NEW Chamber to be constructed in Lawt...

NEW Chamber to be constructed in Lawton to house Oklahoma's Elect Chair !

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Councilman

United States

#1 Feb 24, 2011
This is a wonderful thing for Lawton. We have witnesses runnin out our asses and alot of Electric experience. This was brought about under Obama's Health Care Package for Lawton. Now everyone can watch flaming flesh and how crispy critters can be fried in less than 38 seconds. A big thanks goes to Senor Menendez for his significant contribution before his untimely assanation. Ole Sparky will show you a good time, and it has always been a real leg shaker when the switch is turned on and off in rapid succession. The old Chamber will donate many artifacts like the charred skull of the Green Mile victim and the burnt flesh of several others when the last victim exploded and burned many witnessses beyond recognition.
Randy Crisper

United States

#2 Feb 25, 2011
Councilman wrote:
This is a wonderful thing for Lawton. We have witnesses runnin out our asses and alot of Electric experience. This was brought about under Obama's Health Care Package for Lawton. Now everyone can watch flaming flesh and how crispy critters can be fried in less than 38 seconds. A big thanks goes to Senor Menendez for his significant contribution before his untimely assanation. Ole Sparky will show you a good time, and it has always been a real leg shaker when the switch is turned on and off in rapid succession. The old Chamber will donate many artifacts like the charred skull of the Green Mile victim and the burnt flesh of several others when the last victim exploded and burned many witnessses beyond recognition.
I fell in love with ole sparky the first time I saw him down at Big Mac. It was late one night not even a breeze to soften the night air that brustled through nearby trees. I could smell the aroma of meat being grilled at a local business. Probably the Sizzlin-Sir-Loin Restaurant and Grill. Anyway, mid-nite was upon us and we slowly moved through the chamber door to take our assigned seats. A man apprared with his face covered accompanied with two guards and was strapped into an awkward looking chair constructed of solid Acacia Wood. Suddenly the man stationed behind the glass wall threw the SWITCH and a suddden burst of smoke and flames shout out from under the mask and his legs stuck straight out shaking like a paint mixer, and everything went dark. Do you want to hear more? Then let Dusty Outlaw know you want to hear more..! He was from Duncan.
Dusty Outlaw

United States

#3 Feb 26, 2011
O.K. Here Goes .... On a cool summer night in McCalister, Oklahoma a long black limousine pulled up in front of the CHAMBER located a short distance from the main housing units. A tall well dressed one armed man stepped out of the limousine and was escorted through the door only to disappear behind the Chamber wall. Witnesses were already present and the convict had already been strapped into the chair and the skull cap placed over his shaved head. A bucket of water and sponge was placed next to the chair and had already applied as his face and head was drenched with water. All of a sudden the count down echoed down the hall 3-2-1 "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and the witnesses grabbed each other by the arms and started singing " Amazing Grace ". The convict curled up in the chair and shook with his tongue falling limp from his mouth just dangling from side to side. His eyes appeared extremely swollen and red with yellow teeth and charred face. After placing the body in a plastic carton the witnesses left the Chamber and climed on the bus parked slightly to East of the walkway. Later the one armed man appeared carrying a white hankerchief wiping his eyes free of black suet and entered the limousine that slowly drove off to never be seen again. Ole Sparky had been ruled a cruel and unusual form of punishment by the Supreme Court.
Kill a man jara Africa

United States

#4 Feb 27, 2011
We first Roast um. Then we Toast um. Then we cover them with axle grease and featherize their body and throw them in a same sex grave.
Mark Smith

United States

#5 Mar 1, 2011
It was 52 years ago to the day. I was 32 at the time when I saw Ole Sparky juiced up and ready for another victim. The man fought the guards as they strapped his arms in place and put straps around his legs and upper torsal below his arm pits. The executioner stood by the phone and watched the guard grease his head with black axel grease and place his feet in a plastic pail full of water. Everyone kept staring at the telephone as countdown continued... It never rang. Suddenly..ZAP..ZZzzzzzz POP ZZzzzzzz Zap FIRE in the HOLE screamed a witness. Smoke appeared from under the rubber cap placed on his head and his toes curled up like a french fry in a hot skillet of grease. Afterwards we were all invited to the Governor's Mansion for coffee and crispy dip n chips.
Bitchin

United States

#6 Mar 2, 2011
Man this stuff is bitchin. We ain't seen anthing loike this in Hollywood. Good theme for a flick. Sizzle poppin good stuff. Fried Human Loins on the spitz of hell.
Rushin Commie

United States

#7 Mar 2, 2011
This would have to be one of the biggest rushes to reach that wonderful High one experiences when he falls in a hot vat of boiling peanut oil. Just think what it would be like to light up like a bolt of lightning flashing through endless space with blood curdling screams coming from your tiny little mouth in a vast river of moulting lava flowing in and out of your eye sockets. PLUG ME IN QUIK and pull me out faster over and over again watch me shake and throw my head back against the padded head rest and my toes curl like a french fry and my eyes turn red with FIRE & BRIMSTONE from HELL. Sorry about that, sometimes I get High on my own supply.
Blistering Heat

