Ten Things You Should Never Say to a ...

Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman

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Rogue Pig

Ashburn, VA

#1 Mar 15, 2013
10. "I was raised by black people." (If your nanny or butler was black when you were growing up, you do not pass as an honorary black person.)

9. "Black women are so sexy." (You may think this is a compliment, but it's just another form of stereotyping or fetishizing African-Americans.)

8. "Can I touch your hair?" (Don't ask anything about the hair, or whether you can touch it. Such an exchange will never end well.)

7. "I only date black women." (You think you're going to impress her because you're down, but saying that just makes it seem like black women are a "type.")

6. "You're the black Audrey Hepburn." (Don't tell a women she's the black version of a particular white woman. Men do not say to a white woman, "You're the white Condoleezza Rice.")

5. "I don't see any difference between the races." (You may think you're Ghandi, you're not.)

4. "It's not like you're the first black woman I've dated." (Yeah, that comes off as creepy fetishizing, too.)

3. "You look like En Vogue." (It's never a smart idea to compare one woman to a group of women who all look very different, no matter their color.)

2. "Black women are so much cooler with sex than white women." (If you think implying black women are looser than white women is gonna get you some, you're wrong.)

1. "I'm voting for Obama." (Millions of people are voting for Obama. It doesn't make you that cool.)
Miss Cleo

Washington, DC

#3 Mar 15, 2013
You cannot cut off a man and not expect him to go find food up somewhere else.
mullet maverick

Wellsboro, PA

#4 Mar 15, 2013
The best thing to say a gal of the darker persuasion is: "I will pay to have your skin bleached and your hair straightened." She will be on you throbbing member in seconds.
Blackest Poster Evah

Wellsboro, PA

#6 Mar 16, 2013
Where an extension for your itty bitty peckerwood, cause you won't be hitting the right notes without an African Cobra.
Rogue pig

Nicholasville, KY

#7 Mar 17, 2013
I always say " move out tha way " can't you see me looking at that white girl
I only date white girls coz they are easy and give me all there money
True Amerikkkan

Syracuse, NY

#9 Mar 19, 2013
why dont the kneeger Obama girls wear underwear to family BBQ;'s?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
True Amerikkkan

Syracuse, NY

#10 Mar 19, 2013
tie a rope around their neck just as we did their ancestors.

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