Why is Candy Crowley So Fat?

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Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#1 Mar 20, 2013
I mean, she's gargantuan.
Stoner Pig

Statham, GA

#2 Mar 20, 2013
Miss Cleo wrote:
I mean, she's gargantuan.
Why are you a fat white dude pretending to be a black woman? Inquiring pigs wanna know.

Weeeeeee Weeeeee
typicalasshole

Wellsboro, PA

#3 Mar 20, 2013
I totally buttfcked Candy, because her snatch smelled worse than her azzhole.
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#4 Mar 21, 2013
Stoner Pig wrote:
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Why are you a fat white dude pretending to be a black woman? Inquiring pigs wanna know.
Weeeeeee Weeeeee
Laughing at your ignorance, as always.
Stoner Pig

Statham, GA

#6 Mar 21, 2013
Miss Cleo wrote:
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Laughing at your ignorance, as always.
Pigs are smart! Well, at least smarter than dogs.

Piggy has no beef with ya dude, just a little perplexed on why you're pretending to be a black physic chick from the Caribbean. That's a strange thing for a white man to do. Do you go all out playing the part and dress up as a woman and/or put on black a face? Can I get pics? Oink Oink

You can always prove me wrong. I can be in Springfield in about 30 minutes. We can do lunch, my treat. Then back to your place for dessert and a private reading.

Weeeeeee Weeeeee
DannyColons

Wellsboro, PA

#7 Mar 21, 2013
Miss Cleo predicted that the gooberment would frame me for raping a 16 year old girl and that I would get trolled on topix.com way back in 1967.
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#8 Mar 22, 2013
DannyColons wrote:
Miss Cleo predicted that the gooberment would frame me for raping a 16 year old girl and that I would get trolled on topix.com way back in 1967.
Danny saved big, and me want you to save big too! Call me now for your free reading!
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#9 Mar 22, 2013
Crowley be so fat, she look like she swallow da hippo from my village.
Stoner Pig

Statham, GA

#10 Mar 22, 2013
Miss Cleo wrote:
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Danny saved big, and me want you to save big too! Call me now for your free reading!
What's your number? I'll call, are you free Sunday for an in person reading? Your place or mine, it's your choice.

Oink Oink
Dumb Leroy

Higginsville, MO

#11 Mar 22, 2013
Miss Cleo wrote:
I mean, she's gargantuan.
Dan Collins lives in her buttcrack. That adds an extra 250 pounds of ugly fat.
Stoner Pig

Statham, GA

#12 Mar 22, 2013
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#14 Mar 25, 2013
She gained another 20 pounds over the weekend.
Just Wondering

Hattiesburg, MS

#15 Mar 26, 2013
Is she blowing Burr Rock or spreading those cheeks for the OhBo
Magnum PI G

Statham, GA

#16 Apr 28, 2013
I'm watching her right now on CNN, Candy is dressed completely in bright Christmas red, not a good color for her.

Now everyone here should know Piggy likes women with a few extra pounds and I seldom say this, but shucks Candy needs to go on a serious diet. Like one of those diets where they staple stuff together.
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#17 May 2, 2013
She been hitting da craft services table way too often.

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