in political conversation (as y'all probably already know), but that's interesting. I'm gonna leave all this stuff to the pros. I'm no match for some of these folk. So, I'll just give 'em their props and say keep on doin' what yer doin'.
CONSERVATIVE

Commerce, GA

#10 Oct 23, 2011
Just some guy wrote:
I'm not really well versed in political conversation (as y'all probably already know), but that's interesting. I'm gonna leave all this stuff to the pros. I'm no match for some of these folk. So, I'll just give 'em their props and say keep on doin' what yer doin'.
Their are more who THINK they know what they're talking about, than ACTUALLY do! Tea Party 2012!
FFS-

Hollis Center, ME

#11 Oct 23, 2011
Herman wrote:
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When little Barry Obama was just a lad, he ran a lemonade stand. One of the first things he did was attempt to raise his business revenues by raising prices on the rich. Coincidently, at the same exact time he did this, his best customers stopped buying lemonade from him and began patronizing foreign sources instead. Since cutting prices on the rich to raise revenues was incomprehensible to him, he came up with the idea of a stimulus plan instead. He would prime the pump sort of speak by stimulating new customers. He took all the money out of his cash box and gave it to prospective customers on the chance they would come back and spend it at his lemonade stand. It was a huge success as all his money was returned. The only problem was that he was then completely out of lemonade.
So he came up with another brilliant scheme. He borrowed money to buy more lemonade and then made it easier for his unemployed customers to afford his lemonade by creating a jobs program to spur the business. He once again took all the money out of his cash box and this time hired several customers to work for the lemonade stand. They became Lemonade Employees working Lemonade jobs at Lemonade wages. It was another huge success. Every dollar going out of his cash box in salaries came right back to the cash box in the way of lemonade sales. But he again soon ran out of lemonade and therefore owed money for lemonade that he then didnít even have.
So he came up with an even more brilliant scheme. This time he not only borrowed enough money to buy more lemonade, but also another amount equivalent to his cash box so that he could provide healthcare assistance to additional customers. This would free up extra money for them so that they could buy lemonade too. This worked so well that he had to immediately borrow even more money to replace more lemonade because he then had twice as many people buying his lemonade.
After he borrowed enough money for two more batches of lemonade, more money for Lemonade Employee salaries, more money for healthcare assistance, and an additional amount of money to be sent off for loan payments then coming due for his stimulus plan, he looked at what he had done thinking he was so smart he could hardly get enough of himself. The way he saw it, at that particular moment he had doubled the amount of money in his cash box and the amount of lemonade he had on hand while selling five batches of lemonade. The fact that he didn't make a dime for his business, but instead owed ten times the amount of money he had in his original cash box with a four-hundred percent loss in capital didnít bother him at all. As more bills kept coming due, he would simply raise his personal dept limit and just continue borrowing more money for that as well. Anyone saying he needed to stop spending money he did not have and stop raising prices on the rich were considered anti-lemonade and thus were labeled Tea Party Extremists. Someday he would run for President of the United States and show the whole World what happens when you run the entire U.S. economy while keeping the private sector purposely tied behind your back.
Now just because THE NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA HEADLINES would read: Tea Party Extremists Demand Price Cuts for the Rich as Hawaiian Lad Increases Lemonade Sales by 500%!, you only need to compare these actions to the way Romney handled running the Olympics.
You know Herm...if youre going to copy and paste you really should give the original author credit for his writing!
James

Clemmons, NC

#13 Apr 2, 2012
Very stupid Herman! You conservative syncophants are constantly spewing the same anti-Obama crap while you seem to have amnesia when it comes to remembering that we are in the shape we are from so many decades of GOP CRAP!!!
Tpx

Zwickau, Germany

#14 Apr 2, 2012
you morons, scum and pervert garbage from usssa. Your country is like one big pohh and it looks like rectal end of dog. Mitt Romney for president, he will be wonderful, excellent president. He will make more wars, he will spend more money for our countries in Europe and it is naturally justified, because we in EUROPE are the highest civilization and not like a pack of rats in your country. Mitt Romney for president and NO ron paul.

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