A letter I recently received from my ...

A letter I recently received from my Son, John Traina!

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MARK TRAINA

Mccomb, MS

#1 Nov 29, 2012
A letter I recently received from my Son, John Traina!

Here is the actual Letter:

"That's my dear sweet dad all right. He just got out of prison in Huntsville Texas about three months ago. I don't know who the woman with him is.

He is a Democrat so he joined the Klan in Mobile Alabama. He moved us all over the deep south and finally settled in Kleburg Texas where they had a chapter of the Klan. He always beat mom and finally he came back from a meeting stinking like gasoline. I didn't want any part of that cult and mom didn;t either! He shot her and beat me nearly to death with my own little league baseball bat!

That miserable Klansman got 20 years in Huntsville Prison. I grew up in a string of foster homes. Finally when I reached eighteen I went on my own and five years later got a letter that my father had been released from prison.

What a joy.

Okay you cross burning Democrat, you fools have always been liars.

I'm looking for you. Make yourself scarce.
__________

MY RESPONSE:

Dear John,

It was sooOOOOO WONDERFUL to hear from you and "I Love You Very Much. Although we have "NEVER EVER" met I feel as though you are a part of me. Please try to forgive me for Murdering your Mother, but she was a "Crackore" who would constantly call me at all hours of the day and night and I simply couldn't take any more of those calls. Looking back I am fairly certain that she suffered from an "OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER"! While in Prison I studied Psychology and I wish that I knew back then all the things that I know now! I would Love to tell you that Mom didn't suffer much, but as you know she stayed in the Intensive Care Unit over at Oshner for over 3-months. "I guess in the end we all get our Just Deserts!"

Huntsville was very nice and I really enjoyed my stint up there in the "Big House"! I made a lot of friends there and I'm still very close to many of them even to this day, inspite of the fact that we are not allowed to hang out.

Sadly, I missed out on MOST of your formative years. I want to make those years up to you. I need to know your exact date of birth and home address. So that I'll know how many Birthday Presents to send off! Please don't call me becasue every time I hear a phone ring it brings back memories of your Mother?

All My Love, fatuous1

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