United States

#8 Mar 3, 2011
I have made several attemps to invent a more effective electric chair for the Government. The Government wants an electric chair that has no electricity but a chair that sings to the murderer
as he is being strapped in where he will be slowly starved to death as witnesses watch his weight loss in hopes to establish a new diet for the "Weight Watchers" to spend their money on. Medical sources the murderer will no longer be given Viagra after the 5th day in the chair and his hands can be released from bondage. So far I haven't found the use of Viagra very effective for bringing Justice to the CHAMBER !
Calf Fries in the Rain

United States

#9 Mar 4, 2011
Early Spring of 1956 I received an invitation to witness an execution at McAlister State Prison. I drove all the way from Mangum with my 12 year old son. He wanted to protest the death penalty outside the Chamber with other protesters. I didn't know then what to think about the death penalty, but I soon learned.! Now, like many before me I will tell of my experience. I arrived in town about 11:15 p.m. for a briefing by prison officials and later escourted into the Chamber where I was seated next to a lady from Duncan, Oklahoma. We were served refreshments and chocolate chip cookies around 11:40 awaiting for the prisoner to arrive and prepared for executin. The time arrived soon enough for me. The prisoner was first allowed to speak with the parson for last rights and prayer. Then the parson stepped back to allow the guard to strap the prisoner into the chair. First his arms were strapped and straps placed around his chest securing him to the chair and his head was then shaved and given a lite massage by the guard while his head was greased with olive oil or some form of light oil that was not labeled for human use. The rubber looking cap was then placed on his head and legs strapped to the chair. It seemed like eternity before the large burly looking man standing over the switch slowly moved his hand and placed it on the switch rest located next to the red telephone that had been brought into the chamber prior to the prisoner. The it happened...A suddent thrust of 380,000 volts of Electricity surged through the body of the prisoner sending everyone into an immediate trance of shock and awe. The prisoners lips turned black and his mouth opened and then closed with a clicking grinding sound and puffs of smoke started to rise from around his hands and feet and suddenly the chair lifted off and sailed right through the hole located in the ceiling taking with it the entire pay load of what was left of a charred piece of meat. It appeared to resemble Haley's Commett and then it started to fall back to Earth with the prisoner still strapped to the chair and a parachute was deployed so the chair would remain in stable condition once it landed. Man ..tell you what..Every 4th of July I get off on the memory of Ole Sparky putting a spark in that prisoner's back side...IT WAS GREAT and my son got to protest in a civil enviroment...He remember so well seeing that chair blast through the hole located in the ceiling of that small concrete structure locate 1/4 mile from Death Row where they could all watch and hear all the cheers and jubilation of the town folks. If you have witnessed an execution please tell your story here and reliecve yourself of the horror of criminal justice.
Demo Goddery

United States

#10 Mar 4, 2011
Bitchin wrote:
Man this stuff is bitchin. We ain't seen anthing loike this in Hollywood. Good theme for a flick. Sizzle poppin good stuff. Fried Human Loins on the spitz of hell.
Your right again Dusty...You are the MAN and all will be as you say it will be.
Whitehouse Moron

United States

#11 Mar 6, 2011
Wouldn't this cause a memory loss ?
Obama Pie

United States

#12 Mar 6, 2011
Mark Smith wrote:
It was 52 years ago to the day. I was 32 at the time when I saw Ole Sparky juiced up and ready for another victim. The man fought the guards as they strapped his arms in place and put straps around his legs and upper torsal below his arm pits. The executioner stood by the phone and watched the guard grease his head with black axel grease and place his feet in a plastic pail full of water. Everyone kept staring at the telephone as countdown continued... It never rang. Suddenly..ZAP..ZZzzzzzz POP ZZzzzzzz Zap FIRE in the HOLE screamed a witness. Smoke appeared from under the rubber cap placed on his head and his toes curled up like a french fry in a hot skillet of grease. Afterwards we were all invited to the Governor's Mansion for coffee and crispy dip n chips.
This is true because Mark Smith took a dose of Ethanol before he spilled the bits and pieces of human flesh on the floor of seath row where prisoners could view the results of being naughty.
Brass Balls

United States

#13 Mar 7, 2011
Whitehouse Moron wrote:
Wouldn't this cause a memory loss ?
Some say he took office in that shape, but he remembers his pay-off buddies for sure.
Great Balls on FIRE

United States

#14 Mar 8, 2011
This would be a good song for someone to write about. Probably an innocent witness to a most horrifying sizzling experience to a sudden charge of fatal and brutal act of passion by the murdering rapist that is about to fry in the most well constructed chair in history. Can you emagine what it would be like to have that final rush..that final moment..that final surge of a high plains drifter..that last flight on a 747..that last look..that last sound from the executioner...FIRE IN THE HOLE...ooops wrong switch.
Fire in his Britches

