Man Escorted From Gym For Grunting

Man Escorted From Gym For Grunting

There are 36 comments on the Cbs5.com story from Nov 2, 2006, titled Man Escorted From Gym For Grunting. In it, Cbs5.com reports that:

WAPPINGERS FALLS, N.Y. You can lift, strain, crunch and sweat all you want at the Planet Fitness in the Dutchess County village.

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“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

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#21 Nov 20, 2006
bvaman wrote:
Sounds like this manager wants to run a gym for sissys. Her gym sounds like most healthclubs. They are nothing more then high class pickup joints.
LOL! What exactly is high class about it? The sweaty smells, the gym clothes or the grunts? hehehe
LisaBethTG

Boca Raton, FL

#22 Nov 22, 2006
NO GRUNTING IN A GYM? OK. I agree, therefore they should ban the following nefarious activities in the following facilities:
NO DRINKING IN BARS.
NO READING WITH YOUR EYEBALLS OR HANDS IN LIBRARIES,
NO MUSIC PLAYING AT CONCERTS OF ANY KIND.
NO MOTORCYCLES AT BIKER MEETS.
NO COUNTING MONEY IN A BANK,

feel free to help add to the new ban list!

“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

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#23 Nov 22, 2006
No working at the workplace.
Groucho AKA Falcon 68

Dearborn, MI

#24 Nov 22, 2006
LisaBethTG wrote:
NO GRUNTING IN A GYM? OK. I agree, therefore they should ban the following nefarious activities in the following facilities:
NO DRINKING IN BARS.
NO READING WITH YOUR EYEBALLS OR HANDS IN LIBRARIES,
NO MUSIC PLAYING AT CONCERTS OF ANY KIND.
NO MOTORCYCLES AT BIKER MEETS.
NO COUNTING MONEY IN A BANK,
feel free to help add to the new ban list!
No one's allowed to smoke, or tell a dirty joke, and whistling is prohibited...

No driving on public roads, no parking in the parking lots, no walking on the sidewalks....

No doing drugs in the drugstore...

No smoking on the tobacco shop...

No eating in restaurants of any kind!!!
munchies

United States

#25 Nov 22, 2006
NO POSTING ON FORUMS
LisaBethTG

Boca Raton, FL

#26 Nov 22, 2006
Groucho AKA Falcon 68 wrote:
<quoted text>No one's allowed to smoke, or tell a dirty joke, and whistling is prohibited...
No driving on public roads, no parking in the parking lots, no walking on the sidewalks....
No doing drugs in the drugstore...
No smoking on the tobacco shop...
No eating in restaurants of any kind!!!
NO BABYSITTING OF CHILDREN OF ANY AGE.
NO URINATING, DEFACATING, DOING MAKEUP, GOSSIPING, TOILET FLUSHING OR HANDWASHING IN RESTROOMS.
NO FOOD PURCHASING IN SUPERMARKETS.
NO WEB SURFING ON THE INTERNET.
Groucho AKA Falcon 68

Dearborn, MI

#27 Nov 22, 2006
LisaBethTG wrote:
<quoted text>
NO BABYSITTING OF CHILDREN OF ANY AGE.
NO URINATING, DEFACATING, DOING MAKEUP, GOSSIPING, TOILET FLUSHING OR HANDWASHING IN RESTROOMS.
NO FOOD PURCHASING IN SUPERMARKETS.
NO WEB SURFING ON THE INTERNET.
No surfing on the wild blue surf...

No sunbathing on the beach, and no swimming in the water...

No clams at the clambake...

No laughing at the comedy club...

Please come in through the out door...

no tea drinking during tea time...

No one may be happy during happy hour...

Please refrain from talking whilst on the telephone...
munchies

United States

#28 Nov 22, 2006
no farm for old mcdonald

no little lamb for mary

no jack on the beanstalk
LisaBethTG

Boca Raton, FL

#29 Nov 22, 2006
NO WALKING, RUNNING OR STROLLING ON STREETS, SIDEWALKS OR ANY OTHER EARTH;Y SURFACE.
NO WORKING FOR WAGES OR PAYING EMPLOYEES TO WORK.
LisaBethTG

Boca Raton, FL

#30 Nov 22, 2006
munchies wrote:
no farm for old mcdonald
no little lamb for mary
no jack on the beanstalk
Good one, Munchies! LMAO!!!
Groucho AKA Falcon 68

Dearborn, MI

#31 Nov 22, 2006
LisaBethTG wrote:
NO WALKING, RUNNING OR STROLLING ON STREETS, SIDEWALKS OR ANY OTHER EARTH;Y SURFACE.
NO WORKING FOR WAGES OR PAYING EMPLOYEES TO WORK.
And absolutely no working whilst on the job!!!

You may not enjoy your vacation in any way, shape or form....

There will be no stripping at the strip club, and it shall be illegal for Victoria to keep any secrets....
LisaBethTG

Boca Raton, FL

#32 Nov 22, 2006
NO SUBSCRIBING TO MAGAZINES, CABLE TV OR MAIL ORDER MERCHANDISE.
NO BABIES ALLOWED NEAR OR WITHIN PREGNANT WOMEN.
NO FIREFIGHTERS ALLOWED AT THE SCENE OF A FIRE
NO POLICE AUTHORIZED TO BE PRESENT AT A CRIME SCENE

“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

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#33 Nov 22, 2006
No turkey on Thanksgiving.
No presents at Xmas and just forget about having a tree!
LisaBethTG

Boca Raton, FL

#34 Nov 22, 2006
AND ABSOLUTELY NO FUN AT ALL, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE WITH ANYONE, DAMMIT!!!!
Sickov Blaire

Stafford, UK

#35 Nov 22, 2006
Welcome to the UK!!!!!
cathy

Jackson, TN

#36 Nov 28, 2006
*writes on wall* n-o w-r-i-t-i-n-g o-n t-h-e w-a-l-l-s!

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