United States

#15 Mar 9, 2011
As I walked toward the small red brick building where ole sparky had been silent for 3 years i realized that a man's life is about to end and I get to watch it happen. I had this weird little knot in my stomach as I approached the CHAMBER. Upon arrriving I was introduced to 8 other witnesses that had been asked to attend including the victim's brother who had waited for this day for 19 years. As the time grew near you could hear the muffled chant of protesters outside the CHAMBER'S walls. As the death row inmate was brought into the CHAMBER the witnesses became very excited. There HE is said one witness " The yellow Bellied B_____ is going to FRY for what he did to that little girl" he said. All the witnesses started holding hands. The minister read the last rights to the prisoner and said " Adios Amigo". The prisoner was an illegal mexican and could not speak english. Suddenly the telephone rang and it was the Governor which asked " Did this guy get the Miranda in Spanish before he confessed to murdering and butchering the body parts of the victim ? The Executioner must have known the answer because he screamed TAKE THIS you brown bellied illegal immigrant from Mexiso and THREW the SWITCH to the ON position at which time the Prisoner stood up with the chair still attached to his back side and screamed " NO HABLO ENGLIUSH " and fell backwards into the hall way deader than a boiled Mackrel.
Charcoal Charlie

United States

#16 Mar 12, 2011
Cook um in a pot bellied Electric Chair and feedum to the Prison hogs.
Grizzly Groins

United States

#17 Mar 14, 2011
Bitchin wrote:
Man this stuff is bitchin. We ain't seen anthing loike this in Hollywood. Good theme for a flick. Sizzle poppin good stuff. Fried Human Loins on the spitz of hell.
This is another TRUE story about Ole Sparky. In late Spring of 1949 a youn man apprared at the door way clotched in denim jeans and shirt. He was barefooted and head was completely shaved. On one side was a priest and on the other a guard. Through the interior glass window stood a dark skinned burly looking man with a barrel chest and arms as big as most mens legs. He was clean shaven wearing a black slacks and white shit with red boe tie. Close to the inner wall was the CHAIR. The man's eyes were focused on the Chair that would end his life on this earth. As grizzly of a picture I emagined did not represent what I was seeing. The man's hands were shaking and his legs almost collapsing with fear and anxiety. He was escorted to the chair and given his last rights by the priest. The guard placed the cap on top of his head and strapped his legs, arms an dchest to the chair. The man pleaded and screamed about him being innocent of any crime muchless the one he was convicted of and given the death sentence. The switch was placed in the connect position and the man shook and then slumped over in the chair. The technician pronounced him dead. About a minuite later the phone rang and it was the Governor and he said " STOP the Execution ..this man is INNOCENT of the crime." In the witness room was a big Sigh and total silence ensued...REST in Peace my Son said the Priest. You can't win them all.
Richard Holland

United States

#18 Mar 24, 2011
Whitehouse Moron wrote:
Wouldn't this cause a memory loss ?
Only if his name was Allen Richards or Barack hussein obama.
Rusty Switch

United States

#19 Apr 12, 2011
On the 14th of April, 1951 a young nice looking African American with ebony skin was escorted into the chamer lighted only be a 40 watt light bulb manufactured by General Electric. As the man was seated into the bulky leather laiden chair he fought furiously screaming and crying breathing long deep breaths knowing that he would soon take his last. His eyes were red from tears and the fear was in his face knowing the heat would roast him from the inside out like a Socialist takeover of the United States Government. He was a refugee from Kenya without even a birth certificate to his name. The executioner entered and slapped him on his back causing the man to start cursing at the witnesses calling them by their first names. Do you have any last words asked the Priest ! Yes I do said the man " I'm going to give you a change that even an idiot like YOU can believe in " ..he said. His kinky black hair shot straight up giving him a funky appearance before he flopped around like a fish on hot pavement. The light dimmed and then returned to normal with the coroner's freight truck pulled inside the overhead door located on the West side of the CHAMBER. The coroner appeared and placed his thumb on his tongue depressing it back into his throat so he couldn't feed anybody anymore B.S. about a change you can believe in type crap as he was wrapped in a soiled sheet and shipped back to his home in Kenya for proper burial inside an Indian Smoke Shop.
Thelma Jackson

United States

#20 May 1, 2011
It was a race war back in the early 50s when they cooked ole Johnnie in that weird looking little chair with all those electric cables sticking into the brain cap. I recall setting in that back room where it was dark and dampm and the odor was something Im had never smelled before. I was later told that I was sitting next to a pile of cow dung nplaced there by the prisoners to use in a garden project thjat was going on. All of a sudden the whole place lit up like a roman candle on the 4th of July. It was only a TEST. Imagine it if Johnnie would have been sitting in the chair when the switch was connected to the outside world. My nephew Michael always wanted to go up in a flash, but instead hew messed with little boys and took too many drugs and flamed out with a swollen hemrhoid.

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